Tesla Roadster

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607 points | by shekhar101 17 hours ago

194 comments

  • connectsnk 1 hour ago
    I need a cheap car. Sub 25k that I can use to drop my kids and get groceries and is electric so I can get some respite from these war inflated gas prices. Nobody is offering this. I dont need all the fancy gadgets and the flying and the jumping.

    Looks like it truly is a K shaped economy. Flying cars for 1% and loans for the rest

    • jader201 36 minutes ago
      A lot of people responding to this thread saying to buy a cheap ICE vehicle.

      Saving money on gas is only one reason to own an EV.

      Other reasons include:

      - rarely having to take it in for service

      - never having to stop for gas when commuting

      - a much quieter ride

      - a much smoother ride (no transmission)

      - instant torque

      - no emissions

      There are probably others I’m forgetting. But I can’t wait for the day I’ll not need to own an ICE vehicle (still better for long trips).

      • burnte 1 minute ago
        > - rarely having to take it in for service

        ICE cars are pretty reliable, frequent service tends to be for luxury brands.

        > - never having to stop for gas when commuting

        This is achievable with ICE by just watching your tank. Also, it's not really a benefit because charging takes a lot longer than a gas fill up.

        > - a much smoother ride (no transmission)

        Unless it puts the motors in the wheels, they have transmissions and gearboxes.

        > - no emissions

        They have emissions base4d on the electricity generation method, but even so it's still a lot less than ICE and this is a huge benefit.

      • MetaWhirledPeas 1 minute ago
        > still better for long trips

        I own an ICE car and an EV. We use the EV for long trips and it is great. The only time we hesitate is when we are going out into the middle of nowhere.

        EV advantages on trips:

        - Smooth ride

        - Always-ready A/C

        - Pet mode

        - Self-driving

        You do have to plan a bit more. The Tesla route planner is excellent. Having a charger at your destination really seals the deal.

      • YakGuano 9 minutes ago
        No emissions is simply not true the majority of the time. The emissions are coming out of the gas/coal powerplant somewhere else.
        • Atreiden 2 minutes ago
          True, but that's not a limitation of EVs but rather the state of energy production in most countries. An economy that moves towards solar/nuclear/wind will see blanket decreases in emissions across the entire fleet of EVs it supports.

          Not to mention that even in the current state of affairs in the US, the emissions are far lower on average. Even in states where production is 60% coal: http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2023/ph240/stafford1/

        • blacksmith_tb 5 minutes ago
          Of course, if you look at the energy mix for our grid. But the possibility (maybe even the inevitability) exists that the grid will be powered by cleaner sources over time. No such possibility exists for an ICE vehicle...

          I generate 80% of the power I drive on (PHEV + 10kW of PV on the roof), though I mostly commute by bike so I don't drive a ton.

        • tootie 3 minutes ago
          Grid electricity generation is more efficient than ICE. Fossil fuel extraction is a major emitter even before the fuel is burned. Decarbonising the grid is underway.
      • __xor_eax_eax 3 minutes ago
        EVs are nice, and Im full EV on all my cars at this point. But I concede I would not own any EV if I could not charge at home. If I was still in an apartment, I'd be ICE all the way
      • faitswulff 12 minutes ago
        > - no emissions

        This is particularly nice when you're warming the car up in the garage during cold snaps. Hard to do this with ICE vehicles without risking carbon monoxide buildup.

      • tensor 6 minutes ago
        > - no emissions

        Can we just say it out loud? Because it's good for the environment and we don't want our children or their children to have an unlivable planet. This should probably be the number one reason, but yes EVs are better in many other ways too.

        • jazzyjackson 2 minutes ago
          Driving cars is not good for the environment whether your fuel is electric or diesel. The billions acres of concrete and asphalt to support car commuting, the electricity that charges the cars, the rubber microplastic tire dust made 100x worse under hard acceleration of heavy vehicles .

          Best I can say about EVs is they’re quiet and don’t wear out their brake pads, and the lack of other service is economically efficient, so in that sense they are progress towards a vehicle less likely to fail on you (software updates not withstanding!)

          If you care about the environment you get an old VW or ideally a Mercedes that runs on used vegetable oil. A thousand pound lithium battery per household is not a tenable way out of destroying ecosystems.

      • ecommerceguy 28 minutes ago
        I'll stick with my s2000. Thank you.
        • erxam 23 minutes ago
          The S2000 is anything but cheap, practical and reliable. It's not 2006 anymore.
      • option 26 minutes ago
        not having much maintenance and charging at home are huge ones. i don’t understand why there is no creative advertising around that. such obviously huge wins
        • florakel 15 minutes ago
          Because most car brands and especially the dealership network make a lot of money with maintenance. The maintenance frequency and cost of my electric Audi is not much cheaper than my previous Diesel. It is a rip off. Only Tesla is more aggressive with longer intervals and they kind of communicate the cost savings in their ownership cost calculator.
        • __xor_eax_eax 2 minutes ago
          "Charging at home" feels elitist to a lot of folks and I imagine it would hurt your brand
        • Xenoamorphous 4 minutes ago
          In lots of places, including where I live (center of one of the largest European cities) charging at home is not an option, for now at least.
        • Velofellow 14 minutes ago
          For one, renters are largely locked out of reliable home charging in most cases. No apartment complex I've lived at had any charging stations, never mind the quantity needed if most residents opted for EV.
      • flyinglizard 28 minutes ago
        In my experience electric cars aren’t significantly smoother or quieter. Most noise in a modern passenger car is generated by the tires and air drag, and for some reason I found these more pronounced in the electric cars I’ve tried (maybe for the lack of engine noise).
        • ZoneZealot 2 minutes ago
          I'd say the majority of the reason is no engine noise, but also keep in mind EVs are heavier than ICE cars. More weight means more road noise. Regenerative braking means they have significantly less brake wear than ICE cars despite the weight, but the tyres take more stress.
        • mh8h 18 minutes ago
          My wife and I share a plugin hybrid and an EV. You'd think the EV is as loud, because you notice the air and tire noises in the absence of the engine noise.

          But in the plugin hybrid, the change in noise is very noticeable when the car goes from pure EV into hybrid and the engine kicks in. It's specially loud when the engine revs up as you're accelerating, but even when the car is cruising, I can still hear the engine noise.

        • astrolx 24 minutes ago
          That is true above 50 km/h right? In many european cities you drive below that. In many French cities the max speed is even 30 km/h. Then EVs are much quietee.
    • SoftTalker 35 minutes ago
      If you don't need a lot of range, a used Leaf is pretty cheap as EVs go. Though you do want to avoid the 1st generation models (before 2017?) as they had much worse battery degradation.

      Of course right now EV prices are probably inflated for the exact reasons you cite. Even with $4-5/gallon gas, an economical ICE can still be overall more affordable because you can buy them for a few thousand dollars.

    • connectsnk 3 minutes ago
      To all people responding purchase a used car, I forgot to add that I don’t want to spend another 25k on repairs please
      • horns4lyfe 2 minutes ago
        You definitely won’t have to spend that on a used Tesla, there are very few parts to replace
    • mbs159 30 minutes ago
      If you need a cheap car, then why buy new? Plenty of good used options out there, and sometimes more reliable than new cars
      • Terr_ 21 minutes ago
        IIRC the difference between new and used has shrunk quite a bit recently (at least for desirable models and types) because many consumers are frustrated by the new-prices and all look towards used.

        Some would have it that the car-companies are caught in a kind of prisoner's-dilemma, where they all want to be the ones selling expensive (high profit margin) cars, and nobody wants to be the one left selling the inexpensive ones. Yet at the same time, somebody has to, or else the market gets... weird.

    • 4fterd4rk 1 hour ago
      A used Model 3. There you go. They only start at $37k brand new.
      • froh 43 minutes ago
        37>25
        • hartator 42 minutes ago
          The og comment was posted 27min ago. This is adjusting for inflation.
          • MSKJ 37 minutes ago
            Used vs New
        • delecti 28 minutes ago
          I believe the comment should be read as "the $37k sticker price for a new vehicle is irrelevant if you buy used".
      • fedpost 54 minutes ago
        What if I don't like supporting fascism?
        • throwawaytea 48 minutes ago
          I bought a $5500 Chevy Volt with 105k miles in peak COVID 2020.

          It now has 225k miles and I haven't done a single thing to it but change the oil.

          It's still on the original factory brake pads and rotors, which look to be about 50% on the pads.

          • saalweachter 31 minutes ago
            I am going to drive my Chevy Volt into the ground.
        • horns4lyfe 0 minutes ago
          Just go hide in your fucking house I guess, if everything to the right of Bernie is fascist
        • i80and 50 minutes ago
          Used Chevy Bolt or a used VW ID.4. Both excellent cars that can be found for under $25k; I drive the latter myself.

          New, the Chevy Bolt and the Nissan Leaf both start under $30k.

          • ProfessorZoom 42 minutes ago
            >What if I don't like supporting fascism? >> VW ID.4

            Volkswagen was founded by the Nazi party. Literally.

            • gavin-1 36 minutes ago
              Is VW run by a fascist still to this day? (no)

              Tesla? (yes)

            • serioussecurity 41 minutes ago
              This is an obviously disingenuous response unless you think Germans are still Nazis 80 years later?
        • yawnxyz 52 minutes ago
          cargo bike with a e-bike mod
        • huitzitziltzin 40 minutes ago
          Buying a used tesla (from, e.g., a Ford dealer) does not support the fascist part…f

          Truly I dislike the guy and everything he did in government but I don’t think that buying a used Tesla is any endorsement or direct benefit to Elon.

          Slap an “I bought this used” bumper sticker on it and your fellow anti-fascists should leave you alone.

          • delecti 25 minutes ago
            Buying a used Tesla contributes to increased resale value, which makes new ones a more attractive purchase, driving sales, and supporting the owner.
        • MrBuddyCasino 31 minutes ago
          The good news is you can still buy a Model 3, since fascism is a dead ideology that is in no shape to rise again anytime soon. The reason it is still being used is as a prop by deluded boomers to make them feel good about themselves for being groovy anti-authoritarians, and simpletons with no understanding of politics, history or even the last 24 hours.
    • ionwake 51 minutes ago
      Man you Americans, here I am with me 20 year old Mini and it works great I think it’s only valued at about 2k
      • SoftTalker 47 minutes ago
        Agreed. You can buy a lot of gas for the price difference between an old economy ICE car and an EV. Plus cheaper insurance and in many places, cheaper registration fees.
        • wilg 22 minutes ago
          The problem is you burn that gas and put carbon into the atmosphere which warms the planet.
          • sellmesoap 8 minutes ago
            But only a mini amount, how much energy do we spend making the new car vs maintaining the old one. Young people need opportunity to buy cars as well, but the price jump can be too big for many. My experience with transit around Vancouver is great unless you need to get to the next spoke over, or went for a drink downtown and then have to walk an hour to get home in the evening (not solved by having a car obviously, but a shame there isn't an affordable responsible option after 8pm)
      • erxam 15 minutes ago
        > 20 year old Mini

        > it works great

        I have a feeling that you can and do work on it, because maintenance otherwise would easily be triple the market price of that car yearly. That significantly changes the economics of old cars.

    • NamTaf 49 minutes ago
      There's multiple offering this, they're just banned from your country.
    • MetaWhirledPeas 57 minutes ago
      > Nobody is offering this.

      They are trying. Inflation keeps moving the bar. It's not like they want their cars to be expensive; the components and fabrication prices just are.

      Used you can achieve sub-25k easily.

      • SOLAR_FIELDS 51 minutes ago
        BYD could give us this tomorrow, at the cost of completely gutting and decimating domestic American manufacturers, who are unable to actually compete on price and performance for various reasons.

        The problem is not inflation, it’s that America sucks at manufacturing low cost electric vehicles. BYD has demonstrated that tenfold

        • dexterdog 37 minutes ago
          America sucks at manufacturing anything that involves paying a wage because countries like China can undercut them. Even if we could the Chinese govt would fund the undercutting like they are with BYD.
          • jethro_tell 32 minutes ago
            Paying a wage and being socially responsible with waste and such.
        • joyeuse6701 27 minutes ago
          The U.S. could do this too with the same amount of subsidies the CCP poured into their EV industry I suspect
    • mldbk 9 minutes ago
      There are lot's of affordable Chinese cars, but US doesn't want them to be on our roads.
    • turtlebits 13 minutes ago
      Used EV's can be had for sub 25k all day long. The Slate is also technically sub 25k
    • gnarcoregrizz 55 minutes ago
      if only you could buy BYD in the US
      • kelseyfrog 43 minutes ago
        The US has the best free markets in the world. Of course you can buy BYD.
    • horns4lyfe 3 minutes ago
      Just get a used Tesla 3
    • BostonEnginerd 36 minutes ago
      Check out the Nissan Ariya. I see them for around $20k for a 2023 low mileage model.
    • alexaholic 15 minutes ago
      Dacia Spring is around 20.000 €‎ in Europe.
    • Brendinooo 47 minutes ago
      Get an Elantra, keep the difference to pay for gas.
      • jedbrooke 39 minutes ago
        Elantra owner here, just be prepared to have to pay for broken windows and replacing the ignition cylinder every few months. The kia boyz are still active apparently and will try to steal your car repeatedly. Even if you have the newer model or the upgrade that prevents them from actually being able to steal it, it doesn’t prevent them from smashing up your car while trying
        • Brendinooo 19 minutes ago
          Whoa, really? Where do you live?
          • jedbrooke 4 minutes ago
            lol, nice try kia boyz. Not getting me this time.

