The Onion to Take over InfoWars

(nytimes.com)

447 points | by lxm 2 days ago

25 comments

  • jbombadil 11 hours ago
  • qnleigh 8 hours ago
    When this all started, the Onion released a priceless 'press statement':

    "Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

    No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars..."

    Full statement here https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

    • helsinkiandrew 6 hours ago
      Brilliant plans for the future:

      https://theonion.info/?p=1

      > Such is the InfoWars I envision: An infinite virtual surface teeming with ads. Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object, free radical misinformation, sentences and images so poorly thought out that they are unhealthy even to view for just a few seconds. The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.

      • quisquous 3 hours ago
        It's like setting out to write "The King in Yellow"
        • reactordev 14 minutes ago
          "...brought to you by Squarespace."
      • api 4 hours ago
        Makes me think of the old Monty Python joke so funny it kills everyone skit.

        Which makes me think of a thread years ago I saw on the modern equivalent: a meme so offensive (to literally everyone at once) nobody can see it without having an anger induced aneurism.

        The skit would be a comical updated take on the Python skit. A hardened memelord shitposter troll is found dead in his basement, surrounded by rotted pizza boxes, empty energy drink cans, and penis enlargement pills. He had been working for years to create a meme that would simultaneously offend everyone. Something is on his screen. The person who finds it immediately flies into a rage so extreme they have an immediate brain aneurism and die. "We showed the meme to the most hardened Nazi edgelord trolls we could find on the worst Discords, Chans, and Telegram channels. Most did not survive. Some were saved by medical intervention but sustained severe brain damage..."

      • guzfip 3 hours ago
        > A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.

        Zuckerberg already did it.

        • z2 2 hours ago
          No joke, I use Facebook every year or so to access the marketplace and at the time my feed was roughly half rage-bait, and the other half being what I can only describe as AI-generated almost-pornography. Both had thousands of what looked like genuinely real interactions per post, mostly from developing country users.
          • dmd 27 minutes ago
            It's really amazing how different people's experiences with Facebook are. I have been on Facebook since it started (I was at one of the original schools, I was in that famous first million users).

            My feed is entirely photos of friends' kids, invitations to local events (things I actually attend), folk-dancing groups I'm involved with, and the like. I have literally never, not once, not ever, seen any rage-bait or political content (other than that directly written by friends - not reposted) in my feed.

            • smallmancontrov 10 minutes ago
              Huh, I wonder if there's a flag on the first million users (or some proxy for "Zuck's cohort") from the worst of the slop shoveling. It would sure save him some pointed remarks.
              • dmd 6 minutes ago
                My wife's feed is very similar and she only got an account a few years ago.
          • afavour 2 hours ago
            I'm loathe to defend Facebook but most people's experience is not yours. The algorithm pushes content you're most likely to engage with, in your case it has nothing to go on so probably pushes whatever causes the most reaction in general.
            • palmotea 1 hour ago
              > I'm loathe to defend Facebook but most people's experience is not yours. The algorithm pushes content you're most likely to engage with, in your case it has nothing to go on so probably pushes whatever causes the most reaction in general.

              It think that's a contradiction: if your latter statement is correct, his experience is a peek at "most people's experience."

              • afavour 55 minutes ago
                No, I don't think so. If Facebook has a dataset to work from, as it does with most people, it'll tailor your experience according to that. If it doesn't it has to just use everything.
            • bityard 56 minutes ago
              Then the algorithm is very broken for me. I post extremely benign and even somewhat boring things for my friends and family, scroll through the Marketplace scams occasionally, literally never watch Reels, and still--to this day--Facebook thinks I want to watch videos of teenage girls in loose-fitting bikinis jumping on trampolines.

              My conclusion is not that the algorithm shows you things it THINKS you will engage with, but rather things they WANT you to engage with because it makes them money somehow.

            • jandrese 1 hour ago
              No matter what you follow if FB thinks you are a man it's going to feed you those foreign near-porn shorts.

              I'm not sure if it is just what escapes across national boundaries or if social media in other countries is just way more horny, but every time I see a post where the text has been auto-translated from a different language it is thirst trap content. This is true across multiple social media platforms. It's especially prevalent on X for example, especially as they seem to be trying to showcase their Grok translations or something.

              • pc86 1 hour ago
                > No matter what you follow if FB thinks you are a man it's going to feed you those foreign near-porn shorts.

                Definitely not, FB knows I'm a man and I don't have anything remotely pornographic in my feed with any regularity because I don't interact with it when it does.

              • malshe 1 hour ago
                > No matter what you follow if FB thinks you are a man it's going to feed you those foreign near-porn shorts.

                I don't know about FB as I quit it several years ago but I saw this happening on Instagram before I quit it too.

            • alistairSH 1 hour ago
              It could just push his friends and family. Or nothing at all. But here we are.

              This timeline sucks.

            • actionfromafar 2 hours ago
              Not sure that is defending.
    • 54aJh 6 hours ago
      The Onion is satire, so ... But Alex Jones is currently busy with Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly and others to bitterly criticize Trump for the Iran war.

      Trump retaliated by calling all of them "low IQ".

      Given that Carlson's media company has an investment from the ubiquitous 1789 Capital (Thiel and Trump Jr.), we don't know if this is theater to keep the isolationist MAGA in the fold.

      It could also be that they sacrifice Trump in order to accelerate Thiel's and Vance's technocracy.

      Anyway, these influencers are still useful for their masters.

      • afavour 5 hours ago
        They’re just reading polls and reacting accordingly. There’s no principle involved.
        • brookst 3 hours ago
          And they aren’t being objective and rational about the polls, they are funding and cherry-picking poll data that tells them to do what they want to do.

          There’s no principle, no strategy, no goal. We’re living in the political version of Cube, and just like the movie: it’s a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.

          • cogman10 2 hours ago
            The only polls they care about is their sales numbers and their sponsor dollars.

            It really doesn't matter how popular or unpopular a candidate is, what matters is if their listeners are still willing to overpay on snake oil. Or if their oil barrons are still giving them a few million dollars for whatever message they want to sell.

            AJ is probably the worst in this space. One of the things leaked in his emails is if you give him $20k he'll gladly bring you on the show and talk about whatever it is you want to talk about and sell. You could probably get him to shill for a book about the benefits of communism.

        • lesuorac 5 hours ago
          Literally no principal involved.

          Tucker will take any position for money see his entire career!

          Plus the guy was advocating the administration should attack Iran for attempting to assassinate trump.

          • ourmandave 4 hours ago
            I dunno, he's pretty consistent as a white nationalist.

            Having to take unscheduled vacations from Fox News over some of his more racist comments.

        • james_marks 3 hours ago
          No polls so much as views + likes. What gets a reaction? What makes good TV? This seems to be all that matters.
      • towledev 6 hours ago
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    • lynx97 6 hours ago
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      • franga2000 5 hours ago
        What exactly is patronizing here? Or is it just calling them the most vulnerable?
      • wutwutwat 5 hours ago
        The list you just thought up trying to argue about literal jokes from a literal joke making company tells us more about you and your opinions regarding others than it says about the joke the joke making company made
    • glimshe 8 hours ago
      • win2k 7 hours ago
        Babylon Bee forces you to accept cookies to use their site. Worth avoiding.
        • palmotea 1 hour ago
          > Babylon Bee forces you to accept cookies to use their site. Worth avoiding.

