Salesforce Global Outage

(status.salesforce.com)

58 points | by mabil 1 hour ago

24 comments

  • chasd00 21 minutes ago
    You can click on any of the instances and then the service that is down to read the updates. It’s not 100% clear but some sort of issue with a “legacy login service”. The latest updates say a fix is rolling out.
  • cyberpunk 57 minutes ago
    That status page is the most salesforce thing ever.

    Scroll down. >_<

    • sunrunner 14 minutes ago
      Wow, it's almost as long as the Every UUID V4 or Every Floating Point Number pages.
    • dgellow 42 minutes ago
      I see tabs with a spinner loading infinitely, which is indeed very salesforce like
    • chrisjj 10 minutes ago
      [delayed]
    • santoshalper 55 minutes ago
      At least they're consistent about UX. My only complaint is that it needs more tabs.
  • ownerr 10 minutes ago
    Here is link to incident details: https://status.salesforce.com/incidents/20004433
  • AmazingTurtle 30 minutes ago
    You better bet someone started their agents with a prompt "Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"
    • Bluestein 22 minutes ago
      "Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"

        ⎿  You've hit your session limit · resets 2:53am (123°24′W Etc/GMT+8)
        /upgrade to increase your usage limit.
  • ssk42 22 minutes ago
    My gut instinct is that this is about when all of their on prem servers were EOL and their /public cloud solution was required. This must have had something to do with that
    • BoorishBears 21 minutes ago
      My gut instinct is that this is about Dreamforce with the rickshaws and whatnot
  • arionmiles 52 minutes ago
    This is certainly a unique status page.
  • aeneas_ory 4 minutes ago
    It’s akways DNS or login
  • danjc 29 minutes ago
    It's dns isn't it
  • mannycalavera42 6 minutes ago
    it's back up: https://twenty.com/
  • cmiles8 8 minutes ago
    Dreamforce, wake up. You’ve overslept!
  • adamw2k 45 minutes ago
    Perfect timing with Dreamforce this week.
  • voidUpdate 27 minutes ago
    Wow, the intern must have tripped over a very big power cable this time
  • mariopt 35 minutes ago
    Could it be people doing Claude/GPT automations and they just can't handle it?
  • Havoc 28 minutes ago
    So I guess today everyone gets actual work done
  • monkeydust 25 minutes ago
    Sam speaks at Salesforce.

    Salesforce goes down.

    No causation here...move on.

  • jtrn 31 minutes ago
    And nothing of value was lost. God, I hate everything about Salesforce. Sometimes I have to integrate against their services, and it is always a pain, not to mention what the core project actually is: optimization of marketing and spam.
  • themgt 28 minutes ago
    Never before in the history of global compute outages was so little lost by so many down servers, whose purpose was known to so few.
  • theshrike79 35 minutes ago
    Was it DNS? Any guesses? :)
  • danvesma 24 minutes ago
    "Trust just got personal!"
  • sparkling 38 minutes ago
    Remind me please, what are folks currently paying per seat for this glorified CRUD app?
    • raverbashing 1 minute ago
      If I had been just out of Uni I would think this is edgy

      Now I'm just glad I'm not responsible for this fire

    • warmedcookie 24 minutes ago
      It's this thing called golf course driven development
  • jackdecker 21 minutes ago
    Ah yes. Exactly what a status page should look like: an endless list of random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever

    At least salesforce is consistent with their design language

    • chasd00 20 minutes ago
      > random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever

      If you use salesforce you know what all of that stuff means. Just click on one, it’s not rocket surgery.

      • jackdecker 14 minutes ago
        Was really just poking fun at them - AWS’s status page isn’t much better
    • BoorishBears 17 minutes ago
      Looks like a region list to me, maybe just with a lot of regions
  • dboreham 50 minutes ago
    At least now we can figure out what Salesforce does.
    • sunrunner 17 minutes ago
      "And in tonight's news, the worldwide CRM solution Salesforce had a global outage affecting one hundred percent of its customer base. We interviewed users of the service to find out the scope of the impact. Everyone agreed that they were impacted, but strangely, nobody could describe _in what way_ they were affected."
  • gjvc 53 minutes ago
    fucked
  • fr2029 35 minutes ago
    [dead]