            This was in a gated parking garage in a nice neighborhood. Every few months is admittedly a bit dramatic but it’s happened once and we’ve only been living here a year

        • 62951413 17 minutes ago
          55K miles over the last 6 years. One really odd issue (a faulty headlights control handle leading to occasional switching lights on at night just to empty the battery by the morning) replaced using manufacturer's guarantee years ago.

          47 MPG on the highway (but it goes down dramatically when driving around town to ~35). My Limited trim has a glass cockpit with all the popular safety features. Its exterior also looks more expensive than it is and at the time was way cooler than Civic or Corolla.

          It remains to be seen what happens around 100K miles/10 years though and how it compares to my previous Corolla experience.

    • sippingabonedry 39 minutes ago
      Why does your neighborhood car have to be electric?

      Get a Mitsubishi Mirage and pocket the extra $10k for gas.

      What you want does not exist because EV buyers are mostly "look at me" types with deep pockets. That's why they're all luxury vehicles full of gadgetry. They build what the 90% customers want and you ain't it.

      See: non-smart TVs etc.

      • smegger001 0 minutes ago
        and yet non-American cheap bare bones EV exist for other parts of the world but we wont let them in because Detroit dinosaurs only want to make gigantic SUV and pickups because they are higher margin. the US is afraid of the Chinese doing what japan and korea did 30 years ago and force the dinos to compete again.
      • erxam 18 minutes ago
        10K in gas melts away quickly. I know some people who have ran through that amount in six months. Also, you have to factor in frequent, expensive and time-consuming maintenance with either awful, cheapskate shops or the wildly overpriced dealership.

        Also, it shouldn't come as a surprise, but if you're spending upwards of two to four hours daily sitting in traffic, you want it to be the nicest experience possible. Punishment boxes like the Mirage are desperation plays, and people upgrade as soon as they can.

        • shinjitsu 13 minutes ago
          >Wow you must drive a lot.

          300 miles a week in a full sized van and 10K is a three year supply of gas at current prices.

          • erxam 2 minutes ago
            That's partly because the USA has artificially low gas prices. Over here, diesel is around 7$/gal and gas is around 6$/gal. That adds up quickly, especially vis-a-vis 0.2$/kWh.

            Though, to be fair, that one specific case is a bit extreme (someone with a 100-150km round-trip daily commute and a not-especially-economical car). My commute is about 20km round-trip daily, but I also end up saving money over the long term because a lot of that time is spent sitting idle and wasting gas with nothing to show for it.

        • aeve890 9 minutes ago
          >10K in gas melts away quickly

          Really?. Define "quickly" please.

          Edit: nvm. 10k would be just around 95k kms.

    • mentat 21 minutes ago
      You could but the government won't let you buy one from China.
    • insane_dreamer 48 minutes ago
      Was just in Europe and saw plenty of smaller / cheaper EVs. Unfortunately they're not offering them in the US.

      The Slate is probably the closes to what you want.

      A cargo e-bike is a good solution too, if urban.

      • cbm-vic-20 34 minutes ago
        Those smaller / cheaper EVs might not be street legal in the US due to safety regulations: they need to allow occupants to survive a crash vs the massive monster trucks on American roads.
    • maxlin 29 minutes ago
      That's like commenting about needing a Chromebook on a post the newest Blackwell GPU that can serve inference workloads of thousands of people. Just irrelevant.

      Tesla's efforts on the original Roadster made them be able to transform the whole EV industry to the point that EV's are nowadays actually affordable. Not everything is exactly about your specific needs, and you shouldn't shout people down when they're lifting the whole field.

      • allenrb 5 minutes ago
        Seriously. It’s pretty clear that the new Roadster is not intended to be a practical car for the masses. And that’s Ok. There’s room for a “halo” product in any lineup.
    • dmitrygr 33 minutes ago
      I do not get this kind of complaint. Every thing you consider an important part of your life today (including cars and smartphones) started out as toys for rich kids. Complaining about it is asking to go back to the stone age, because all the advancements since were brought to you by someone's desire to make money and someone else being rich enough to afford it, till economies of scale made the poor old you able to afford it too.
    • Epa095 47 minutes ago
      Hyundai Inster.
    • ilogik 58 minutes ago
      there are more and more cars that close to that price, look at kia ev3, or ioniq 3, or BYD
    • binlog 38 minutes ago
      Companies offering this are banned from selling in the USA.
    • igor_nast 50 minutes ago
      amen!
    • financetechbro 58 minutes ago
      The Slate car with SUV add on should do the job I imagine
      • driverdan 2 minutes ago
        Slate is still vaporware.
      • HaloZero 55 minutes ago
        Slate starts at 25k though... the SUV is at 30k. And that's without things like power windows and some basic amenities right?
        • stronglikedan 17 minutes ago
          Right, which is exactly what someone that only wants to spend 25k is looking for.
        • SoftTalker 31 minutes ago
          The whole point of the Slate is that it is a basic car without amenities.
      • fwip 55 minutes ago
        I believe it's just under $30K with the SUV back.
    • mlmonkey 33 minutes ago
      Several Chinese brands (like BYD or Xiaomi) have such offerings, but the US is too beholden to Musk to let them in.

      And then Musk has the gall to claim India is not open to Starlink because Ambani is in charge! https://twstalker.com/elonmusk/status/2108604227643719745

      • bubbleRefuge 19 minutes ago
        Yes. Makes me sick . US consumers have lower and lower standard of living as oligarchs reach trillion dollar net worths.
    • gurjeet 34 minutes ago
      Like someone said, you're asking for too much. Decent used sub-10k cars are available for your purposes https://www.carmax.com/cars?price=0-10000
  • nunez 1 hour ago
    I definitely have my issues with Tesla and Elon but this was one of the coolest demos I have ever seen in my life. The engineering needed to do this must have been unbelievable.
    • BigTTYGothGF 47 minutes ago
      > The engineering needed to do this must have been unbelievable

      Only assuming it's real.

      • tgtweak 33 minutes ago
        Hagerty has a very good walkthrough video with Lars and it looks pretty real. The thing they failed to mention was that the "flying" version is separate and the entire passenger seat is replaced with a pressure tank.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22rvpUecLts

        • nrmitchi 21 minutes ago
          > and the entire passenger seat is replaced with a pressure tank.

          That sounds extremely explosive and not something any random person should be irresponsibly driving around.

          • __xor_eax_eax 1 minute ago
            How is that different than having my wife there?
          • stronglikedan 1 minute ago
            I hate to be the one to tell you, but you probably pass at least one very explosive tank of something very volatile each and every day on your commute.
    • UltraSane 1 hour ago
      It is also a extreme waste of Tesla engineering talent.
      • brightball 16 minutes ago
        Tesla's marketing budget is something close to $0. Stuff like this is why.
        • skiboyec 7 minutes ago
          A flying car is a lot more valuable to the Tesla brand than some Super Bowl ads
      • mikeryan 32 minutes ago
        Even if I give you the benefit of the doubt and accept your statement as true, who cares?

        Telsa board doesn’t, they need moonshots to justify their valuation. Elon doesn’t care, the engineers sure as shit don’t.

        Maybe a midline quality control and reliability person? That’s not likely where many of the engineers for this project came from though.

      • JumpCrisscross 26 minutes ago
        Was Google's 20 percent time a waste of its talent?

        This looks like a genuinely fun project to have worked on. That can be the difference between a top engineer burning out and staying motivated.

        • ASalazarMX 17 minutes ago
          At a time when Tesla is struggling to make sales? I agree it's an impressive demo, but it has zero practical value. EVs were supposed to help the environment, not make very brief flights. Would this be under control of the driver? Should be part of the autopilot, maybe for collision avoidance?

          This is in the same category as the Tesla flamethrower or the Teslaquila.

          • JumpCrisscross 8 minutes ago
            > it has zero practical value

            After Cybertruck and the LARPing as a humanoid-robotics company, I was genuinely unsure if Tesla still had top-tier engineering talent. This shows otherwise. Maybe some of these improvements will trickle down to the Models Y and 3.

            (It also looks like a lot of SpaceX engineering. I could see folks there wanting to take a break, particularly if this happened while the pad was busted.)

      • sudo-bendg 31 minutes ago
        I don't think so. The engineering behind an F1 car is not relevant to those buying consumer cars, but it helps sell them regardless.
      • Revanche1367 13 minutes ago
        Yeah, wouldn’t they rather be doing real impactful engineering work, like figuring out means to display even more ads on personal user devices, maximizing the number of hours kids spend doom-scrolling per day, or making robots that are deliberately designed to take jobs away from as many workers as possible?

        But, imagine instead being an engineer of any kind today and you’re only getting paid to work on boring things like advanced automotive technology and building cars that can maneuver themselves in midair and might possibly fly in the future? Ridiculous.

        (This message should not be taken as support for either Musk or any of his views or business ventures.)

      • anvuong 33 minutes ago
        You must be miserable in your job. All the good engineers I know would gladly take some pay cut to be able to do projects like this.
      • __sy__ 49 minutes ago
        the pursuit of perfection should not always require justification :)
      • Nevermark 59 minutes ago
        They learned a lot, and pushed their tools further, in ways that left them with new insights and possible engineering paths for more practical work.

        “Play” “fun”, curiosity” and “challenge for challenges sake” are adaptive strategies for learning unexpectedly useful things.

        • MetaWhirledPeas 54 minutes ago
          Imagine how boring the world would be if we refused every idea that didn't have an immediately practical purpose. Rocketry was probably overkill here but it did achieve at least one thing for the Tesla and SpaceX engineers: you can do things you did not believe were possible.
          • Nevermark 15 minutes ago
            It does bring up the question of what’s left in car design.

            RAM jets?

            A car could get 10–30% better energy efficiency than a conventional car at the same speed. Initially, the air jets would reduce and then eliminate wheel drag, and then hold for safety maneuvers. At speed, off-wheel-lift would be generated aerodynamically, with the option to also spot redirect air pressure from the RAM jet, or the air jets.

            Then 2.0 would be the fully redesigned one-eyed two-seated flying Tesla Bodywingster.

            All for the environment!

  • synapsomorphy 16 hours ago
    Ok, so it actually flies. That was unexpected.

    It's an incredible engineering achievement to build in massive fans and rocket engines into a high performance car. It's truly wild.

    It's being sold in two modes. One with cold gas (no combustion) seemingly just for extra forwards acceleration (no flying) and one with real combustion rocket engines, the latter was in the video and is "invite only".

    Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model. I wonder if the combustion version will even break 3 figures sales.

    Even just the cold gas variant seems like a nightmare for production, there's a high pressure COPV in that thing and that's gonna make crashes much more.. exciting, and Tesla doesn't have a great record anyways. But very few of these are ever getting sold anyways.

    • tgtweak 30 minutes ago
      That is incorrect - there are three versions slated, one with no cold gas nozzles, one with forward-only (the 4 in the rear) and a tank in the rear "acceleration", one with 10 nozzles (4 under, 2 side, 4 rear) and a tank in the rear and passenger seat "flight". None of the variants use rocket fuel or other ignited propellent, they're all just compressed gas release systems.

      This is explained in the deep dive video with Lars - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22rvpUecLts

      • mulletbum 8 minutes ago
        I like how "Jetson car" goes from driving George to work through the air to "10 seconds of air time is a Jetson car." No, it is nothing like the Jetsons. It is a cold air bomb waiting to explode and there is zero chance of it actually hitting the road other than in a few fake forms to pretend they did it.
      • ASalazarMX 13 minutes ago
        Honey, did you remember to also charge the compressed gas tank on the Tesla?

        Sorry, I'll start it from the app!

        chug chug chug chug

        • turtlebits 11 minutes ago
          From the interview, they says it takes 6-8 hours to fill and you get 1 "launch" before its depleted in under a second.
    • MSKJ 5 minutes ago
      Tesla has a very good record for crashworthiness

      And supercars are typically not submitted for NCAP testing, so It'll likely be less safe than a Model Y for example (to be determined, no reports out yet)

      https://www.euroncap.com/assessments/tesla/model+y/0961/

    • rich_sasha 8 hours ago
      The maths of the flying is a little puzzling to me.

      Back of the fag pack, let’s say it is light for an electric car and weights 1000kg. I’ll also go on a limb and guess the air flow is actually subsonic - 200m/s would make it 0.6 Ma (still insanely fast!). Even then, that requires 50 kg of air every second. Or 40 m^3. Using everyone’s favorite metric, this empties an Olympic swimming pool in 1 minute. It also requires a MW of power. I mean… that’s a lot??? Though admittedly, only about as much as accelerating 0-60 in 1 sec (50% of that in fact). So the flying would draw as much power as accelerating at full throttle.

      Power requirements would go down a lot with slower exhaust speed, but then you need to shift more fluid. 40 m^3 already seems like a lot to me.

      I get it’s a neat little demo and they have to get SpaceX into the picture somehow, but still I don’t understand how it’s supposed to add up. Also, what do I know - just a humble physicist.

      • vessenes 5 hours ago
        In the video they claim the air is supersonic at exit, and point out the mach diamonds -- and I think they said 60 kilonewtons of thrust max, which is really a lot. So I think the volume of air would decrease roughly 60% from your estimate? I'm not a physicist.

        I'm imagining this in two phases: phase one - you drive around, and excess energy goes to compressing air. Phase two - you use that compressed air which takes very little additional power, so you get to double up on force. I guess likely a 'running mode' where it's using some power to keep suction on.

        I'm curious how much time you get at full blast vs 'just' enough to keep the car pinned to a wall, e.g. 1 vs 2 g.