          Use uBlock and block javascript by default with NoScript. I saw nothing about cookies and just got the article.

        • Traster 7 hours ago
          As with all silly internet block BS, simply reload the site and hit escape before the cookie banner loads.
          • latexr 7 hours ago
            > reload the site and hit escape

            What exactly does that do? Which web browser?

            I’m on mobile right now, so can’t test.

            • chrisldgk 2 hours ago
              I would suppose it interrupts the page load after streaming the HTML and before loading and/or executing the cookie banner‘s javascript, meaning the content is there but the cookie banner will never open.
            • win2k 7 hours ago
              I'm on Firefox and it did nothing for me. The popup came up so fast between me refreshing and hitting escape.

              Alternatively, you can disable JavaScript on the website. That lets me view it.

          • vasco 7 hours ago
            Or just inspect element + press delete. In some cases you also need to then delete an extra gray overlay and re-enable scroll on the base html tag, but takes 30s
            • Forgeties79 2 hours ago
              Seems like a lot of work to browse a site that makes a good joke once every month or so.
        • LightBug1 7 hours ago
          I shut that site down as soon as I saw that. Gross.
  • oo0shiny 1 hour ago
    For anyone curious about the events that led to this decision, I made a timeline that shows how it happened: https://alexjoneslies.com/
    • laweijfmvo 1 hour ago
      just a heads up, this is pretty dark (as any mass shooting discussion would be, but particularly this one), and doesn’t include anything about the sale of infowars or the onion.
    • brendanfinan 1 hour ago
      the AI-generated imagery is a non-starter for me
    • bassrattle 51 minutes ago
      So as he is quoted at the top "Something I talked about like 15 times, six, seven, eight years ago." This appears to be true when he said it, judging from the rest of the site's content. He offered consistent reasons for his (wrong) opinion. And when he said, "I mean, how do I get a fair trial with stuff like this?", pretty valid given the article he's referencing. Sorry, but I don't see defamation here. And the un-doctored video of the dad is ODD enough to say so on the radio. Don't take this as defending him (because I do believe he's wrong) but I find everything he said to be allowable in an open, free society. And sorry, I don't find the parents to be harmed to the tune of a $B. That all said, however, as a Tim Heidecker fan, I'm pretty happy at the outcome. Here I'll say what neither side will say: Alex is the frontman for the "cabal" (he admits his dad was in DARPA and Intelligence). His job is to say their deeds out loud (which is part of their belief system) in such a way that few people trust. I may be wrong, so sue me for a billion dollars why don't you.
      • rootusrootus 46 minutes ago
        > I find everything he said to be allowable in an open, free society.

        Indeed, the government is not prosecuting him or trying to suppress his first amendment rights. But that doesn't mean he can say anything he wants about anyone he wants and not have any civil liability, so it seems like the system is working.

        The billion dollar verdict is his own fault. He got sued by a bunch of people, and it is pretty normal to shoot for a high amount and settle for less. If he had not noped out of the entire process he would have been liable for a whole lot less (or even nothing, depending on the jury). No sympathy from me.

      • MeetingsBrowser 39 minutes ago
        He knowingly made up lies about the Sandy Hook parents for personal gain, and continued to do so on a regular basis for over a decade.

        The case didn’t even make it to trial because he refused to turn over documents, likely because they would prove guilt.

        Free speech protects your right to say your opinion, but it does not protect you from willingly causing harm to others for personal gain.

      • troutwine 30 minutes ago
        > Alex is the frontman for the "cabal" (he admits his dad was in DARPA and Intelligence).

        Alex Jones is a severely damaged man and a known liar. His story about his father has changed radically over the years and within days of his telling, each time mythologizing his Dad by way of making Jones himself special, or from special people. Was Jones’ grandmother psychic? Is he himself? Does God give him downloads of information over chicken sandwiches and in the middle of the night with clock time ‘proofs’? Why did Jones receive the download to go rescue Gene Hackman and then just not do so, if the battle against the Actual Devil is so important?

        > So as he is quoted at the top "Something I talked about like 15 times, six, seven, eight years ago." This appears to be true when he said it, judging from the rest of the site's content.

        I haven’t reviewed the site but Jones was the head of a whole media operation that knowingly defamed these people in a bitter time, and to sell dick pills. The depositions for these things are public and you can watch them yourself. Jones himself admits in these depositions his role behind the scenes, sending Halbig on his mad journey and what not.

        The $1B judgement is startling but it’s based entirely on Jones’ own statement of impact in the depositions. If you’re being sued for the profit you made from lies, maybe don’t claim the majority of humanity tunes into your show and website every day.

      • tootie 35 minutes ago
        He wasn't just expressing an opinion though. He was willfully lying. The burden for proving defamation is pretty high to avoid infringing on free speech and the burden was easily met. They proved that he not only lied, he knowingly lied and continued to knowingly lie after seeing proof his lies were materially hurting people.

        Also he is not a frontman for shit. He's a narcissistic rage baiter who has never exposed any true story. Your nonsensical belief however is nowhere near the standard for defamation.

  • mikeodds 8 hours ago
    Maybe I’m out of touch, but doesn’t a $1.4b dollar settlement for this seem rather… large?
    • pie_flavor 6 hours ago
      The context is that Jones blew up the court process every chance he got, setting a new record for contempt fining. The most important piece was refusing to comply with discovery (his lawyer was so bad-behaved here he ended up with a disciplinary suspension). As a result Jones received a default judgement, i.e. the plaintiffs win by default and he doesn't get to argue his case. This also means the plaintiffs get everything they were asking for. And then for some reason he didn't even enter an argument during the damages calculation phase, so the jury just went with whatever the plaintiffs said.
      • cogman10 2 hours ago
        Just a few (minor) corrections

        > his lawyer was so bad-behaved here he ended up with a disciplinary suspension

        Jones had multiple lawyers throughout the process. That was in fact a big part of the problem that ended up getting him defaulted. Free speech systems (his company) do a depo with one set of lawyers that didn't comply comply with the judges orders, they'd go in unprepared and give the "I'm so sorry I'm brand new on this case" and then he'd have a completely different set of lawyers in the next depo that would rinse and recycle the same rhetoric.

        It was also 2 cases, one in Texas and the larger one in Connecticut. But he pulled the same shit in both and got defaulted in both.

        > the plaintiffs win by default and he doesn't get to argue his case.

        The plaintiffs do win by default but he did also get to argue his case still. The trial was focused on how much damage Jones did to the plaintiffs with Jones arguing he did nothing and the plaintiffs showing how crazy it was (Including Jones's fans shooting up his house, getting fired from jobs, having friends accuse them of lying about their kid's deaths).

        > And then for some reason he didn't even enter an argument during the damages calculation phase, so the jury just went with whatever the plaintiffs said.

        Not really true. He did put forth really bad arguments during the damages calculations. But in both Connecticut and Texas the amount of damage was left up to the Jury to decide. They could have put forward any number from 1 to 80M (I think the highest amount). And in Connecticut the amounts were broken down for each of the victims (including an officer that responded to the shooting). That's part of what's made it impossible for him to unwind because each of the victims got different amounts of damages. There was just like 20 of them which is why the damages went so high.