        • rich_sasha 1 hour ago
          So let’s double the speed - 1.2 Ma. You need half the mass now - 25kg/sec. If you want to have 10 seconds worth of hover - that’s 250kg of gas. Plus the weight of the storage tank. Plus - this is the amounts for hover. Not for any extra force on top of that.

          It still doesn’t make much sense to me. And that’s before considering what happens when you get rocket stream hitting a tarmac road. Never mind public roads, this sounds like a major hazard anywhere. Plus the quantity of compressed gas son board (if that’s how it works)… not a pretty crash. At these numbers, imagine 10MJ released all of a sudden - apparently that’s about 2.5kg of TNT.

          Surely I’m missing something… as I say, I can’t make sense of it.

          • phillmv 25 minutes ago
            what's there to miss? if these ever make it to market their only purpose will be conspicuous consumption for vice-signalling ding dongs
          • sobellian 49 minutes ago
            Your math is pretty good, Tesla actually gave the storage tank capacity as 250kg

            ETA: this is a horrifying amount of energy to be sitting on top of.

        • bell-cot 0 minutes ago
          > phase one - you drive around, and excess energy goes to compressing air.

          It's an electric car - unless you've got an incredibly long charging cable, there is no "excess energy" when you're driving around.

        • Ajedi32 2 hours ago
          The "pin to a wall" part uses fans, not the cold gas thrusters. It can probably stay there until the battery runs out. The gas thrusters are only needed if you want to go 0-60 in .8s (with the Thrust version), or if you want to fly (with the Rocket version). Probably those only last a few seconds before the air tanks need to recharge.
      • preommr 6 hours ago
        > Back of the fag pack,

        napkins, and envelopes at least kind of make sense.

        Who was ever writing on the back of cigarette packs?

        • eszed 5 hours ago
          > Who was ever writing on the back of cigarette packs?

          British officers planning trench raids in the front lines during WWI. Or, at least, that's where I've been told the expression originates.

          Really, though, is it impossible to imagine no one, ever, using a cigarette pack to jot something down? It's a colloquialism. It doesn't even have to be taken literally to make sense. What is gained by questioning it on that level?

          • atuladhar 8 minutes ago
            > Really, though, is it impossible to imagine no one, ever, using a cigarette pack to jot something down? It's a colloquialism. It doesn't even have to be taken literally to make sense. What is gained by questioning it on that level?

            I took the OP's question to really be a question about the origin of that phrase, and with your answer, I learned something I didn't know before. So I, for one, am happy the question was asked.

          • triceratops 3 hours ago
            > is it impossible to imagine no one, ever, using a cigarette pack to jot something down?

            Wouldn't the back have printing on it? I could imagine someone ripping the pack open and writing on the insides, which are blank.

            • astrolx 57 minutes ago
              In quite a few countries they were rather blank, not like today!
            • dmtroyer 2 hours ago
              I don't know what cigarette packaging looked like at the time, but can imagine they were possibly government provided in a very simple paper package.
          • SenHeng 3 hours ago
            Bike shedding.
        • suriyaG 2 hours ago
          this is funny because I know so many people who always note down phone numbers and such for the day on cigarette packs. sometimes even carrying a few with them all the time.

          in india.

        • triceratops 3 hours ago
          Smokers who didn't have napkins or envelopes handy, presumably.
      • nialv7 1 hour ago
        It _does_ go supersonic, otherwise the converging-diverging nozzle doesn't make sense.
    • thelastgallon 13 hours ago
      I wouldn't trust promo videos.

      For Eg, we have self driving trucks. Nikola admits prototype was rolling downhill in promotional video: https://arstechnica.com/cars/2020/09/nikola-admits-prototype...

      Tesla’s History of Faking Demonstration Videos: https://dawnproject.com/teslas-history-of-faking-demonstrati...

      This is probably just to hype up the stock. The stock is down 5% (5 days), up 1% (1 month), down ~7% (6 months), down ~20% YTD, down ~16% (1 year). It has a PE of 336 and dwindling YOY sales. Tesla’s U.S. vehicle sales fell approximately 14% to 20% year-over-year through the first three quarters of 2026. Rest of the world, Tesla is not competitive and will probably go down rapidly soon.

      • simondotau 13 hours ago
        This Tesla event was apparently performed in front of a live audience. Yes I'm sure there's a hype strategy here but equating this with the Nikola scam is a stretch.

        Also Tesla events rarely (if ever) get followed by a durable stock bump.

        --

        Edit: Credible independent videos have been released on YouTube by reputable people. There's no doubt that the spectacle did happen as shown by Tesla. That's not to say it's anything more than a carefully staged spectacle, but claims that it's fake or AI or CGI are absolutely debunked.

        • qarl 11 hours ago
          Sure. But do we have any confidence the "car" wasn't made of styrofoam?

          There are lots of ways for sleight of hand. Do you remember the time that guy made the Statue of Liberty disappear?

          • MetaWhirledPeas 1 hour ago
            I'm not saying it was a production-ready car, but the notion of it being styrofoam is stupid. These demos are as much for the morale of the engineers as they are for the entertainment of the public. Tesla doesn't need to demonstrate a rocket car.
            • munk-a 21 minutes ago
              They kind of do, though, their sales have been dropping year over year during an extreme fuel crisis - and Chinese EVs are coming for their lunch.
          • HPsquared 10 hours ago
            Is it really so unbelievable that a car company with access to rocket engineers, built a car with rocket engines?
            • qarl 4 hours ago
              > Is it really so unbelievable

              A car company that has a long history of making false claims? Are you really asking me that?

              • squidmaster 44 minutes ago
                They have a long history of promising bad dates for future releases, or of exaggerating the capabilities of their ""FSD"", but they haven't rolled cars down hills or built them from styrofoam.
            • Reubachi 6 hours ago
              Yes, completely unbeleivable. I mainly think this because SpaceX has committed said engineers to delivering unfeasable amounts of payload to LEO/ISS, etc. Think on the order of "One succesful launch, delivery, and re-entry/recovery per day".

              That is of course very very far away from reality (though, progressing to a feasable program faster than any space observers predicted.)

              THat, combined with Elon signaling to investors/market that tesla no longer produces cars.....it's hard to imagine the company splitting their very, very , very over-commited engineers to a flying car. At least, they aren't commiting the point that this will be a consumer-market car, or even a halo car.

              • bluescrn 1 hour ago
                They're averaging 2-3 Falcon 9 launches per week. That's not 'very very far away' from one per day.

                Nobody else comes close, whether considering individual companies or entire nations.

              • randallsquared 2 hours ago
                > Think on the order of "One succesful launch, delivery, and re-entry/recovery per day".

                Given that they have largely relied on reusability rather than strongly ramping up production of boosters for Falcon 9, and given that they have performed 3 launches in a single day, one launch per day is clearly achievable without any further advances, and without even using Starship.

                To be clear, the stated goal for Starship is one launch per hour throughout the year, which would still be a tiny number compared to, say, airline flights, but quite impressive for orbital flight.

              • testing22321 4 hours ago
                SpaceX put more mass in orbit this year than the rest of the world combined, and you’re saying they’re not doing a good job?
                • ben_w 4 hours ago
                  Both can be true.

                  No contradiction between "more than everyone else combined" and "it is unfeasable to launch 36,500 metric tons per year compared to the about-2,500 tons in the last 12 months".

                  Especially as the working launch vehicle is getting retired and the replacement has only had one circularized orbit, and is currently behind the development pace set by the Saturn V, N1, and even the Space Shuttle.

                  • DennisP 58 minutes ago
                    Well I'd say they're ahead of N1 considering that N1 never made it to orbit.
                  • consensus1 48 minutes ago
                    That is just a one OOM scaling. It's not that difficult, especially considering that Starship just delivered the 3rd largest payload ever launched and it wasn't even at capacity.
            • afavour 4 hours ago
              There are legitimate question about the physics of the thing that even the most talented engineers will still come up against.
            • dkuntz2 3 hours ago
              yes. unless elon himself personally is in the drivers seat while the "car" is doing all those things, it's cardboard and styrofoam.
            • wat10000 54 minutes ago
              They’re one of the leading companies developing autonomous vehicles, but their original self-driving demo was still faked.
            • kakacik 1 hour ago
              Unbelievable? No. A company already caught lying multiple times in big fashion to whole world, never delivering FSD yet cashing in tons of money for it, plus rather mentally unstable owner to keep it polite?

              Fool me once...

          • bamboozled 4 hours ago
            I read that the car used in the demo was actually a hundreds of kilograms, nothing like the real cars weight of ~ 2 ton
            • SideburnsOfDoom 2 hours ago
              Agreed. Just think about it for a second. If it was 2 tons like a real EV, could a fan or 2 keep it adhered to a vertical surface?

              This is a circus stunt.

              • KeplerBoy 36 minutes ago
                You can do a lot with a few megawatts of power for a few seconds.
              • philipwhiuk 1 hour ago
                That's not even the original part - it's been done by a car with a driver in it - the McMurtry Spéirling.
          • simondotau 11 hours ago
            Just be aware you're moving from the territory of reasonable questions to moderately desperate conspiracy theory. Whatever it is we saw, it's clearly not lightweight. That much is obvious from the kinetics.
            • __m 6 hours ago
              Well it didn’t have a driver and you can’t see the size of the battery, impressive nonetheless and in the end it’s not like it matters since it has no practical application outside a circus (the flying)
            • jerf 3 hours ago
              If you think "company might have faked public demo in some important way" is a "conspiracy theory", your conspiracy theory sensor is badly miscalibrated and desperately needs a tune up. Your default presumption should be that a demo is faked to at least some extent because most of them are. If I don't hear an explicit declaration that this is real and live and working exactly the same on stage as it will be for the consumer I assume it isn't. And even some of those declarations have been shown to be false over the years, a particularly popular one being "this is real game footage on the real hardware" except it's actually a developer box with a lot more power than the console in question.
            • qarl 4 hours ago
              > moderately desperate conspiracy theory

              A car company that as a long history of making false claims?

              I agree: one of us is delusional. I think we disagree about whom.

              But hey, you're right. If it's not styrofoam I'm sure we'll see proof of that very soon now. Like a person riding in it. Or it out where someone can actually touch it. Try to lift it.

              (And if we don't....)

            • Sammi 10 hours ago
              The cybertruck was claimed to be a steel exoskeleton. They ended up releasing a car with heavy steel plates glued on.

              It's not at all conspiracy theory. It's just same old over promise and under deliver that Elon does.

              • simondotau 10 hours ago
                What you just relayed is another misleading claim purveyed by obsessives. Cybertruck is not a true exoskeleton design, but neither are the steel plates decorative. It is a hybrid -- the unibody shell carries some minimal structural load, but it's not sufficient on its own. The exterior skin is structurally necessary for torsional rigidity and contributes meaningfully to the overall chassis strength.

                All major exterior panels are welded and/or bolted on. On the earliest revisions, the thin upper door trim strips were bonded using a bad structural adhesive which became brittle with temperature cycling. These were recalled and remedied with a different structural adhesive plus a welded stud. Such recalls are very common; the current generation Ford Explorer had multiple recalls for exterior panels falling off.

                • olyjohn 3 hours ago
                  Wow high bar there comparing the Cybertruck to a Ford Explorer.
                • Moomoomoo309 5 hours ago
                  What's misleading? You just said it's not a steel exoskeleton, and that the panels were glued on. If your point is that a true exoskeleton isn't needed for sufficient rigidity and strength, sure, fine, but you should make that claim and point out why it's misleading, all you've said is that the claim is correct, but that other cars are made similarly.
                  • ricardobeat 3 hours ago
                    They said that only the "thin upper door trim" is glued on.
          • oniony 7 hours ago
            I believe he also made his own career disappear.
        • rickdeckard 8 hours ago
          Not to disagree that this Tesla event took place, but there was also a "Nikola World" event in 2019 where Nikola presented its product to an audience of 1000+ people.

          It's surely not AI, but so far it is little more than all these Jetpack demonstrations of the past decade...

          • rbanffy 6 hours ago
            > all these Jetpack demonstrations of the past decade...

            They've been promising those since the 1970s...

            • rickdeckard 1 hour ago
              True (the autocorrect stole my 's' of 'decades'...)
            • klaff 2 hours ago
              Even longer, Thunderball (Bond film featuring the Bell Rocket Belt) was released in 1965.
        • sidibe 4 hours ago
          They're not afraid of doing tricks in front of live audience either. Look at the battery swap event. No camera placed anywhere near where the "swap" was happening for a few minutes. Then the car drove off Wow! Amazing! And they never talked about battery swap again
          • fwip 51 minutes ago
            Or the continued use of tele-operators for all of their humanoid robotics demos.
          • ZeroGravitas 2 hours ago
            They got about $300 million in extra regularory credits for that demo. The government shut the loophole in 2014 after it became obvious Tesla was faking it and no real Tesla drivers were benefiting.
        • vdfs 10 hours ago
          All car manufacturers demo "concept" cars that are real and work(for most parts) but mass production with reasonable price is just not worth it, in this case there is legal challenges too.
      • Topfi 10 hours ago
        I suspect this is going to be a Cybertruck/Boring Company situation, where we may get something ostensibly called the same and may even do something one could consider similar when squinting (maybe a bit higher than U9 jumps in scope) but with the specs and implementation differing so greatly that it shouldn't be considered the same. Exoskeleton vs body panels, 200kph+ on electric sleds vs Teslas (driven by human operators; tells you how much they trust their FSD tech) in a tiny tunnel, FSD on HW3 vs an upgrade maybe someday, etc.

        And inevitably two groups will clash, one pointing out how much this deviated from the original, often decade long promises vs another pointing at the identical naming, how it's still a product they like and of course the all time winner "I don't see you do X"...

        For what it's worth, I'd file this as a RCS demo for SpaceXGrokSI (or whatever they call themselves this week) above all else and if I were a betting man, might be a prelude to fusing them into SpaceXSuperXTeslaXIntelligenceX...

        • BuildTheRobots 4 hours ago
          I'm still baffled by the human drivers for those tunnel runs. I can't imagine a more controlled environment where self driving should be capable.
          • MetaWhirledPeas 1 hour ago
            I used to feel the same way, namely that the tunnel driving would be the signal that unsupervised driving was ready to go. But now that I see their geofenced robotaxis in operation I sort of get it now. Those things do well at driving autonomously, but there are edge cases where the car's safety response is to essentially shut down and wait for human intervention rather than risk uncertainty. That's not something you want happening when you have a single lane of traffic with no passing, leading to a situation where every car in the chain is now forced to deal with the situation in unison. Humans can figure that out pretty quickly, but training the cars to do it will take time. I do expect autonomous tunnel rides any day now, but I can see why they weren't the first use case for autonomous vehicles.
      • pnw 39 minutes ago
        dawnproject.com is a well known Tesla critic with commercial ties to Mobileye, a Tesla competitor.

        https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/02/11/tesla-s...

        • ashkankiani 32 minutes ago
          Does that invalidate their examples? "Did they fake it or not" is a falsifiable claim that can be inspected regardless of personal incentives.

          Also I feel like it should be said that anyone who doesn't like fascism and Nazi salutes should be a critic of Tesla, and if you aren't, that speaks volumes.

      • porphyra 11 hours ago
        FYI the dawn project was debunked as crackpot scammers who had their feet on the accelerator pedal to fake an "FSD crash", along with a slew of other underhanded and misleading tricks.
        • labcomputer 10 hours ago
          Don't forget that the leader of Dawn Project has financial conflicts of interest:

          His software company, named Green Hills, supplies the RTOS for Mobileye, which formerly supplied driver-assistance hardware and software to Tesla (and continues to do so for other car companies). Mobileye is no longer a Tesla supplier because Tesla insourced their ADAS.

          So he has a very real financial incentive to convince the world that Tesla's system is bad.

          • wolrah 6 hours ago
            > Mobileye is no longer a Tesla supplier because Tesla insourced their ADAS.

            Mobileye is no longer a Tesla supplier because Tesla wouldn't stop using their tech in ways they did not approve of, turning back all the safety limits to allow the public to do things Mobileye knew were unsafe. Mobileye publicly called them out, saying that Tesla was "going to hurt the interests of [Mobileye] and hurt the interests of an entire industry, if a company of our reputation will continue to be associated with this type of pushing the envelope in terms of safety".

            This is one of the reasons why S/X ADAS performance famously got significantly worse in late 2016 with HW2, they had of course been working on their own tech but because they'd already built their brand around ADAS they felt compelled to put it out unfinished when they no longer had the Mobileye system to sell.

          • small_model 8 hours ago
            Yes clear conflict of interest, guy cant take being beaten, resorting to underhand tactics, pretty scummy.
      • spullara 2 hours ago
        this wasn't a promotional video, it was a live demonstration in front of hundreds of people.
      • razster 13 hours ago
        Yeah no, something is very off on this and I cannot put my finger on it, the video looks odd to me. I want to say AIgen feel, but I only saw little tiny vids, rest were blurry as sin.
        • wickedsight 12 hours ago
          Makes sense though. First time I saw video of two falcon rockets doing a synchronized landing I felt the exact same way. Our brain is used to this type of stuff in movies and we know it's CGI. So when it happens for real and is filmed in 4K and a cinematic color scheme is added, it's hard for the brain to adapt.
          • dd8601fn 9 hours ago
            Musk, while a horrible presenter, did say something like “we’re doing this here because otherwise everyone would think it’s ai.”
      • mihaaly 10 hours ago
        Any self respecting trader buys Tesla stocks based on this?! OMG!

        It would encourage me to sell, if I had, seeing this nonsense.

        • slowin 2 hours ago
          You're not alone, TSLA is down on the news. You can only commit fraud so many times before people get tired of holding the bags.
    • nycdatasci 2 hours ago
      There are three modes: Performance ($50k reservation), Thrust ($250k reservation), and Rocket (invite only). Thrust and Rocket mention cold gas thrusters. Where do you see a combustion rocket engine advertised? https://www.tesla.com/roadster
    • jcheng 16 hours ago
      Reading https://www.tesla.com/roadster, it seems like both variants only use cold gas thrusters, and the difference is that the "normal" (lol) one only has them pointed rearwards while the flying one has them pointed in all different directions as well.
      • jacquesm 16 hours ago
        I'm sure having a cold gas thruster is going to be no problem at all for road approval. /s
        • turtlebits 9 minutes ago
          It's for the ultra rich and a tech showcase, so probably will be classified as off-road use only.
        • baxtr 11 hours ago
          That’s the European mind speaking.

          Mind you that when Karl Benz invented the automobile in Germany, he didn’t have a permit as well

          So many things that were invented in Europe couldn’t be invented today.

          • jacquesm 9 hours ago
            No, that's the mind of a person speaking that is thinking of the motorcycle standing at the traffic light just behind this car. Action, reaction, that sort of thing.
            • baxtr 6 hours ago
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              • ceejayoz 6 hours ago
                Anywhere in the world you can effectively own a Tesla is a place that probably cares if you turn the bike behind you into meat paste.
              • GeoAtreides 5 hours ago
                Observe how the response hasn't addressed the safety point at all, just went in for more EU bashing.
                • baxtr 4 hours ago
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          • mcrk 11 hours ago
            The very first cars required to have a person walking in front of it with waving a flag as a warning.
            • HPsquared 10 hours ago
              Red flag thing was the UK's Locomotives Act 1865, which dated from before what we call cars were invented. More aimed at traction engines (steam engines that go on the road). Exactly the type of regulation people like to mock the EU for.
              • Breza 5 hours ago
                Last year I went to a steam show and had to share the street with giant steam tractors for the first time. That law suddenly made sense. The visibility and stopping distance aren't great.
            • dzhiurgis 10 hours ago
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          • trog 11 hours ago
            Not like those genius Elon and American minds thinking "oh yeh rocket engines on cars makes a lot of sense", you're saying?
          • a96 10 hours ago
            Funnily enough, he was also the first person to get a driver's license IIRC.
          • rbanffy 6 hours ago
            > That’s the European mind speaking.

            No. That's the road safety mind speaking.

          • Arodex 10 hours ago
            How long is the US going to allow a car able to jump over Hostile Vehicle Mitigation barriers?
            • cucumber3732842 8 hours ago
              Like everything else we regulate.... right up until it becomes cheap enough that "undesirables" might get their hands on them.
          • Arodex 10 hours ago
            >So many things that were invented in Europe couldn’t be invented today

            Like leaded gazoline, whose effects can still be seen presently...

        • lallysingh 15 hours ago
          Best guess is that it's disabled for anything but track/trick stuff. There will be some cool videos eventually showing up with tricks people pull with this. I don't know what else it's for.

          I can imagine the lateral thrusters helping it turn faster on the track. Although I wonder if the extra weight is going to net out positive for lap times.

          But really, a few very rich people will buy the full-rocket version to impress their friends. They'll play with them on private property.

          • scheme271 14 hours ago
            Solo track use at that. I can't imagine that other drivers are going to be all that happy if they get hit by the exhaust from one of the thrusters in a corner.
            • somenameforme 12 hours ago
              Gases dissipate very rapidly, even moreso if doing pulsing or whatever. Probably very unsafe for a human standing literally right behind it, but it'd likely have 0 effect on another car at typical driving distance.
              • TabTwo 1 hour ago
                Great idea to use something like that in a tunnel or a garage. Suffocation - no breathing ... and probably some blown doors/walls from the pressure
                • Dylan16807 36 minutes ago
                  Car tunnels should be able to handle that level of bad gasses.
              • jacquesm 9 hours ago
                Except for the bit where you can't see a thing.
          • alxndr 14 hours ago
            The crash photos are going to be Darwin-award-worthy
            • flemhans 5 hours ago
              I could see a safety feature where it launches itself into the air to avoid an imminent crash (providing the area above is free)
              • Symmetry 32 minutes ago
                That depends on the landing zone being available in a way that's hard for the onboard safety system to predict. But if the car is, say, spinning out you could use these to restore stability or try to recover from the other sorts of disasters that overpowered cars can end up in even on clear roads.
              • tocs3 4 hours ago
                I suppose I can see this also. It sounds horrifying. A head on collision is a pretty terrible thing but having one of the cars suddenly fly 30 feet in the air and crashing into on coming traffic does not sound like a great option. Reminds me of the cybertruck "this would make the perfect post apocalyptic vehicle."
            • rbanffy 6 hours ago
              I think every buyer should receive a complimentary nomination for the award.
    • delichon 16 hours ago
      > kinda wild they devoted this much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      Watch Ford v Ferrari for an idea of what auto companies are willing to invest for bragging rights.

      • estearum 16 hours ago
        Ford and Ferrari aren’t on the brink of extinction
        • slig 6 hours ago
          Yeah, I hear twitter won't survive the weekend too.
        • dboreham 15 hours ago
          Tesla's stock price might be detached from reality, but is their actual business in trouble? I ask because anywhere I travel (Europe, UK, HK, NZ for example) there are just tons of Teslas, most of them the latest refresh models. There were more Telsas than BYD in Hong Kong!
          • remus 5 minutes ago
            > Tesla's stock price might be detached from reality, but is their actual business in trouble?

            I am not sure you can detach these two concepts. Tesla is currently valued around 3x the next top 5 auto companies combined, so to an extent you need to judge the company on these expectations. I happen to think they do have a pretty good business selling cars, and maybe a very good business selling autonomous cars, but there's so much uncertainty I think it is hard to see the current market cap as anything other than hugely inflated.

          • estearum 7 hours ago
            Yes their actual business is in trouble.

            Why exactly do you think he keeps repositioning them as a robotics oh wait no I mean an AI company? Why is he clearly positioning Tesla to be acquired by SpaceX? Why is Tesla investing into xAI to be converted into SpaceX shares?

            Tesla’s actual business, making cars, continues to degrade. The Roadster (obviously) is not going to help.

            They have a huge balance sheet so it’ll take a while but Musk obviously sees the writing on the wall. The sheen is wearing off their shitty products and he doesn’t know how to add the sheen back or make the products less shitty.

            • throwawayfifo 4 hours ago
              >Yes their actual business is in trouble.

              No it's not.

              >Tesla’s actual business, making cars, continues to degrade.

              False. Revenue and deliveries beat so far this year, Q3 also a beat.

              Don't let your Elon Derangement Syndrome cloud your ability to think rationally.

              • estearum 4 hours ago
                You're aware that "beat" means "beat expectations," right? You're aware that expectations are increasingly that Tesla's business is struggling?

                TSLA is down 18% YTD. That's because their business is doing so well?

                • throwawayfifo 3 hours ago
                  >You're aware that "beat" means "beat expectations," right?

                  You're aware that the "expectations" are they run a profitable company, right?

                  >You're aware that expectations are increasingly that Tesla's business is struggling?

                  You're aware that the expectations are increasingly that Tesla's business is stable, and showed record deliveries and backlog in Q2?

                  >TSLA is down 18% YTD. That's because their business is doing so well?

                  Auto manufacturing sector (DJUSAU) is down 16% YTD, and Tesla's stock is overpriced to begin with. Tesla's most direct competitor in the US, Rivian, is down 34% YTD. Stop getting your business/economic news from BlueSky/reddit.

                  • carlob 2 hours ago
                    > Stop getting your business/economic news from BlueSky/reddit.

                    And where should they get them? From Twitter?

                    • throwawayfifo 1 hour ago
                      >And where should they get them?

                      Credible business/economic news outlets.

                      >From Twitter?

                      No.

                      • estearum 1 hour ago
                        Like FT?

                        October 2: Tesla deliveries fall 2% as US consumers buy fewer EVs

                        July 23: Tesla shares tumble 11% as discounts hit profits

                        April 2: Tesla reports weaker than expected 6% rise in global deliveries

                        January 29: Tesla scraps models in pivot to AI as annual revenue falls for the first time

                        Tesla growth is slowing, margins are getting crunched, competition is heating up. Tesla knows they're fucked so they're pivoting into AI. The pivot into AI might work, but Musk himself unambiguously thinks Tesla is fucked as an automotive company.

                  • estearum 3 hours ago
                    Yes, profitable with slowing growth, shrinking margins, and increasing competition. This is a death spiral for Musk's ultra capital-intensive mode of operating.

                    That's why Musk is trying to claim Tesla isn't an automotive company (except when comparisons to such suit him and his cultists, of course).

          • guywithahat 12 hours ago
            The business is doing fine, they’re profitable and regularly beating various targets. Honestly I think Elon is more level headed than people give him credit for, his companies are consistently profitable and generally produce competitive products.

            https://companiesmarketcap.com/tesla/earnings/

            • estearum 7 hours ago
              Operating margin fell from 16% to ~2% over the last 10 years and will probably be negative in 2026 and 2027. They have a big cash pile to burn through but they’re spending it on ummm “a flying car,” humanoid robots, and an AI fab. They’re fucked.
              • vessenes 5 hours ago
                I'd be very surprised if the roadster project was particularly expensive. That operating margin tells you they are spending all the cash they are earning on cars on the other stuff, not that the cars suddenly became more expensive to make.