        • pie_flavor 2 hours ago
          Re pt 3, says here he entirely declined to put on a defense during that part. https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/plaintiffs-attorne...
          • cogman10 2 hours ago
            I guess I find that a bit misleading.

            His lawyers in CT didn't call witnesses but they did cross examine the plaintiffs witnesses. In the TX case they did have AJ take the stand for his own defense, the "Perry Mason" moment was during the cross examination which I'm sure he didn't want to repeat in CT.

            That said, his CT lawyer was REALLY bad, far worse than his TX lawyer who famously gave away a copy of his phone by mistake.

      • pippy360 4 hours ago
        Do you have a good/entertaining source for this? I'd love to read (or watch/listen) more about it
        • anonymars 3 hours ago
          I think you'll enjoy this brief clip (3 min) when it's revealed the defense lawyer accidentally provided the plaintiffs a copy of his entire phone

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgxZSBfGXUM

        • knowledge-share 3 hours ago
          Knowledge Fight podcast is great. Look for their Formulaic Objection episodes to see the crazy show all of the court things were.
        • aqme28 2 hours ago
          ALAB series covered it in amusing detail
        • ChristianJacobs 3 hours ago
          LegalEagle[0] covered this shitshow in great detail with solid commentary. Can recommend.

          [0]: https://youtu.be/x-QcbOphxYs

          This is when from when Jones' lawyer sent a copy of his phone to the opposition...

          • tombert 2 hours ago
            That was an impressively stupid and/or lazy fuck up, to a point where I think Jones could have a lawsuit against his attorneys there.

            IANAL but it does seems like "sending an entire copy of your clients phone and making no effort to redact it" could be a thing that, you know, is bad counsel.

      • tootie 39 minutes ago
        It's even worse than that. Because despite his commitment to non-compliance and general contempt for the entire process he managed to comfound his own defense resulting in his legal team accidentally disclosing way too much including the smoking gun that proved his guilt beyond a doubt.
      • jandrese 1 hour ago
        Jones basically handled his defense like Donald Trump handles congressional subpoenas, but Jones doesn't have the Supreme Court covering for him so he got burned to a crisp. I think in his heart of hearts he thought he was going to get some kind of pardon that would make all of the problems go away. He doesn't think he's the kind of person that would ever have to face the consequences of his own actions.
    • noirscape 5 hours ago
      Besides Jones and his lawyer absolutely botching his defense and basically giving up the case (and pissing off the courts as I understand it, which is a bad fucking idea and usually also leads to larger fines), the $1.4 billion is just what Jones managed to rack it up to before entering bankruptcy proceedings, which froze his debt collectors out for a bit.

      Alongside the class action, Jones was iirc also facing several separate lawsuits, so what you're seeing here is multiple lost lawsuits (I think he lost 4?) adding up.

      The bankruptcy also doesn't wipe the slate clean for Jones afaiu, because he specifically was found to be malicious in his behavior. Court debts aren't wiped in that situation. He's still on the hook for that.

      • declan_roberts 2 hours ago
        Jones lawyers were so bad that part of me believes they intentionally sabotaged him. His lawyers (or an assistant on the team) sent an image of his cell phone data to the prosecuting attorneys on accident, which means 2 years of his text messages were used against him. His lawyers could have taken it back but failed. It's insane how this trial went down.
      • phatfish 3 hours ago
        Surely he just waits for the Trump pardon in 2028? Or is this something he can't be pardoned for?
        • tombert 2 hours ago
          I don't the president can pardon away a lawsuit. He could pardon away a crime, and sometimes the crime can be a basis for a civil lawsuit, but in this case I don't think anyone has seriously considered criminally charging Jones for anything here.
          • mschuster91 1 hour ago
            > I don't [think] the president can pardon away a lawsuit.

            Never underestimate Trump's ability in decreeing something and hoping for it to stick long enough to cause real damage before the courts eventually strike it down - it took almost a year until the Supreme Court struck down the tariffs, by the time the first large corporations get their refunds it will be over a year, and honestly I'd be surprised if the first consumers get refunds by the end of 2026.

            Trump's ability to do that is solely caused by a lot of people across all branches and levels of government too afraid to say "no" to him and getting on the receiving end of "you're fired".

            • tootie 34 minutes ago
              He can always do what he is doing for himself with the IRS. Let Jones sue a federal agency then order that agency to settle.
        • cap11235 3 hours ago
          It's a civil lawsuit.
        • flumes_whims_ 16 minutes ago
          What is the last thing Trump said about Alex Jones?
    • jeroenhd 6 hours ago
      I don't think so. With how much money was made and direct attacks on individual members on the legal system, I think it's a breath of fresh air to see the rich and influential actually get punished. There's frustrating the legal system, and then there's lying under oath and executing smear campaigns against judges.

      If Alex Jones wanted a smaller settlement, he could've chosen to destroy fewer lies, comply with legal orders, or simply not commit any number of his many other legal infractions.

      He's desperately trying to weasel his way out of paying any of it back by doing things like moving assets around, leaving companies empty, and then declaring bankruptcy on them. His victims will probably spend the rest of their lives chasing after the compensation they're owed, but perhaps at least taking Jones' branding from him might be punishment for a man like him.

      • tt24 45 minutes ago
        > rich and influential

        This unidimensional analysis is so funny to me. When your lens forces you to group together Alex Jones, Bill Gates, and George Soros as part of the same “rich and influential” clique, maybe it’s time to reconsider your dimension.

        Alex Jones is nothing. At best he can be described as a small business owner.

        • DFHippie 16 minutes ago
          What is your threshold for rich and influential? You don't have to have Musk money to have sufficient pull to escape the consequences most people would face for action X. I don't think this is a difficult or controversial observation.

          If you're net worth is above $15 million or so in the US, your in the 99th percentile. There are many orders of magnitude between you and Bezos, but you're rich. And if you have a media empire that is watched by millions, you're influential.

    • flumes_whims_ 15 minutes ago
      IIRC, the judge specifically said the amount was not about harm but specifically about shutting down InfoWars. So, give them such a heavy fine that would be impossible to pay.
    • oo0shiny 1 hour ago
      I actually made a timeline of his harassment towards the Sandy Hook families, and then his denials of it in court.

      https://alexjoneslies.com/

    • kelvinjps10 53 minutes ago
      For what he did, it seems appropriate, just imagine grieving the death of your children and asshole says it was a hoax and profits from it
    • mcdonje 7 hours ago
      We're not going to have a rehash of the McDonald's coffee settlement argument here, are we?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punitive_damages

      • Schiendelman 5 hours ago
        She deserved way more than that for the way they tried to smear her afterward!
        • ziml77 3 hours ago
          Seriously, the reporting on that was so terribly biased that many people still think it was a frivolous lawsuit.
          • dvlsg 1 hour ago
            It's honestly kind of chilling just how effective smear campaigns can be.

            I don't think there's any reasonable person who could read the full medical description of the injuries sustained and think "yeah 2.7 mill was too much".

          • watwut 3 hours ago
            The result was wrong. And yes, I read the contra arguments put on and they were not convincing.
      • some_random 1 hour ago
        Stella Liebeck was awarded 2.7 million in punitive damages, that seems like a much more reasonable number than 1.4 billion.
        • wredcoll 1 hour ago
          It was considerably less on appeal and the mcdonalds lawyers didn't anatagonize the court every chance they got and it was literally 30 years ago and there was only one victim.