                I'm interested to meet someone online who's short both on-shore US silicon fabs and the market for humanoid robots. Can you say more about your thinking?

                • estearum 5 hours ago
                  I'm short on an allegedly successful automotive company that has a rapidly deteriorating automotive business (due entirely to management's own decision-making) pivoting into the most hyped business ideas in the world. I'm bearish on the type of creative accounting and self-dealing we see between the Musk companies.

                  Musk is similar to Zuck in that they get some credit for sheer courage to turn the wheel on their massive businesses, but they also have to be right. Aside from his anticompetitive behavior, Zuck continues to miss. Musk's pattern has been that the more Musk is personally involved, the worse the outcomes. Cybertruck was his baby. Optimus is his baby.

                  If Tesla is doing so well as an automotive business, then why doesn't he just continue making it a great automotive business?

                  • vessenes 3 hours ago
                    I mean the short answer is that it doesn’t temperamentally suit him to do so.

                    Maybe a mid length answer is if you agree with his assessment on say humanoid robots in terms of market and you believe they might have a geometric growth factor in production (eg robots can make more robots) then you’d want that business build out done by a team that can scale rapidly.

                    For fabs spacex and Tesla are significant consumers of the output- vertical integration is preferred by lots of companies.

                    • estearum 3 hours ago
                      > I mean the short answer is that it doesn’t temperamentally suit him to do so.

                      Correct, and I think having a CEO who's totally unaccountable to a board and is temperamentally unable to focus on his core business is not good.

                      SpaceX and Tesla are nowhere near large enough consumers to justify vertically integrating a fab. The demand is predicated on Optimus producing millions of units per year.

                      This circularity will probably end up being seen in retrospect as so transparently absurd that it'll beggar belief that anyone accepted it.

                      • vessenes 1 hour ago
                        I respect the perspective, of course, and cannot argue with the risk assessment.

                        That said I think these bets will pay off. Let’s check in in five years!

              • funcDropShadow 6 hours ago
                Similar, to the time Tesla was fucked, because they wanted to sell EVs when there was neither demand nor charging infra. Or when SpaceX wanted to build a rocket that could land on legs, whereas every wannabe rocket scientists knew that to be impossible.
                • estearum 5 hours ago
                  Or similar to the time Cybertruck was a giant success, FSD was ready in 2022, and Falcon 1 would launch 600kg for $7 million.
            • 9dev 11 hours ago
              If anything his companies are doing well despite of him, not because of him. There's level-headed and competent leadership in them resisting his bullshit.
              • s08148692 9 hours ago
                The counterpoint of course is that he has demonstrated a consistent ability to build and run successful businesses, many of which are extremely high risk

                The only new western car company in decades to not fail, based on a technology nobody believed in at the time, least of all other car companies

                SpaceX being a private space company, which was completely unheard of. No experts though they could succeed

                Smaller earlier businesses like Zip2, paypal, etc

                These are gigantic high risk companies with high failure probabilities, the chance they they all happened to be successful despite Musk and not at least in part because of him is stretching reasonable doubt for me.

                I'm absolutely no fan of his politics or personality, but the man can run a business that nobody else even dares try (at least until he demonstrates viability and the market starts to generate competitors)

                • ben_w 3 hours ago
                  > The counterpoint of course is that he has demonstrated a consistent ability to build and run successful businesses, many of which are extremely high risk

                  Three sucesses.

                  Not so successful: Solar City, Neuralink, TBC, X.

                  (X exists, but before it was valued-and-bought by one of Musk's other companies, it appeared to have lost about half its value).

                  Richard Branson he aint.

                • dkuntz2 3 hours ago
                  paypal succeeded _despite_ musk and required a boardroom coup to remove him from leadership because he was about to tank the company. if he had is way nobody would remember paypal besides a couple people with merch for a long defunct company.
                • 9dev 8 hours ago
                  I'd still restrict this to an ability to pursue ideas that others find too risky with relentless persistence and a laser focus. He is able to get something off the ground and make others believe in it, but not good at actually running a stable business. And that's fine, mind you, I absolutely respect what has built. But the person who is responsible for turning SpaceX from an incredibly risky bet into a profit machine is Gwynne Shotwell, not Elon Musk.
                • philistine 6 hours ago
                  Rivian, Polestar, Slate etc. Would like a word.

                  Of course it’s still early days for all these companies and they’re not exactly fiscally solid, but if Tesla had not made all those cars, someone else would have.

        • whamlastxmas 3 hours ago
          It's really difficult to see such ridiculous levels of hyperbole in every single Tesla thread and not think people are doing this in a coordinated way for ulterior motives
    • celestialcheese 1 hour ago
      Have they announce pricing on the rocket version? I could see it being priced like a bugatti or koenigsegg, where selling 100-500 of these is a great business.
    • billfor 16 hours ago
      I thought somewhere in the video they said that it is just regular compressed air that is held in a tank, and that the car itself has a compressor and regenerates the compressed air over time. Obviously to stabilize that amount of weight the gas has to be ejected at such a high rate it is practically frozen at the nozzle outlet, but it is still just regular air.
    • BigCatStuff 14 hours ago
      The demo car they showed most likely has no batteries or even a metal frame. They basically built a car shaped drone powered by compressed air.

      Example RC toy car that drives on the ceiling: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uR_mNcRlNsA

    • nullocator 15 hours ago
      I suspect it "actually flies" much the same way the cybertruck is bullet proof and has an ultra hard stainless steel exoskeleton, in that it doesn't. This seems like smoke and mirrors conman shit pumped up to 11.
      • rogerrogerr 13 hours ago
        Is your assertion that the car shaped object we watched drive for a distance and then levitate over a distance was something other than a car that actually flies?
        • BigCatStuff 13 hours ago
          What distance did you actually see it "drive"? There is no evidence that the car shaped object was anything but a lightweight shell using compressed air to levitate and do tricks like any modern day drone can do.

          Here's an RC car that can drive on the ceiling: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uR_mNcRlNsA

          • rlander 47 minutes ago
          • vessenes 5 hours ago
            Well, Elon said the final prod car would be lighter; whether or not they achieve that goal, the strong implication: the car has a battery and power train in it. Also, we saw it drive up the first part of the ramp without any air seeming to come out the back, and reverse down slowly; there don't seem to be forward facing fans/jets from the looks of the air coming out. I'd say Occam's razor is that the car has a full electric system in it.
            • Volundr 2 hours ago
              I don't doubt it's got an electric system in it. I doubt it's got a battery sized for anything beyond that demo, a sufficiently rigid frame for road use, a reasonable steering and suspension system, etc.

              My general assumption is that anything and everything that wasn't necessary for that demo was removed to trim enough weight to make the demo possible.

            • olyjohn 3 hours ago
              I can move my gas powered car that far if I leave it in gear and run it with the starter. Is my car electric?
        • philistine 6 hours ago
          Watch The man with the golden gun. You’ll see a car do a corkscrew jump. Does that mean all cars of that brand could do that jump?

          What we saw was impressive, but it’s a trick. The car’s tanks are surely empty after this, and now you have a loud compressor filling them up for minutes. You can’t use those thrusters near people and cars cause you’re at risk of getting them in trouble.

          It’s part of a long history of useless tech in supercars. Impressive, but useless.

        • nullocator 5 hours ago
          I certainly don't think it was a car that flies. It could be a car that can do dangerous party tricks for no practical reason but I kinda doubt that do. Hell we live in an AI world now, why are you so confident it's what they claim it is, what in Musk or Tesla's track record indicates that this is anything but a hype effort?
          • rogerrogerr 3 hours ago
            If they used AI to fake a live demo in front of a bunch of people, that would be exceedingly impressive.
      • testing22321 4 hours ago
        The cyber truck is more bulletproof than any normal car, there are tons of videos of it stopping handgun rounds.

        For what it’s worth, my $600 hunting rifle will go clean through both sides of any bulletproof vest, and it’s nothing special.

        For everything that is bulletproof, there is always a calibre of projectile that will go through it.

    • casualscience 16 hours ago
      It's cool as fuck but calling it flying is misleading. It jumps and can maneuver in space.
      • arjie 14 hours ago
        Documented in this immortal scene from Samurai Jack: https://youtu.be/l2KCUaKK_0A?t=12

        Aku: You can fly?!

        Jack: No, jump good.

      • rogerrogerr 13 hours ago
        > moving or able to move through the air with wings:

        Okay, so I guess it doesn’t fly in the same way a rocket doesn’t fly? Distinction without meaning in this case.

      • pg_bot 16 hours ago
        "That wasn't flying. That was falling with style!"
        • metabagel 15 hours ago
          It’s a flying squirrel.
    • nater5000 48 minutes ago
      >Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      It's only wild if you ignore Musk's role in this. Not even trying to bash him or anything, but he's a trillionaire. This is the kind of shit you do when you have more money than you can ever possibly waste.

      I mean, if this is how he wants to spend his money, then I guess that's his prerogative. But I think it's a bit misleading to suggest this is a decision made by "Tesla" when this is clearly an irrational decision for a company to make. This is a decision made by Musk based on satisfying his own personal goals.

      • lotsofpulp 46 minutes ago
        Musk does not have anywhere close to a trillion US dollars.
    • neural_thing 13 hours ago
      It's not about sales numbers, it's about putting rockets in cars, so that SpaceX can acquire Tesla and give Musk supervoting shares
    • js2 16 hours ago
      > and one with real combustion rocket engines

      The site states it's cold-gas thrusters for both models: "Features a multi-mode suction system paired with cold-gas thrusters positioned around the perimeter of the vehicle that support forward and upward acceleration as well as lateral rotational movement."

    • bulbar 9 hours ago
      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      Teslas evaluation is based on hype. This is as hype as it gets for a car. To me it looks like they were in need for "the coolest thing". To me, this has the smell of desperation implying the beginning of the end of their high evaluation.

    • m463 15 hours ago
      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      Can't help but think of the not-a-flamethrower

      (friend bought one for $500, now they seem to be worth $1500-$2000)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boring_Company#Merchandise

      • CamperBob2 15 hours ago
        Isn't it just a relabeled weed burner?
        • defrost 15 hours ago
          Reshaping of a classic blowtorch - if you're looking for a level up, try the Rodenator - less immediate flame, way more bang at the end.
          • m463 15 hours ago
            The Rodenator is an applicable device that injects a precise mixture of oxygen and propane into the dens of burrowing rodents, and kills them with a concussive force that collapses the rodents' tunnel system as well.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_B_Meyer_Inc.

            that sounds quite amazing, and it looks like something out of ghostbusters.

    • raxxorraxor 6 hours ago
      No chance it will get a permission to drive on the streets in my country. It also is a completely useless feature but it is still awesome.

      Guess it is for advertising mainly.

    • mrtksn 12 hours ago
      > devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible mode

      Just like economically infeasible Twitter, it has tremendous PR value. There is a huge economy revolving around people annoying other people just for a glimpse of their attention. This captures the attention and pleases people. Other car companies should start getting creative too.

      • rbanffy 6 hours ago
        > Just like economically infeasible Twitter, it has tremendous PR value

        The power to shape governments to his liking is worth a lot more than what he paid for Twitter.

    • jfoster 15 hours ago
      They save on advertising to spend on mind-blowing demos.
    • hatthew 16 hours ago
      It's very economically feasible if it pumps up the stock price
    • spullara 2 hours ago
      The rocket version is also just cold gas thrusters, not carbon fuel based.
    • chinathrow 9 hours ago
      > and one with real combustion rocket engines, the latter was in the video and is "invite only".

      I don't think they'll sell these, at all in the future. No way they'll hound out actual rocket engines to en users. Too much IP in there.

      • DennisP 42 minutes ago
        They might not consider the cold gas thrusters to be particular trade secrets. They're very simple devices.
    • justin66 5 hours ago
      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      You could say the same thing about the Cybertruck.

    • AlexandrB 1 hour ago
      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      If this ships, it will deliver a fraction of what's promised here. My money is on the "flying" version being delayed repeatedly until it's quietly cancelled. Anyone remember the fast battery change stations[1]?

      [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj6LaYFall4

    • dubeye 10 hours ago
      Plenty of concept hypercars barely scrape 100 sales, the point is largley marketing in most cases
    • sicher 12 hours ago
      > .... into a high performance car

      If that is what they have done. That may just be a large drone looking like a car.

    • pastel8739 16 hours ago
      to be fair we don’t actually know yet that this is a high performance car. We only saw it drive a few mph without rocket assistance
      • sicher 11 hours ago
        I would like to know two things:

        1. Why don't they show a driver entering or exiting? 2. How much do that particular "car" weigh?

        • cjbgkagh 4 hours ago
          They imply a heavy weight with the suction downforce numbers but I think those numbers are not real. I’m reminded of neural link where the pig food detector was unimpressive, then shortly later a monkey demo was very impressive, they have since had human trials and humans don’t appear to get anywhere close to that same level.
      • synapsomorphy 16 hours ago
        Good point. It can't have much battery. Also wonder if the propellant/s are cryogenic. Monopropellant? You could tell from analyzing the plume.
        • King-Aaron 12 hours ago
          I've seen a clip that shows under the skin.

          It's compressed air RCS. The compressor, regulators and a ton of hardware take up the entire space from the seats back to literally the very last inch of the car. Hard pipes run along the door frame for the forward RCS, meaning only one person (driver) can sit in it and enter from the drivers side. Huge carbon RCS tanks fill every other space.