          Just with inflation (6.4m) and number of victims (22?) you get a much larger number real quick.

          • some_random 57 minutes ago
            6.4m * 22 = 140.8m, an entire order of magnitude less.
    • harimau777 2 hours ago
      The settlement needed to be large enough to stop the behavior. Based on Jones' past behavior, I think it's reasonable to believe that only such a massive settlement would do so. Otherwise, the lawsuit just becomes a cost of doing business.
    • PunchyHamster 2 hours ago
      Imagine if you tried to antagonize court at every possible point. Now imagine someone did it worse.

      It was shit like him saying "noooo I didn't enrich myself, I actually lost money and popularity on site because of it", then court going "okay, could we see your financial records and site visits?"

      And him just not delivering. Or not showing up at all, multiple times. Also asking for someone to deliver the head of the opposition's lawyer on a pike for a reward(that's not even exaggerating his words).

      The resulting amount is basically "fuck you", and mostly coz he didn't even showed to defend himself so it wasn't challenged by court

    • austin-cheney 6 hours ago
      It is absurdly large and deliberately so. First of all this was a class action suit representing 22 plaintiffs. Secondly, the number was large to punish the defendant for continuously disrespecting the count with bad repeated behavior. Third, there was no defense because the defendant failed to work with the court resulting in a summary judgment.
      • SV_BubbleTime 2 hours ago
        >deliberately so

        I’m not entertained that the court is playing an unrealistic and hyberbolic game.

        I know, I’m a weirdo that wants to see realism and pragmatism in the court systems even if the defendant is a real asshole.

        • cogman10 2 hours ago
          > I’m not entertained that the court is playing an unrealistic and hyberbolic game.

          They did not. Jones was given years and dozens of opportunities to comply. He defaulted in 2 cases because he failed to comply in both cases. He was also defaulted after being warned he'd be defaulted. The cases literally started in 2018 and resolved in 2022. The reason they dragged out for so long is primarily due to Jones not complying with court orders. Constantly having to retake depositions where the same incomplete and non-compliant answers were given.

          And he appealed (and lost) the appeal for the default.

          Multiple judges saw his default and concluded "This was a reasonable way to handle an unreasonable litigant".

          • declan_roberts 2 hours ago
            His lawyers were terrible. Nobody arguing otherwise on that point. Jones wasn't personally directing the legal strategy, he was doing the same thing you'd do.
            • cogman10 1 hour ago
              > Jones wasn't personally directing the legal strategy, he was doing the same thing you'd do.

              Yes he was. Jones didn't have 1 set of lawyers from start to finish on the cases. He went through about 20 different lawyers in both cases.

              That doesn't happen if a client isn't personally directing the lawyers.

              His strategy was very clearly to bring in new lawyers at each depo that didn't comply with the court order. When challenged, the lawyers would say "Oh, sorry, it's my first day on this case. We'll be sure to bring it next time".

              He did the same thing with the corporate representatives. He had at least 3 different people show up as the corporate representative that were supposed to bring the finances. None of them complied.

              • declan_roberts 1 hour ago
                His lawyers were objectively bad. You'd bring in a new team and fire them also.

                Example: they sent a copy of his cell phone to the prosecuting attorney on accident and didn't request it back in time, so 2 years of his text messages were used against him.

                • cogman10 1 hour ago
                  That was literally the last lawyer he had which ran the trial (Reynolds).

                  And the reason his lawyers were so objectively bad was because they all had about 1 month working on the case before getting fired and replaced by a new lawyer.

                  Meanwhile, the plaintiffs had exactly 1 set of lawyers representing them (1 in TX and one in CT).

                  I'm not joking when I say that Jones went through about 20 different sets of lawyers throughout the cases. You can listen to his various depositions and there's not a repeat defense lawyer in any one of the depos. I highly doubt they were all just uniquely terrible, especially given how much money Jones has. A few were really terrible (Norm, Barnes). Reynolds was actually one of Jones's better lawyers, he just messed up. Unsurprising given how little time he was on the case.

                  IIRC, the reason for the phone copy getting shared was because of the case hand-off between reynolds and the previous lawyers. The TX lawyers were CCed when they shouldn't have been. And in the process of getting ready for trial, reynolds missed the email informing him of the mistake.

        • austin-cheney 2 hours ago
          This is a pragmatic result. The defendant had every opportunity to raise a valid defense. Instead they ignored the court and were a continual harassing ass to the plaintiffs. One way to punish bad behavior is to increase the level of punishment proportional to the harm inflicted.

          This punishment reflects not just the conduct at question by the law suit, but also the conduct during the law suit.

        • sjsdaiuasgdia 2 hours ago
          What do you feel would be an outcome to this situation that aligns to the realism and pragmatism you believe the court system should have?

          All of the threads related to this topic have had a pile of folks going "the amount was too much!" but hardly any of them say what they think an appropriate punishment would look like...

          • some_random 1 hour ago
            I can only speak for myself, but punitive damages of 1-2 million per complainant (22 I think) seems entirely reasonable and in line with previous rulings? But let me also flip the on it's head, if 1.4 billion dollars is an appropriate punishment to you then is there any amount of money that would be too much?
            • sjsdaiuasgdia 1 hour ago
              I don't think your values are sufficient deterrent for the kind of behavior Alex Jones and InfoWars exhibited and substantially profited from. They made more than the 22-44 million you're suggesting. They would still have profited from their actions.

              I think it needs to be large enough to be a real deterrent. So it needs to be large enough that there is a real risk of turning substantial profit into substantial loss. "What if we get sued for $existentiallyLargeAmount?" needs to be part of the business math when deciding whether to tell lies for profit.

              "More money than exists in the world" would clearly be too much. But I'm absolutely fine with a company and its chief officers being left penniless for such behavior. So I'm definitely fine with taking everything the company has, taking everything the chief officers have, and possibly adding a bit of debt on top of that.

              • some_random 54 minutes ago
                So that kinda sums it up then, people who disagree with you (including me) think that the punitive damages should be rooted in punishing Alex Jones et al, not in destroying him forever.
          • declan_roberts 2 hours ago
            The "punishment" keeps appearing in this thread and I think that is what explains the eye popping settlement.
          • carlosjobim 1 hour ago
            Not the person you asked, but the sensible thing is of course that the court decides the amount - not the plaintiffs. That's how it works in other places.

            In criminal cases, I've seen victims getting anywhere between 50% to 10% of what they've demanded, or even nothing even when the judgement has been in their favour.

            • wredcoll 1 hour ago
              The court does decide, but the plaintiffs are allowed to present their opinion on what it should be and if you manage to screw up your defense enough then the jury gets told to agree with the plaintiff.

              This is also the result of multiple lost lawsuits as well as additional penalties from not complying with court directives during the cases.

            • sjsdaiuasgdia 1 hour ago
              You're aware a judge was still involved in the process and agreed to it, right? It's not just the plaintiffs.
    • Zak 4 hours ago
      Yes, at first. If it was a typical defamation case based on a single incident or short pattern of conduct, and if Jones behaved like a typical defendant, hiring a competent lawyer and mostly complying with court orders, the judgment would have been a few million dollars. That's not what happened.