          No idea how long it would take to recharge the tanks after venting them.

          There's no room for 'car' stuff in it.

          Interestingly there is a big... sleeve of wizard... that extends down under the car to assist the ground effect fan. Packaging that and the RCS stuff into it is a real engineering feat.

          But it didn't look to have crash structures, or any other production ready hardware.

        • 40four 15 hours ago
          I think everyone is getting too caught up in the Thrust and Rocket variants. There aren’t going to be very many of those. But the base model will just be a regular Tesla.
          • Someone 7 hours ago
            > But the base model will just be a regular Tesla.

            A regular Tesla that sucks, you mean?

            Even the base model has “active aerodynamics and a multi-mode suction system that maximizes downforce for next-level performance on and off the track.”

        • LorenDB 15 hours ago
          Sounds like it was just compressed air (rechargeable on the fly). Impressive if true.
    • modeless 12 hours ago
      The website lists three modes, which all have the fan but differ in thrusters. The variants are: no thrusters (thus no COPV), acceleration-only thrusters, and flying thrusters. The flying one has the disclaimer "Note: Not approved for public road use." OTOH the acceleration-only thrusters may be street legal. However, I expect that the COPV will be kept empty (thus not dangerous) unless you select a special "launch mode".

      Hopefully there will also be a warning siren while it is pressurized. "Dangerous enough to need a warning siren" seems like a plus for the target market, honestly.

    • JeremyNT 4 hours ago
      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model. I wonder if the combustion version will even break 3 figures sales.

      It's staggering to consider how many resources we've diverted from people who could use them into building this novelty.

      If ever there was a sign of a society of decadence in decline, it's that the most powerful person on earth is free to create toys like this exclusively for others in the ruling class.

      • adamsb6 4 hours ago
        When has frontier engineering ever gone directly to low cost mass production?

        "Crazy new thing also crazy expensive" is the norm, not a regression.

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  • izzydata 1 hour ago
    I've never been so convinced by dead internet theory than I am today with this huge wave of bots advertising for Tesla today.
    • ASalazarMX 9 minutes ago
      You gotta admit the car looks nice compared to the Cybertruck, and the technology is indeed impressive. I think it's an organic reaction, unless they're defending Elon personally.

      This is another expensive marketing gimmick nevertheless, and I'm struggling to see the value of it, especially when Tesla is not doing that well.

      • tootie 0 minutes ago
        Nice compared to the biggest flop of the century? Sure. I'd still instantly judge anyone driving this as an asshole.
    • lelandfe 24 minutes ago
      Still waiting for the underground maglev highways and buses, coming any day now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j70GvgXt-lE
  • mNovak 18 minutes ago
    Everyone's focusing on the cold gas thrusters, which of course is very cool, but not actually shocking that it technically could be done (economically is another question).

    But can we talk about the just casually driving straight vertical or sticking to the ceiling? I didn't think that would be technically possible for a 1000kg+ car with probably at least 2" of ground clearance.

    There's presumably very limited stores of compressed gas, so you might get one hop or a couple 0-60 boosts per charge. But with electric fans, suction is a feature with much longer duration (minutes?), so you could feasibly do the batman driving on the tunnel ceiling past traffic trick.

    • LetsGetTechnicl 16 minutes ago
      Saw pictures of its undercarriage on Twitter and it looks like it well have been a empty shell of a car
    • baron816 12 minutes ago
      Really doubt that demo was on a 10k kg car. It was probably stripped down to practically a shell for that trick.
  • elAhmo 6 minutes ago
    Amazing demo.

    Also amazing stupidity of people believing anything close to this will hit the streets. Lies and lies for a decade, and now after a flashy demo it is again "2028".

  • amai 12 minutes ago
    This video states that it takes 2–6 hours to charge the compressed air for the cold-gas thrusters. And then you can use it exactly once before you have to recharge it. The journalist calls it “beautifully pointless.”

    https://youtu.be/JdkIOhFmbKI

  • afavour 17 hours ago
    Looks like a sensible turning down of the Cybertruck aesthetic into something that looks good.

    That said, the production issues with the Cybertruck mean you’d be a fool to reserve one of these. Let others do it, find out how late it arrives, what glued panels fall off at speed and wait for the inevitable recalls. Tesla has torched their engineering reputation lately and this page is making a lot of promises about revolutionary things.

    • MetaWhirledPeas 51 minutes ago
      > Let others do it, find out how late it arrives, what glued panels fall off at speed and wait for the inevitable recalls.

      Sound advice for people looking for a practical car. But if you have Lambo money who cares? I have never seen a supercar described as reliable.

    • gopalv 16 hours ago
      > what glued panels fall off

      The Lotus Elise was famously glued together instead of welds. The original Roadster also had the same innards.

      This is clearly not a car for someone who wants to go from A to B, but a lot of Tesla components gets binned together for the next iteration of the cheaper car because they always order too many of them.

      Oddly enough this makes their cheaper cars more reliable than the expensive ones (think about the Audis right when Ferdinand Piech took over Lamborgini).

      • majormajor 16 hours ago
        > Oddly enough this makes their cheaper cars more reliable than the expensive ones

        That's pretty standard. An M3 has long pushed the tolerances of things in the engine more than a base-model 3 series. An S-class has more whiz-bang-hope-it-still-works-in-ten-years stuff than a C-class. A Lexus has more going on than a boring base Corolla.

        • giva 6 hours ago
          That is the norm in all "sporty" stuff. Expensive car/motorbikes/bicycles use light alloys that wear out much faster than heavier, cheaper materials
    • nradov 16 hours ago
      This type of vehicle isn't intended to drive at speed, at least not very far. It's targeted at collectors who will park it in a garage with their other supercars. It's a status symbol with wheels, not transportation or even a toy for track days. (And I don't mean that as a criticism, there's nothing wrong with wealthy people buying collectibles.)
      • luqtas 16 hours ago
        > (And I don't mean that as a criticism, there's nothing wrong with wealthy people buying collectibles.)

        there's a whole lot of systemic issues with wealthy people buying low-poly cars to their collection.

        • m463 15 hours ago
          Don't make fun of the Delorean. Or The Thing.
        • wallst07 7 hours ago
          What systemic issues?
          • jayd16 2 hours ago
            Issues like "should society allow an economic system that leads to such vast wealth inequality?"
      • alasdair_ 16 hours ago
        It’s not premium enough for collectors. I could see plenty of tech people buying one as a daily driver that they also take to the track though.
        • dd8601fn 9 hours ago
          $250k deposit for the mid tier? They’ll be in some Saudi collections for sure.
    • jbm 16 hours ago
      Everyone is talking about the Cybertruck, but both the 3 and the Y have plenty of engineering problems as well. I believe both cars are listed as below-average reliability by CR.

      Worse, there are no 3rd parties producing cheaper suspension parts, so your old Model 3 is going to have to spend 2000-3000$ on an yearly basis until you get sick of fixing the suspension. Tesla claims to have fixed the issue on newer models (and apparently they did a lot of work on the suspension), but they don't really take responsibility for their old cars so I doubt they will take responsibility when their design causes problems for you.

      I do enjoy driving my 2019 SR+ Model 3, but I hate when people do the whole "Well on first principles, EVs have less parts so they are more reliable..." thing. My Toyota Sienna has been far more reliable than the Model 3, despite having many, many more parts.

      • motionlessveloc 16 hours ago
        Early Model 3/Ys built in the US were unreliable. The ones built in Shanghai, though, are excellent. Berlin is somewhere in the middle.

        FWIW, I'm into my fourth year of (Chinese-built) Model 3 ownership and it's been rock solid, the only services so far were to replace the air filter and wipers.

        • robotresearcher 13 hours ago
          Ooh, and tires I hope! Mine eats tires.
        • Waterluvian 14 hours ago
          Kind of a silly question but I want to be sure I’m piecing together a fair picture: both of those are five minute tasks you do yourself outside the auto parts store / driveway, right?
          • Rohansi 14 hours ago
            Accessing the air filter on the Model 3 isn't great but yes, can do it yourself. Many people just pay someone else to do things like this though.
            • moepstar 6 hours ago
              ???

              Rip away center tunnel carpet on rhs (lhd vehicle), remove 2 screws from below glove compartment, fold away panel, remove cap from filter compartment, remove 2 filters - put back together in reverse order.

              That's literally a 20 minute job if you about know what you should be doing - a.k.a. read about the process in the free service manual of Tesla (only need an account, free) or watched a YT video...

              • Rohansi 5 hours ago
                The difficulty is more related to the tight spot it's in and not the process.
          • browningstreet 14 hours ago
            Yes. Or roll it into a $80 service charge when you get anything else done at a Tesla service center. Like the air filters.
      • rpmisms 13 hours ago
        So many things you just said are wrong. The control arms are 100k mile parts, and you can easily replace them with Unplugged Performance versions for under $1k.
        • plqbfbv 11 hours ago
          And I have no idea what kind of driving he's doing to spend 2-3k$/y . I got Front Upper Control Arms replaced under warranty, exactly once, in the lifetime of my 2019 M3 (also Fremont-built). I do a yearly inspection just to catch issues before they have a chance to become really problematic, but for the past 4 years I've always been told that "the car's underside is just perfect, there's nothing wrong with it".
        • jbm 11 hours ago
          Would you like to see the bills I got from Tesla? I've shared them before and I'm happy to do it again.

          (Also my Tesla is 74.5k miles, so nowhere near 100k)

          -edit-

          I was a victim of misinformation from my local EV repair shop.

          https://www.dormanproducts.com/pages/products/oe-fix/article...

          The prices you are talking about are incorrect but there are 3rd party parts now.

      • kibwen 15 hours ago
        > My Toyota Sienna has been far more reliable than the Model 3, despite having many, many more parts.

        This is less about EVs vs ICEs and more about Toyota's engineering quality vs Tesla's engineering quality, which is hovering somewhere in the vicinity of Homer Simpson's barbecue pit.

        • jbm 11 hours ago
          I should note that I didn't mean to imply it was inherent that EVs were less reliable, but rather, that engineering mattered and Tesla's engineering always had underdeveloped parts.
        • Waterluvian 14 hours ago
          Hey now. Homer’s BBQ pit was a work of art, built through pure passion of emotion.
    • doginasuit 16 hours ago
      That was my first thought, Cybertruck: The Car. But then it drove up a wall and stopped on the ceiling and flew down. That was awesome. I'm sure it will be a nightmare to own.
    • combobyte 17 hours ago
      > glued panels fall off at speed

      Given some of the tauted 'features' of this thing, I'd be more concerned about it blowing up in my driveway.

    • Gud 13 hours ago
      Looks good? The previous version looked incredible. This looks like the Delorean and the Cybertruck had an unwanted child.
    • m463 15 hours ago
      I liked the rounded one lots better:

      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/NextGenT...

      (just personal preference)

    • rgbrenner 16 hours ago
      at least the CyberTruck shipped.

      9 years since the announcement of Roadster v2, people who paid 50k deposits are still waiting.

      Time to up the promises, and ask for more $50k deposits for v3!

    • m463 15 hours ago
      • F7F7F7 13 hours ago
        Reminds me of the car they'd dress up to look like a Countach, the Fiero.
    • mcrk 11 hours ago
      I just wanted to get one for $1mln I have laying somwhere, but now I'll wait for more reviews. Thanks for the tip.
      • dzhiurgis 10 hours ago
        Just buy it in 15 years when it has depreciated to nothing /s
    • F7F7F7 13 hours ago
      Looks like a Fiero
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      • estearum 16 hours ago
        Tesla's most recent project was the largest flop in automotive history lol.
        • mrheosuper 16 hours ago
          You mean Cybertruck? Hate it or not, there are bigger flops in automotive history. The history is long and broad.
          • pseudosavant 16 hours ago
            Not many. Elon said their plan was to produce 500k per year and they did less than 5% (15k) of that over the last year. Their installed production capacity is 125k.

            The Ford Edsel is widely regarded as one of the greatest car flops of all time and it sold 60k cars per year for their 2-year production run.

            The CyberTruck is a massively bigger flop than that.

            • dzhiurgis 10 hours ago
              Batteries are just not there. Rivian is not selling that well, Lightning got cancelled. New Ford truck looks interesting tho.

              As for Cybertruck - they don't seem to be dropping the prices just yet and prices on secondary market haven't collapsed either. Like it or not - it's here to stay.

          • estearum 16 hours ago
            Name a few that you think are bigger and by what metric you think so.

            I doubt any program has lost the $1 to $1.5 billion that Cybertruck is reasonably estimated to have lost. And that’s including their quarter where SpaceX bought like 20% of their production for definitely-totally-legitimate-reasons.

            • m463 15 hours ago
              Following a loss of over $250 million (equivalent to $2.72 billion in 2025 dollars) on development, manufacturing, and marketing on the model line, Ford quietly discontinued the Edsel brand in November 1959, shortly after the 1960 model line was introduced

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edsel

              • estearum 5 hours ago
                Edsel was definitely riddled with unforced errors, but perhaps most importantly they launched into a recession. Especially for a car targeted at aspirational middle class, cars are notoriously sensitive to recessions.

                Quite different from launching a failure into roaring consumer spending and cheap debt.

            • mrheosuper 14 hours ago
              • estearum 5 hours ago
                That's a surprising one! Good flag
          • bdangubic 16 hours ago
            definitely not biggest flop but it has by far the biggest hype-to-flop ratio.
      • henrikschroder 16 hours ago
        The latest car Tesla released, the cybertruck, was one of the biggest automotive flops ever, production is essentially halted, demand is non-existant.