      Instead, Jones repeatedly failed to comply with court orders and attempted to delay the trial. He lied under oath, broadcast lies about the plaintiffs, and mocked the plaintiffs on his show after losing a case. He additionally broadcast his intent to continue spreading disinformation about the Sandy Hook shooting.

      The long-term pattern of treating the court with contempt and clear intent to continue his illegal behavior are an extreme level of noncompliance for a defendant in a lawsuit, and they added up to an extreme penalty.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones#Sandy_Hook_Elementa...

      • declan_roberts 2 hours ago
        If he did something criminal then there's a code of law that provides a remedy to that. As far as I know that's not what happened here.

        Because what he did wasn't criminal, many people wanted a maximal civil settlement in substitution.

        • Zak 1 hour ago
          What he did is lose his civil lawsuits about as hard as it's possible to lose, which is easily explained by his behavior during those lawsuits.
    • sophacles 3 hours ago
      No, it doesn't seem rather large.

      The man made a fortune destroying the reputations of some people, and he did so by (provably) intentionally lying about them, without their consent and with nothing paid to them. They deserve every peny of that - he stole their reputations and as with all theft, reparations are logical.

      In addition he grew his following with those lies, and that following will continue to give him money. This is the interest and dividends of those lies.... it's the result of him investing the reputatoins he destroyed. Since you can't sell a following, but it's still a profit generating asset, it's fair to make Jones turn over those dividends. This ensures that he'll be turning over those dividends for a long time.

      Finally there's a punative component - making sure he doesn't continue to maliciously destroy reputations for profit. It's a good idea to make sure such a pile of shit thinks twice about he tells more lies to the morons and trash that follow him.

      • declan_roberts 1 hour ago
        I don't understand. Nothing stopping him from lying publicly about anybody or anything. It's not like he loses his 1st amendment card or something.

        The only lesson he's learned is to hire a better legal team in the future for civil (not criminal) suits.

        • rootusrootus 33 minutes ago
          > hire a better legal team

          Is there any real reason to believe that the problem was his legal teams? You know there were a lot of them, right? Aside from the singular example late in the case, it is plausible that most/all of his legal teams were quite competent.

    • kikokikokiko 7 hours ago
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      • OtherShrezzing 7 hours ago
        I’m just not sure you can make the claim that this is an issue between the outlet and the establishment. It’s had hosts like Roger Stone doing 5 episodes a week. He’s the former campaign advisor for the sitting president of the United States, and advisor to Dole, Bush (both), and Reagan.

        It doesn’t get more establishment than that. So the “down and out anti-establishment underdog” narrative doesn’t apply in my opinion.

        • pjc50 6 hours ago
          To people like that, random college students are "establishment" because they are lefty, and the literal President of the United States is "anti-establishment" because he uses slurs on social media.
      • pjc50 7 hours ago
        If people want to get their "hard truths" out, they shouldn't contaminate them with 9/10 parts of lies, and they certainly shouldn't run a harassment campaign against the parents of murdered children.

        > Infowars delenda est.

        Yes.

      • BadBadJellyBean 7 hours ago
        He hurt innocent people with his voice without regrets. He wanted to die on that hill and if so he can be lucky that only his voice might die.
        • kikokikokiko 7 hours ago
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          • tsimionescu 6 hours ago
            He had every possible chance to argue his case, both against culpability and then against the specific damages, but both he and the lawyers he hired refused to do so. This 1.4b dollars was not a particularly harsh judgment coming down from the establishment (note that the establishment is the president Jones was a paid campaign member for), it was the result of his implicit acceptance of every claim the Snady Hook parents made.
          • LarsKrimi 6 hours ago
            What would instead have been a reasonable punishment?

            Either he truly believed that the kids at Sandy Hook were actors, or he was using it as part of his grift and making money of it.

            As far as I can tell he has not reversed his stance on it

        • hagbard_c 7 hours ago
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          • blks 6 hours ago
            You should read how this particularly huge settlement was achieved. It’s on Alex Jones for refusing to participate in the legal debate, contemning the court, refusing discovery, et cetera.

            With better legal defence he may have to pay much and much less.

          • hagbard_c 7 hours ago
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            • defrost 6 hours ago
              As a drive by reader that votes, I can guess why you copped a few whacks;

              The tone is off and it appears to carry the implication that you might believe that none of the above (Jones, Piker, Owens) should be landed with fines despite on the face of it saying the opposite.

              A cleaner comment would be better; just explain what it is that Piker has done that is equivilant to Jones' multi decade harrassment of the Sandi Hook parents, ditto Owens.

              ( for record, I'm non-USAian and unfamiliar with either Piker or Owens )

            • tsimionescu 6 hours ago
              Your comment was bad because you don't know the context of Jones' case and how the penalty was arrived at, and are thus extrapolating without any merit to other people.

              Neither Hassan Piker nor Candace Owens, nor any other of the many inflammatory voices on the left or right of the new media ecosystem, have done anything remotely close to the type of harassment that Alex Jones exposed the Sandy Hook victims to. Directly accusing grieving parents and children of being completely fake paid "crisis actors", again and again, with images and "analysis" and so on, is beyond anything another media personality has had the poor taste and temerity to try - perhaps in history, certainly in America.

              Even then, the only reason the judgement ended up at such a gigantic number is that Alex Jones and his lawyers refused to argue their case to any extent, and in fact directly attacked and antagonized the court and the judge. They lost the case through summary judgement after repeated refusals to follow the normal procedural rules or even to show up in court. Then, they repeated the same refusal to participate or argue their case during the damages settlement, again forcing the court to simply award the amount requested by the plaintiffs, which is always set to a huge number as a negotiating tactic.

              So no, the fact that someone argues that Alex Jones deserved this punishment fully is not in any way in conflict with believing that Hassan or Candace Owens or any other new media personality deserves anything similar.

            • hackable_sand 6 hours ago
              Not interesting
            • tokai 5 hours ago
              Adds nothing, inflammatory in tone, missing the point of discussion. If you weren't grayed out something would be serious wrong with this site.
      • rob74 7 hours ago
        > 5 will be crazy cucko insane shit, 4 will be common sense american conservative talking points

        If you ask me, it's getting harder and harder to draw a line between those two categories...

  • gnabgib 11 hours ago
    Discussion (627 points, 2 days ago, 320 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47837611
  • ChrisArchitect 7 minutes ago
  • ElijahLynn 56 minutes ago
    Archive.is link is hanging, and NYT is paywall.

    This one seems to have some info:

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/04/21/the-on...

    Tldr; it isn't a done deal

    "The deal is not for The Onion to own Infowars, but rather to have a temporary license to the intellectual property of Infowars’ parent company, Free Speech Systems.

    Papers filed in state court indicate that the deal entails The Onion paying $81,000 a month to license the Infowars.com domain and brand name, as reported by KOUW,"

    https://www.kuow.org/stories/the-onion-has-agreed-to-a-new-d...

    "The deal calls for The Onion to pay $81,000 a month to license the Infowars.com domain and brand name, which the receiver says will "cover carrying costs to preserve and protect the assets of the receivership estate" until an appeal filed by Jones is decided and the path is cleared for a sale."