        Tesla announced and started taking reservations for their roadster TEN YEARS AGO. People who made reservations and paid the $50k-$250k cost are STILL WAITING.

        And now Tesla has announced yet another vapourware car, with a controversial design, taking reservation money again.

        If you fall for this, you are a fool.

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        • mjmsmith 16 hours ago
          I don't hate Tesla either. I'm actually a bit disappointed knowing that I will never consider buying one for the rest of my life.
  • mbowcut2 29 minutes ago
    So, if you crash and the air tank ruptures do you just... die?
  • FabHK 16 hours ago
    There are three configurations:

    - Performance: road ready, seats two, active aero and a “multi-mode suction system.” 0-60 mph in under 1.6 seconds. Available by reservation.

    - Thrust: race ready, seats two, adds rear-mounted cold-gas thrusters. 0-60 mph in under 0.9 seconds. Limited release.

    - Rocket: seats one, adds thrusters around the perimeter of the car for upward and rotational movement. 0-60 mph in under 0.59 seconds and a top speed of over 230 mph. Invite only.

    Per Electrek: https://electrek.co/2026/10/15/tesla-unveils-cyberfied-new-r...

    • david927 16 hours ago
      This is incredible engineering and deserves nothing but applause.
      • j4k0bfr 15 hours ago
        It's only incredible engineering once it performs in the hands of buyers. It's an incredible demo until then.
        • Roland303 2 hours ago
          I thought it was less of a demo and more like perfromance art?
        • ashdksnndck 13 hours ago
          They still had to engineer the demo unit.
          • haspok 9 hours ago
            Which may have been tailored for the demo - for example, put a very small battery pack in there, so that the weight is much lower than the weight of the actual car would be - it only needs to drive a few meters, doesn't it?

            Based on the record of Musk & co straight out LYING in such events (remember Solarcity?), I am very confident in saying that a large portion of what they demonstrated they have not actually solved how to fit in a real production car.

          • wallst07 7 hours ago
            There is no amount of evidence that will ever change the minds of some of these posters.

            They could be in the unit when its happening and there would still be some counterclaim.

            • dlisboa 6 hours ago
              Tesla did it to themselves. They have a long history of claiming stuff and never actually delivering. Or delivering a washed down version that never makes commercial difference.
            • Breza 5 hours ago
              Once WhistlingDiesel posts a stress test of the thrusters, I'll believe they're legit
        • bigstrat2003 15 hours ago
          It's not like demos are bereft of engineering. It's still incredible engineering even if they never ship a single car.
          • j4k0bfr 11 hours ago
            Unfortunately, it's impossible for us to verify what parts of the demo are 'realistic'. Did they use assisting technologies (e.g. a wire rig)? Is anything repeatable, or are the components one-and-done?

            The software industry has taught me how sneaky a demo can be ;). That's without considering Tesla's history of bonkers claims and sus demos (anyone else remember the bulletproof windows?).

            Edit: Removed a rhetorical question about the demo. Apparently there was a live audience, so they couldn't have just made a very tiny Roadster haha.

            • vessenes 5 hours ago
              I'd really like to understand how you think a wire rig could support the flipping in mid air and stuff; that would be some great engineering. How do you imagine that would work?
              • digdugdirk 2 hours ago
                Pinned at the front and back on a rotating axis down the centreline of the car, with the "car" itself being mostly lightweight composite with zero internal components other than the necessary air tanks and a large RC car motor to get it to roll up to the jump point? For the support structure, just put some dark matte scaffolding in the background so it stays out of shot and hidden by the light show. It wouldn't be too far off from standard wirework for movie stunts, and the compressed air could still do enough work to fool the eye. It's not like people have an innate sense for what a gas thruster powered flying car should look like anyway.

                But you know, that's just off the top of my head.

                • vessenes 1 hour ago
                  I don’t think that would work here where you have to support a 170 degree y axis rotation and then a 180 degree x axis rotation with a wall on one side. I think it would work for the jumping the semi demo though!
            • EgregiousCube 6 hours ago
              I wouldn't say the bulletproof window demo was "sus" - that was just a Windows-crashing-during-the-demo screwup. They didn't fake the stress test on stage :)
            • atonse 3 hours ago
              Yeah, they literally said they had a live audience to address the criticism that these videos would've been AI generated.
            • mlindner 7 hours ago
              There was no wire rig either as there's nothing above the car...
      • matsemann 8 hours ago
        Who are you to decide it's not allowed any criticism at all?
      • afavour 15 hours ago
        It’s a spec sheet. It will be incredible engineering when it’s in the hands of customers.
        • dd8601fn 9 hours ago
          It’s incredible engineering right now.
          • afavour 7 hours ago
            A one off, incredibly staged demo is not proof that the engineering is real.
      • UltraSane 57 minutes ago
        It is incredible engineering and also a enormous waste of effort by a car company that seems to have stopped caring about releasing cars for the mass market.
      • stouset 9 hours ago
        This is a tech demo until it actually ships. Actual engineering requires things like cost effectiveness, reliability, and reparability that are yet to be seen.

        It’s not like this is the first time that Elon has overpromised and underdelivered.

      • mihaaly 10 hours ago
        Engineering is practical, not self serving entertainment. This may be classified as interesting technological study perhaps.
      • darkstar999 15 hours ago
        "My heart goes out to you"
      • cr125rider 15 hours ago
        Uhhhh sure if rocket propulsion is fair game now? Seems a little overdone. Is my local DOT okay with this?
    • sfblah 12 hours ago
      The corpses that this thing generates will be astonishing.
      • voska 6 hours ago
        This is exactly what a horse and buggy owner would say to the new "automobile" announcement
        • ceejayoz 5 hours ago
          Sure. But it's also what a horse and buggy owner would say to "make the horse go faster by giving it a lethal dose of laxatives, the poop will propel you".

          Not every criticism from someone with a conflict of interest is invalid.

          • sfblah 3 hours ago
            Yeah. I don’t think anyone thinks cars with thrusters are a good idea on normal roads cmon.
    • stogot 1 hour ago
      What is the suction useful for? The engineering blows my mind but why would someone use this? Does it help on turns?
    • Mawr 13 hours ago
      > every usable void in the car is packed with carbon-fiber overwrapped pressure vessels (COPVs) to store compressed gas

      Hahah, the failure modes are going to be exciting.

    • cavoirom 8 hours ago
      The rocket version is the real life bat-mobile to me. Impressive.
  • delichon 17 hours ago
    The livestream has the stunts: https://x.com/Tesla/status/2110788059008819215
    • accountrequired 16 hours ago
      Cool!!! Whoever thinks this is *not cool* please, leave your cool card at the door
      • ashkankiani 28 minutes ago
        This sounds like it was written by Elon when he was posing as one of his family members. (in case people forgot he did that)
      • flowerlad 15 hours ago
        Cool, but not realistic. This is a prototype, if you have enough money you can build a prototype car that does just about anything. When the car starts shipping the "cool" features will be missing.
      • archagon 15 hours ago
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        • sippingabonedry 14 hours ago
          It's not for you.
        • abletonlive 13 hours ago
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          • Arodex 10 hours ago
            Have you heard starlink cut access to Ukrainians in the middle of an attack? The story has been buried on HN (wonder why). Who is the "killjoy"?

            But please, give more money and fame to Musk, so that he can get Paxton elected. He's already down a quarter billion $ trying to make that lying cheater senator.

            • rapsey 9 hours ago
              Starshield which is operated and funded by the US GOV. Some of you really need to touch some grass if you think military war technology is not controlled by the US GOV.
              • thrance 9 hours ago
                Get real. Musk was on Twitter viciously attacking Zelensky as Starlinked service waw pulled from Ukraine. Musk makes no secret of his support for Putin and the other despots of our world.

                "Zelensky has gone too far" said Musk. Not Putin, not Trump, specifically Zelensky.

                • rapsey 7 hours ago
                  What part of funded and operated by the US GOV is hard to understand?
                  • thrance 6 hours ago
                    Oh poor, precious, Elon! It wasn't his fault! Couldn't possibly be his fault! He holds no power over POTUS! None at all over the GOP! He's not a Russia sympathizer at all!

                    Musk donated a quarter billion dollars to the GOP for this election cycle alone. He has been attacking Zelensky and siding with Russia for a long while. If he wasn't on board with this, he'd have made a fuss about it on X, as he does with literally everything else. Instead, he came up with this pathetic excuse of "it's all Trump", but only after being pressed about the whole sitation. Exactly the kind of slimy and weak behaviour we have come to expect from the guy.

          • 10111001 13 hours ago
            > Holy shit some of you are seriously just joyless wet blankets. Please touch grass

            Yeah, like why do people keep going on an on about all the bad stuff the Nazis did, instead of enjoying their rocket planes and other cool stuff? Total joyless wet blankets. /s

            • abletonlive 12 hours ago
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            • trombuance 12 hours ago
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              • Arodex 10 hours ago
                It is not as if Musk was trying to fan a race war in the UK and wasn't participating in AfD meetings. And spending a quarter billion dollars (!) to prop up Ken fucking Paxton.
              • amanaplanacanal 10 hours ago
                I think it was the Nazi salute that sealed the deal for a lot of people.
        • Grombobulous 14 hours ago
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          • utkarsh858 9 hours ago
            USAID was a US designated regime change operation, funding thousands of anarchists worldwide to do CIA bidding. Is there a government US doesn't like? Sure fund the rioters, opposition media to bring a violent end to regime, in garb of funding NGOs and doing charity.

            Bangladesh, South American countries are perfect examples of it.

            I don't like Elon but am forever in debt to him for bringing an end to this madness.

          • moomoo11 13 hours ago
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            • florkbork 13 hours ago
              Refute it then with something other than name calling and hurt feelings.

              'cause these folks did the math: https://www.thelancet.com/article/S0140-6736(25)01186-9/full...

              • somenameforme 11 hours ago
                With models you always need to look at assumptions. The paper there assumes 0 adaptation/replacement, simply correlates reductions in mortality with USAID funding trends without even attempting to assess causality, operates entirely at population (as opposed to individual) level analysis, and more. So you're looking at an extreme high end ballpark that is not intended to be used as a prediction or measurement of what will happen. In the study's own words:

                ---

                ".. the primary aim of our analysis was not to model in detail the full range of potential USAID defunding scenarios or their varied effects. Instead, it was to estimate the consequences of a worst-case scenario—defined by the most severe funding cuts—relative to a business-as-usual continuation of USAID operations. Importantly, our goal was not to forecast the exact all-age and child mortality by 2030, but to compare two parallel scenarios that differ only in the path of the main exposure variable.."

                ---

                The vacuum USAID has left began being rapidly filled and replaced by other countries - most notably China but also including the EU nations, Mideast, and many others. You'll be able to look at the death rate of countries like Nigeria (where USAID spending was quite high) in the near future to see the impact. If it was anywhere near as significant as the extreme scenarios, it'll show up very visibly in the death rate data. I do not expect we will see anything like that.

                • Grombobulous 6 hours ago
                  My original snarky comment that I wanted to post was basically “Sounds like America is now a broke loser and we’ll let other countries like China hold all the soft power moving forward” and I think you made that case perfectly.
      • craigmcnamara 2 hours ago
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    • daemonologist 13 hours ago
      The flying-on-RCS-in-gravity reminds me of those old videos of exoatmospheric kill vehicle tests: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnofCyaWhI0

      Patently absurd, of course, but amazing too.

    • silisili 16 hours ago
      This is something straight out of Rocket League. Completely impractical, but awesome at the same time.
    • charlesfries 17 hours ago
      What is the practical use case of this? https://x.com/JehovaTrades/status/2110906028971938252
      • ndriscoll 16 hours ago
        Literally dozens of scenarios have been documented. e.g. https://youtube.com/watch?v=f1B21Nd9oZ4&t=1000s
      • soderfoo 15 hours ago
        Americans will do anything to avoid roundabouts.
      • cjbgkagh 17 hours ago
        Neat, but that car has to be practically empty. It appears to have very low inertia.

        By rough estimate, using hydroxide jet packs as a reference, I’d say they got it down to about 600kg.

      • iugtmkbdfil834 17 hours ago
        You were never stuck in traffic I take it:D Insurance will be a bitch, but people will move out of your way.
        • throwaway173738 6 hours ago
          FWIW if you’re that concerned about scaring other people out of your way you could just wave a gun around out the driver’s side window. You’d spend less money and get your desired effect.
          • iugtmkbdfil834 6 hours ago
            Why would you suggest something so unnecessarily violent?
            • mcmcmc 40 minutes ago
              Cars kill just as many people as guns
      • mrheosuper 16 hours ago
        WTF, that the most cartoonist thing i've seen today. Does it really have to do the flip ?
      • mcmcmc 42 minutes ago
        Flexing on the poors
      • carlosjobim 14 hours ago
        What is the practical use case of having a bunch of high powered jets all around the car? It could be used to automatically avoid fatal accidents, or at least reduce risk and damage in an accident situation. I thought everybody who watched the presentation video would reach that conclusion.
        • root_axis 8 hours ago
          > It could be used to automatically avoid fatal accidents

          I find it genuinely hilarious that anyone could possibly think this is a good idea.

          • carlosjobim 8 hours ago
            What are you even doing in an open conversation forum if you are that close minded to ideas?

            It doesn't take much imagination took think of several situations where an automated system can help. Modern vehicles already have several automatic systems to prevent accidents and they work.

            • root_axis 4 hours ago
              Why don't you use that vivid imagination of yours to picture the kind of carnage a car autonomously jumping around in traffic would cause.