  • krish98sai 44 minutes ago
    Next Onion article: "InfoWars to Take over The Onion"
  • razorbeamz 2 days ago
    I hope Dan and Jordan can get the desk like they've always wanted.
    • treebeard901 10 hours ago
      I'm concerned they won't know what to do without Alex. Already going back over shows from 2006...
      • glenstein 10 minutes ago
        They've been pretty creative in setting their sights on the likes of Tucker Carlson and others. There truly is no one like Alex, and so I think there is a very real possibility that the show as we know it could fundamentally change if Alex stops producing content.

        But I think Dan and Jordan are interesting enough as personalities and bring really good analysis and there are plenty of other worthy targets. So I do think things would change in a significant way if they ever had to veer away from Alex Jones stuff, but I would believe in their ability to reinvent themselves and train their fire on new targets.

      • tardedmeme 3 hours ago
        The likeness of Alex Jones was an asset of Infowars - according to Alex Jones. So Alex Jones gave up his likeness to The Onion and doesn't own it himself any more. The Onion can still have Alex Jones on the show - played by an actor - and Alex Jones will have to play a character other than himself if he ever does another show.
        • aworks 1 hour ago
          That's one of the most absurd things I've ever heard. I love it.
      • troutwine 4 hours ago
        They’ve bounced around in time — and across InfoWars adjacent shows — for a good chunk of their run so far. I suspect they’ll be okay. Worst case the world suddenly becomes much kinder and gentler and there’s no new content being made in their wheelhouse, which seems like a win still.

        Also, Jones has already set up a new media company he totally doesn’t own, no sir. He’ll move his operation when he finally loses InfoWars.

  • treebeard901 10 hours ago
    Turning into an odd form of a take over. Basically renting it for 3 months to let Tim Heidecker do a few shows??
  • abernard1 12 minutes ago
    One of the things I love about this is while Alex Jones was definitely negligent in his case, this pretty much does exactly what he wanted.

    One of the things I've discovered in my long career of people being wrong about everything is how strong the team sports dynamic of social politics really is. I was high school friends with a writer for the Daily Show and the thing I realized is how humor and dismissal was a way of creating social superiority and evasion of legitimate arguments.

    Right now, the world is changing greatly. Lots of people are retreating into a shell of humor in order to avoid it. Mass cognitive dissonance about the nature of reality. But reality and life goes on.

  • mellosouls 11 hours ago
    Editorialized title. It has a plan to take over that will need approval. Lots of non-paywalled coverage that would be better links, eg:

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/20/the-onion-al...

    See previous discussion linked in sibling as well.

    • trothamel 3 hours ago
      This is a really good point, especially since a similar plan was attempted once before and failed.
    • onetokeoverthe 10 hours ago
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  • tracker1 30 minutes ago
    I'm not seeing it mentioned, but wasn't there some form of ponzi scheme against Jones' debt passed through the winner of the suits as part of the onion taking control that didn't actually account for the full value, or potential value or something.

    I just recall seeing this story over a year ago... not sure at this point. and not having read the paywalled article.

  • wnevets 1 hour ago
    "@elonmusk please help" - Alex Jones
  • websap 2 hours ago
    Once every infowars article and video is on the onion, they will instantly make sense. How long does it take to retrain foundational models and SEO to understand that those articles are absolutely trash?
  • solfox 3 hours ago
    It seems strange to me that our laws allow someone to declare personal bankruptcy to avoid paying on liabilities, while somehow maintaining interests in other companies… resulting in that weird situation where another of his companies tries to buy the “bankrupt” company? (If you didn’t read the article, the only other bidder against the Onion was one of Alex’s own companies)
    • SV_BubbleTime 2 hours ago
      Jones is a grifter, but I almost admire his brazen attempts here. If he is successful in any way, he is doing a service to point out the flaws in the systems.
    • declan_roberts 1 hour ago
      Maybe we should repeal the first amendment?
  • gafferongames 4 hours ago
    brb. Turning my gold into piss
    • gafferongames 3 hours ago
      The person who downvoted this clearly does not read the new InfoWars...
  • phendrenad2 10 hours ago
    A million dollars a year for... what? A gag that fans of infowars won't watch, and there aren't enough anti-fans to appreciate? It feels personal at this point.
    • HerbManic 9 hours ago
      Tim heidecker summarised their thinking wonderfully.

      "I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity”.

    • ChrisRR 7 hours ago
      > It feels personal at this point.

      Of course it's personal. Alex Jones is an arsehole manufacturing outrage for profit. Being made fun of is the least of his problems

    • luke727 9 hours ago
      Not to mention Alex Jones is still up and running elsewhere spreading his nonsense and hawking his merch. So it's a cute gag, I guess, and gets the Sandy Hook families some money, but doesn't really change the status quo.
      • aqme28 8 hours ago
        I disagree. It's a lot better than if it were bought by simply a different far-right media outlet.

        This keeps it out of that ecosystem, which I think is a really good thing.

    • vor_ 10 hours ago
      Because it's funny that The Onion will be taking over InfoWars.
    • jdub 4 hours ago
      > It feels personal at this point.

      Yeah, it seems hard to believe that anyone would take Alex Jones' behaviour so personally. He only suggested that the murder of 20 young children and 6 adults in a school shooting was faked for political reasons.

      (Are you serious?!)

    • jayd16 9 hours ago
      Think of it as a million dollar ad buy.
      • yread 6 hours ago
        Or a charitable gift to Sandy Hook families
    • gundamdoubleO 8 hours ago
      It's funny
    • kkkqkqkqkqlqlql 2 hours ago
      Oh, that so sad, can someone please think of the fascist grifters?
    • reedf1 8 hours ago
      > It feels personal at this point.

      Fucking hell that's a funny line.

    • watwut 9 hours ago
      > It feels personal at this point.

      It is openly and proudly personal. It is also political, also openly.

      • unconed 8 hours ago
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        • Arodex 8 hours ago
          So, amongst all the things that happened and happening right now, you think "someone is incredibly petty against Alex Jones" is worth spending your time complaining about. Alex Jones, the one who harassed mass shooting survivors.
        • jjj123 8 hours ago
          Seems appropriate for satirists to do a petty attack on a bad man. That’s kind of the whole thing, isn’t it?

          I’d rather it be collective action that produces real change, but humor is cathartic so I’ll take it.

        • Angostura 7 hours ago
          Pause for a moment. Do you have young kids? Imagine for a moment that they were slaughtered in a mass shooting and a bunch of people made money by launching a harassment campaign targeting you as a liar who probably never had kids, or alternatively used them as paid actors. Imagine this campaign went on for years.

          And someone repurpose one of the instigator’s web sites as a humour outlet is the issue that leaves a bad taste in your mouth?

        • pjc50 7 hours ago
          As opposed to the Alex Jones show, a Two Minute Hate for rightwingers? These people love to dish it out but can't take it when someone else uses their tactics against them.
        • Pay08 8 hours ago
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    • sophacles 3 hours ago
      It is personal. He intentionally lied about the parents of dead children. Thats as personal of an attack as it gets. Of course those parents are going to take it personally and go after the sick pile of shit who lied about them.
  • Lordtell123 6 hours ago
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  • jazz9k 5 hours ago
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    • ChrisRR 5 hours ago
      Who are "they" and what have they blamed Jones for more than the murderer?

      Because I'm fairly sure no-one is claiming that Jones is a murderer or that the Sandy Hook killer was defaming people

      • jazz9k 4 hours ago
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        • sophacles 3 hours ago
          Alex Jones knowing lied about the parents.

          This destroyed their reputation.

          Alex Jones made a lot of money from his lies.

          The parents made no money from those lies.

          The parents' reputation was sold for dollars, and they got no dollars.

          That is theft. Alex Jones stole the reputations.

          He should pay for what he did.

          As for the rest of your nonsens:

          * the families are and have gone after the murder and the family.

          * defamation/slander is incredibly hard to prove. Jones' actions were so blatantly awful they met that high bar. Parroting talking points on bluesky does not even come close.

          * Perhaps, you should ask "if helping Trump win was all that's necessary for a giant settlement, why hasn't joe rogan been punished too?"

    • IAmBroom 4 hours ago
      Mostly your reading comprehension.
    • cindyllm 5 hours ago
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  • dirasieb 6 hours ago
    i don’t understand how this is not a 1st amendment violation

    can someone explain the difference between what alex jones said about sandy hook and what other people say about 9/11 being an inside job, hologram planes, fake this fake that etc

    • defrost 6 hours ago
      First amendment prevents the federal government from preventing speech or punishing for speech (subject to a few exceptions).

      This was not that.

      This was a civil defamation case; the parents bought a case of actual material harm and harrassment of epic proportions before two seperate judges in two seperate states and both courts made the finding that Jones had indeed caused harm and harrassment .. and continued to do so over years.

      • mech998877 3 hours ago
        With regards to defamation law, the first amendment does result in the USA having a higher bar for prosecution than most countries- GP still has a valid question.
        • lateforwork 3 hours ago
          The word "prosecution" implies criminal case brought by the government. This was a civil case brought by the victims.

          If you mean higher bar for litigation, then maybe this lawsuit and its outcome shows that the bar isn't as high as you think when it comes to defamation?

          • mech998877 3 hours ago
            Yes I did mean litigation (didn't know that that term was a distinction learned something today).

            To my understanding the case outcome is pretty much what I would expect, even considering the first amendment raising the bar. It's also interesting that there's been so many legal shenanigans in the case that it's hard to even keep track of them all.

            • defrost 3 hours ago
              The principal legal shenanigan came from Jones and his team - stubbornly refusing to engage with either court via a kind of sovereign citizen "I know my first amendment rights, F- you" vibe.

              That sealed the case outcome as, IIRC, at least one of the judges just ruled against them for not mounting any defence.

    • seattle_spring 34 minutes ago
      > can someone explain the difference between what alex jones said about sandy hook and what other people say about 9/11 being an inside job, hologram planes, fake this fake that etc

      Those "other people" were also Alex Jones.

    • fullshark 3 hours ago
      This seems like a good faith question to me, Jones clearly operated thinking he was protected under the first amendment, and it was not obvious to me he was going to lose his court case despite morally finding his actions repugnant.
      • triceratops 3 hours ago
        What does the first amendment have to do with slander, libel, and defamation?
      • sjsdaiuasgdia 2 hours ago
        The first amendment protects you from the government prosecuting you for the content of your speech.

        The first amendment does not protect you from the results of your speech, like someone deciding they don't like you because of what you said. That person is free to dislike you for what you said and the first amendment has nothing to do with it.

        Similarly, if you say things that are untrue and cause damage to others, you may be held civilly liable for the damage if they sue you and convince a jury that you lied with knowledge and intent to lie. The first amendment has nothing to do with this.

    • tsimionescu 5 hours ago
      This is not a case about Sandy Hook the event - it is a defamation case by the victims of that event, that Alex Jones directly attacked.

      This is the biggest difference - no one is claiming that all of the people who lost their loved ones in the 9/11 attacks were actually actors paid to pretend that they were grieving for their parents and children and friends. No one was encouraged to personally attack said victims and survivors to "expose their lies" because of 9/11 conspiracy theories.

      Furthermore, defamation law works very differently for claims against public personalities ("Bush did 9/11!") compared to claims against private persons ("this random child shown crying in news reports after her classmates were supposedly killed is actually pretending!"). Also, vague accusations of orchestrating a criminal conspiracy / cover up are far harder to litigate than very clear claims of massive fraud. Finally, the Sandy Hook victims were generally able to show specific damages they suffered, attacks against them by people in their community, because of Jones' actions; Dick Cheney may have been more generally hated because of claims about 9/11 conspiracies, but was not directly harasses in the same way.

      • someguyiguess 3 hours ago
        That’s sounds like a first amendment violation with more steps.
        • tzs 1 hour ago
          Suppose I decide to do some target shooting in my yard and set up a target. One of my shots misses and goes past the target and hits your house where it causes a surprising amount of damage and you sue me.

          Would you say that if a court allows that and awards you damages it is a violation of my 2nd Amendment rights with more steps?

        • triceratops 3 hours ago
          It isn't because there's no government prosecution.
          • TheCoelacanth 2 hours ago
            That's not really the reason. Even in a civil case, the first amendment certainly would apply to whatever laws allow the civil case to happen.

            However, the first amendment is not absolute. Defamation is still a thing in the US. The first amendment creates a higher bar than many other countries (especially for public figures, but the victims in this case aren't public figures), but it is still possible.

          • jklinger410 2 hours ago
            How is a ruling in a civil court not a form of government prosecution? It would be more correct to say that your first amendment rights stop at defaming others.
            • triceratops 2 hours ago
              The government didn't bring this civil suit. Ruling on civil disputes is the government's role. That's not what prosecution means.
              • jklinger410 53 minutes ago
                The word prosecution aside. Who rules on the outcome and enforces it? The state.
                • triceratops 43 minutes ago
                  The state enforces property rights too. Let's say someone won't let me build a place of worship on their land. Is that a "first amendment violation but with more steps"?

                  You could make any instance of "government upholds the law" into "constitutional violation" that way.

                  A ruling in a civil court is very obviously not a prosecution. Because prosecutors can't, by definition, make rulings.

                  https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47876627 this argument is far more persuasive to me btw.

              • tsimionescu 2 hours ago
                This is an absurd line, and plainly wrong.

                If I were to bring a civil suit against you because the comment above offended my sensibilities, it would be quickly thrown out of court because it is your first amendment right to say anything you like, with certain exceptions that the government recognizes as limitations of this right.

                Even though this is a civil matter, it is still a judgement on government law. This is not some contract dispute where the parties are simply seeking arbitration, with no government involvement except as a "service provider" for this arbitration.

                • sjsdaiuasgdia 2 hours ago
                  Alex Jones will not have a criminal record as a result of this. He has not been declared as committing a crime.

                  He did take actions that, by civil law, created civil liabilities. He was sued over those liabilities. He failed to participate in the civil litigation process and lost badly as a result.

                  Civil and criminal law are not the same thing and your insistence otherwise doesn't change the reality.

                  • tsimionescu 1 hour ago
                    Civil and criminal law are separate things, absolutely. But the first ammendment applies to both civil and criminal law - it is a limitation on the government's ability to create laws, not just a limitation on the government's ability to pursue criminal penalties.

                    Alex Jones is only liable because there exists a law that the government created that says that defamation is illegal. Since this is a law, it could have been in conflict with the first ammendment - and, in fact, there have been legal challenges on this very line that reached the SC. But the Supreme Court has found that this is an acceptable limitation on the first amendment rights, with the specific limitations.

                    But, for example, if the US government wanted to adopt the English law on defamation, it would not be constitutional in the USA, it would run foul of the first ammendment.

                    • jklinger410 51 minutes ago
                      > But the Supreme Court has found that this is an acceptable limitation on the first amendment rights, with the specific limitations.

                      Right, and I think this example is more about maintaining a civil society than it is strictly about freedom of speech. I think it's pretty clear to say that "freedom of speech" has limitations, making the word "freedom" contextually debatable.

                  • jklinger410 52 minutes ago
                    What happens if you don't pay your civil liabilities? Civil vs criminal is a silly distinction when it comes to discussing right suppression. Jail time is not the only way to suppress a right.
                • freejazz 24 minutes ago
                  The ignorance on this website is both astonishing and incredibly obnoxious
        • AnimalMuppet 3 hours ago
          The first amendment has never been held to give immunity for libel or slander. So if you think it's a first amendment violation, you need to learn that the first amendment does not give blanket immunity for speech that harms others.
    • GuinansEyebrows 35 minutes ago
      if you're truly interested, please check out the podcast 'Knowledge Fight' which covers alex jones and infowars in stunningly minute detail, including the defamation cases in texas and connecticut. the main host was even called as an expert witness in one of the trials to give testimony about alex jones' involvement and denial in harassing and inciting his listeners to harass the parents and survivors of the shooting.
    • 5129agf 5 hours ago
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  • Rover222 3 hours ago
    Not the direct point of this thread, but this being a nytimes link... I still can't believe the way those reporters giggled their way through the Hasan Piker interview the other day. That is guy is poison, but since he align with their views, it's all just rosy and silly to promote killing people on the other side of the political spectrum.
    • dml2135 3 hours ago
      Which Hasan Piker interview was this? The only one I saw was about shoplifting.
      • Rover222 2 hours ago
        That one. They asked if the murder of the United CEO was justified because he committed "social murder".

        Piker is the left equivalent of Charlie Kirk - saying outrageous things for attention, but he has constantly called for violence, while Kirk never did.

        • wredcoll 1 hour ago
          Do you think charlie kirk would be proud of you for lying about what he said?
    • jotajota24 32 minutes ago
      I'm sorry but which Hassan Piker views align with the NYTimes? Why are people so obsessed about this guy??
  • qwertytyyuu 9 hours ago
    No way, i can't believe it actually happened! I would have though alex would though alex and his goons would have managed to stop it
    • kdheiwns 7 hours ago
      Not sure if it even matters since Alex Jones is just going to keep doing what he's doing.

      Judgements demanding he pay billions keep coming out and he just says he's not paying, and nobody has forced him to either. Even if infowars' brand changes hands, that's the extent of it.

  • tnelsond4 2 hours ago
    Organizations love to run controlled opposition. Just came out that the Southern poverty law center has been funding the KKK of all things.

    https://www.justice.gov/usao-mdal/pr/federal-grand-jury-char...

    • fncypants 1 hour ago
      Are you not aware that that the credibility of the US DOJ under the present administration has been completely destroyed and you should not trust anything they say simply because they said it in a press release (perhaps especially because they said it in a press release)? Federal judges have repeatedly declined to give the DOJ the benefit of the doubt (called "presumption of regularity") and all but called them liars. [1]

      In this case, experts are unanimous that this is a hit job by Director Patel (see his poor record here [2]) who had a political vendetta against this civil rights organization. SPLC's actions were all related to investigations to EXPOSE the KKK using undercover informants. They were paying investigators, not the organization. They were absolutely in no way "funding the KKK."

      “SPLC is a leading authority on organized hate groups and undertakes the complex and often dangerous work of investigating and exposing these networks. Its outstanding record of tracking and addressing hate belies the misguided premise of the indictment — that SPLC was somehow supporting the very hate groups it has long helped to discredit and dismantle.

      “The DOJ’s actions are wrong and part of a broader effort to intimidate organizations working to advance civil rights, strengthen our democracy, and hold bad actors accountable.[3]

      [1] https://www.justsecurity.org/120547/presumption-regularity-t...

      [2] https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-...

      [3] https://www.lawyerscommittee.org/statement-from-the-lawyers-...

      • abernard1 24 minutes ago
        I'm definitely not aware that the credibility of the US DOJ has been destroyed.

        And I question why a 501c3 charity would need "field informants" and to launder money through shell corporations. Especially to leaders of these organizations who were (1) coordinating some of these rallies and (2) due to the materially dishonest treatment of the "fine people hoax" for years.

        Is the SPLC an intelligence organization? Am I missing something?

    • rexpop 2 hours ago
      It has just been alleged.
      • saltyoldman 1 hour ago
        There is very compelling evidence. Bank transfers.
        • wredcoll 59 minutes ago
          Paying someone to report on what the kkk is doing is not, in fact, the same thing as funding the kkk.

          What a weird lie to parrot.

    • saghm 2 hours ago
      Given some of the other claims that have come out of the "Justice" Department under this administration, I'd be curious whether there are any more reputable sources on the matter. They've already been making a habit of trying to target people Trump dislikes with flimsy prosecutions (e.g. Don Lemon for covering a protest at a church).

      Even beyond that, there's pretty clear evidence of the level of professional conduct of the department being pretty low, like their lawyers literally informing a judge that they lied about the basis of their arguments[0], cases getting dismissed because they were filed by someone who wasn't even a valid US Attorney[1] but who continued to claim to be one for another couple of months until a court order threatening her with contempt charges (by a Trump-appointed judge, for what it's worth)[2], and in one instance a lawyer literally requesting that a judge hold them in contempt because their job "sucks"[3].

      [0]: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/immigration-court-arrests-ice-j... [1]: https://www.politico.com/news/2025/11/24/halligan-dismissed-... [2]: https://www.courthousenews.com/judge-orders-lindsey-halligan... [3]: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/attorney...

    • guywithahat 1 hour ago
      It's sort of tragic the onion takeover came on the heels of him being right about SPLC. There's something morally questionable about the largest civil fine in history being against a guy who accused a shooting of being a false flag and then apologized a few weeks later when better information came to light. I'm not saying he shouldn't have been sued, but rather it feels like the wrong amount for how apologetic he was even long before the lawsuit, especially given his show has a strong comedy aspect to it.
      • ijk 1 hour ago
        I don't see anywhere he was apologetic enough to fix any of the damages that he caused, and plenty of places where he was documented as doubling down on lies he knew were lies at the time.

        The man was making money off of lying about dead children. Where's the comedy in that?

      • wredcoll 58 minutes ago
        > against a guy who accused a shooting of being a false flag and then apologized a few weeks later when better information came

        This is a blatant lie.

      • seattle_spring 35 minutes ago
        Alex Jones makes dozens of patently false claims per episode. Yet every once in a while, he will accidentally say something that can be associated with reality. People will latch onto those once-in-ten-thousand statements and say, "look! Alex Jones was actually right about x all along," while completely ignoring the veritable sea of misinformation he spouted along the way.