              You can't possibly be serious lol.

              • carlosjobim 55 minutes ago
                Do the air bags in your car go off at random while you're in traffic? If not, then why do you think a system using these jets to avoid accidents would?

                Also where does the habit of ending angry messages with lol or lmao come from, which I only see here on HN?

                • ceejayoz 20 minutes ago
                  > Do the air bags in your car go off at random while you're in traffic?

                  https://www.nhtsa.gov/air-bags/deadly-air-bag-replacements

                  "After the air bags were replaced and the vehicle was involved in a crash, the air bag inflators malfunctioned and ruptured, sending large metal fragments into drivers’ chests, necks, eyes and faces, leading to death or severe injury."

                  So yes, safety features sometimes have flaws.

                  > If not, then why do you think a system using these jets to avoid accidents would?

                  For starters, airbags are reactive to an impact, not predictive in anticipation of it.

                  "We're going to crash" is harder to assess than "hey a crumple sensor in the front bumper just got wiped out".

                  (The airbag is also deeply unlikely to obliterate a different car, pedestrian, or bike during deployment. They're simply not comparable to a rocket engine on the outside of the car!)

            • ceejayoz 5 hours ago
              You seem a little closed-minded towards the possibility of genuinely bad ideas even existing.
        • ceejayoz 5 hours ago
          > It could be used to automatically avoid fatal accidents…

          Or make a few! https://www.space.com/space-exploration/launches-spacecraft/...

          > SpaceX thinks it knows why its newest Starship spacecraft went boom this week. "Initial analysis indicates the potential failure of a pressurized tank known as a COPV, or composite overwrapped pressure vessel, containing gaseous nitrogen in Starship's nosecone area, but the full data review is ongoing," the company wrote in an update on Thursday (June 19).

        • sippingabonedry 14 hours ago
          You are correct in that almost nobody commenting here watched the presentation.
        • garte 11 hours ago
          you know what happens to you if a jet engine moves your car out of the way? you have the accident inside your car by yourself, you become the accident. physics states that all forces will be equal.
        • doublerabbit 13 hours ago
          If the car doesn't cause fatal accidents in the first place.
      • morkalork 17 hours ago
        To play Spy Hunter irl?
      • td521534f12 17 hours ago
        To brag to other, lesser billionaires.
      • ls612 16 hours ago
        To show off? Like whatever you think of it the market for supercars is rich men who want to show off so Tesla is playing in that market.
      • phoghed 16 hours ago
        Uhh to be sick af?
    • robotnikman 14 hours ago
      I'll admit, that was pretty cool
    • abrookewood 15 hours ago
      Fast forward to 11:15 to see the tricks.
    • B1FF_PSUVM 17 hours ago
      Some smart cookies put up a scam video topping Google searches for the announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lmBq00utE

      AI Elon pressure selling "act decisively, double your money" by transferring crypto to some wallet and getting 2x back - yeah, right

      (PS Google shut it down)

      • kkotak 14 hours ago
        Youtube terminated the account :)
  • micheljansen 23 minutes ago
    I guess that puts the final nail in the coffin of the 2019 Roadster that was announced but never arrived. Shame, because I loved how it looked. Some of its aesthetic lives on in the Highland Model 3 at least.
  • aresant 17 hours ago
    This was 100% precursor to the absorption of Tesla into SpaceX and I’m here for it

    https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-spac...

    • hiitsmyaccount 16 hours ago
      Yes, let's combine Twitter, an AI company, and a space company with a solar company, car company, battery company, and robotics company, so that we can have one huge valuation that can't be possibly delivered upon and losses will be absorbed for a short period. What could go wrong?
      • atonse 3 hours ago
        Have you heard of the concept of Conglomerates?

        In the US, GE makes your microwave, aircraft engines, and also the gas turbine your power plant uses.

        Siemens makes appliances, MRI machines, and even nuclear reactors I believe.

        Or in Korea: Samsung, Hyundai, LG. Samsung makes chips, TVs, washing machines.

        Japan: Mistubishi makes washing machines and excavators and mining equipment.

        India: Reliance has cell phone service, grocery stores, and oil rigs. Tata makes cars, has tier 1 datacenters, and runs hotels too.

        This is hardly a novel idea.

      • gizajob 16 hours ago
        Japanese companies manage fine doing this kind of thing.
        • CoolestBeans 13 hours ago
          Japanese keiretsu also usually have a bank at their center or have both horizontal and vertical integrations. Where they don't have integration, they at least have financial integration. Whatever Musk is doing is far less cohesive in every way.
          • tim333 2 hours ago
            Musk's hype the stuff up, raise money, can be applied to any venture.
            • CoolestBeans 2 hours ago
              The only charitable part of this idea is that it will insulate the stock price from the actual balance sheet. It asks investors not if they want to invest in an EV automaker but in "Elon Musk Inc" essentially. He's been doing some variation of this his whole career, this would just give him the ability to dilute the numbers of each component industry further. The problem is the brand name of Elon Musk is worth a lot less than it was in the 10s.
          • dzhiurgis 9 hours ago
            Did you forget X money and Musk's literally first job being in a bank?
            • CoolestBeans 2 hours ago
              A payments platform is not a bank. Beyond the services being different and the customers being different (consumers vs businesses), both had to partner with... well a bank, to provide the actual financial services.
        • Gigachad 16 hours ago
          Do they have a gigantic tumor like twitter and Space AI slapped on the side? If all of the products were profitable it would work.
          • gizajob 16 hours ago
            I don’t have time to look up whatever Masayoshi Son has wasted a few billion dollars on today, but yes kinda.
          • atonse 3 hours ago
            Reliance in India basically ran a severe loss for Jio (their new mobile network where they essentially gave the country free mobile internet), but paid for by the profits of their fossil fuel business.

            For a while, didn't Amazon do the same? They basically ran a loss with Amazon retail but profits on AWS, until they spun off?

            So yes, this is fairly common with conglomerates, (Amazon sold diapers at a loss to put diapers.com out of business). And in fact, this tactic is a target for anti-trust laws where they exist.

          • dd8601fn 9 hours ago
            I think Twitter is the one that actually makes money.

            Until they sold all their compute to anthropic, Ai was the boat anchor.

            • dansquizsoft 8 hours ago
              Starlink makes the money.

              No way in hell is Twitter making a lick of profit.

          • wnmurphy 15 hours ago
            I'm glad someone else gets it.
        • AlotOfReading 16 hours ago
          What about Tesla's management style would you call Japanese?
          • gizajob 16 hours ago
            I’m highlighting that companies can and do have all kinds of departments doing seemingly unrelated things if they want to.
            • AlotOfReading 15 hours ago
              I'm pointing out that Japanese companies can do that because they're organized and managed like Japanese companies. Tesla is not, and in fact lacks pretty much all the organizing characteristics and long term planning that enables keiretsu to function.
              • gizajob 8 hours ago
                Don’t think it requires layers and layers of management attending meetings for 12 hours a day to function as a prerequisite.
          • merekmob 15 hours ago
            Kamikaze
      • fnordpiglet 16 hours ago
        It would almost be as big a monstrosity as Amazon
      • burnerRhodov3 16 hours ago
        but... All elon companies. More valuable bundled, because all the elon lovers don't have to pick where they throw their tithes. I'd love it even more if they throw in a tunnel construction and a human brain implant company in the mix while they are at it.
      • killbot5000 16 hours ago
        Tesla-Yutani
      • mrheosuper 11 hours ago
        Add weapon and tank and they will reach the scale of Samsung.
    • wnmurphy 15 hours ago
      This would be a horrible deal for Tesla investors.

      Long-term investors would lose about 40% of their investment to subsidize the inflated valuation of X (bought by xAI), the inflated valuation of xAI (bought by SpaceX), and SpaceX (whose valuation is based on the assumption that demand for inference is effectively unlimited, and that everyone will prefer hardware in space over Earth).

      The valuation of both companies was inflated prior to acquisition, and Tesla shareholders will be asked to dilute their investment by absorbing that cumulative inflation.

      Not even to mention that Musk would have exclusive control over the entire conglomerate, with not even the pretense of a Board to check his power.

      When even Steven Mark Ryan is like "let's pump the breaks a little bit," you know it's bad.

      • mlsu 2 hours ago
        It’s about Elon’s control over these companies. Creating a valuable company with durable revenue that produces products that the market actually wants, with stable governance by a board representing the shareholders of the company? Bah! What am I, a sucker?

        He wants control, so that he can use investor’s cash to do epic stuff like humanoid robots, cyber trucks, an AI that tells you that apartheid was actually cool, rocket cars, real life brain controlled robot bacon chungus, etc.

      • parineum 14 hours ago
        > SpaceX (whose valuation is based on the assumption that demand for inference is effectively unlimited, and that everyone will prefer hardware in space over Earth).

        Well, that and being the only reusable rocket company ever with an even bigger version on the horizon and a global Internet service that's about to get a whole lot better thanks to aforementioned rocket. Both of which are hugely profitable.

        • amanaplanacanal 10 hours ago
          Rockets and Internet service are a tiny part of the valuation. It's mostly imaginary AI related sales.
          • parineum 4 hours ago
            You don't know why people value the company and excluding the two very profitable parts of the business in your list is obviously misleading to the point that anyone reading that should be offended that you think they are that stupid.
    • mlsu 2 hours ago
      Yeup. In 2025–

      “Other shareholder meetings are snoozefests but ours are bangers. Look at this. This is sick.”

      Elon’s pay package: he gets 400 million Tesla shares if he raises the market cap of tesla(xspacextwitterxAIx) to $8.5 trillion (nominal). He spent a cool 250 mil on making friends with the republicans, so as to ensure that his incoming epic awesome merger is not blocked.

      A merger, plus the amount of inflation this government has already produced over the next decade, will probably see X co hitting Elon’s salary goals.

  • okdood64 17 hours ago
    Okay that's one of the coolest things I've seen in a while since the rockets landing.

    Car looks half decent too.

    • doublerabbit 17 hours ago
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      • okdood64 17 hours ago
        I like the fun retro look, similar to the N Vision 74 [1]. This actually has some taste unlike the Cybertruck.

        1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyundai_N_Vision_74

        • jchw 17 hours ago
          I really wonder why I think the N Vision 74 looks so much better; it just has more personality somehow. I do agree though that the new Roadster looks a lot less bad than the Cybertruck.
        • doublerabbit 17 hours ago
          I'd agree with you and merit the design has more thought as an upgrade to the look of the cybertruck. However it still looks like something to be left in a scrap heap of a destruction derby within Tron.

          Dislike the design, look and edge of it. Feels cold. Each to their own.

    • johnnyApplePRNG 17 hours ago
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      • gexla 17 hours ago
        I guess you didn't see the video of a car sitting on a ramp upside down, doing flips in the air, jumping over a semi and other cars...

        Odd world we live in when we don't see that as being cool. But, we're seemingly headed there. At some point, it's going to be hard to imagine something that could surprise me.

        • iugtmkbdfil834 17 hours ago
          << I guess you didn't see the video of a car sitting on a ramp upside down, doing flips in the air, jumping over a semi and other cars...

          It is weird. I am not fan of Musk, but one has to have some crazy blinders on not to give him credit here.

          << At some point, it's going to be hard to imagine something that could surprise me.

          It is hard to believe your eyes -- I assumed it was magnetic or something initially.

          • dozerly 16 hours ago
            Other demos, like the humanoid robot one, were entirely fake so wouldn’t be surprised.
            • dawnerd 16 hours ago
              Also wouldn't be that crazy for them to put together a demo that'll never actually be a production vehicle. Dunno why anyone thinks this will ever ship like this. One thing to market a car, another to just show off features that just wont be real.
              • myko 15 hours ago
                Tesla have a history of doing exactly this
          • wnmurphy 15 hours ago
            > I am not fan of Musk, but one has to have some crazy blinders on not to give him credit here.

            Tesla does have ~700k other employees.

            • iugtmkbdfil834 6 hours ago
              What exactly is your point here? That credit is not his to taken? That credit should be distributed between 700k employees? You gave me little to go on.
          • doublerabbit 16 hours ago
            >> It is weird. I am not fan of Musk, but one has to have some crazy blinders on not to give him credit here.

            For what? For an unpractical vehicle that now has the ability to launch and crush another car? If said to be true. As if driving wasn't already dangerous and stupid enough.

            If he would show maturity for a change rather than his childhood antics then I would give him credit.

            • iugtmkbdfil834 16 hours ago
              << If he would show some and maturity for a change rather than his childhood antics then I would give him credit.

              Man only manages to coordinate an engineering feat and your response is "why can he not offer something responsible like a lightly breaded toast"?

              Beyond the obvious part where I say that his antics are part of the product demonstration ( roadster is space moment being another notable moment ), is your objection truly that he didn't come to the podium with a clipboard and say:

              " Begin communication - it jumps - it go up upside down - it can go 0-60 in 1 sec End of communication."

              Fuck man. Where has your wonder gone?

              • dpark 14 hours ago
                Despite your previous claim, you seem to be quite the fan of Musk.
                • iugtmkbdfil834 6 hours ago
                  Heh, geez luise. I didn't realize I would have to prove my bona fides. If you cared that much, you could traverse my post history to see otherwise. Hell, I shorted TSLA this year alone more often than not. I am not a fan, but you have to be willfully blind to not appreciate his impact.
              • doublerabbit 14 hours ago
                > Fuck man. Where has your wonder gone?

                You can't wonder when the man offering the wonder is a man of fraud. It's 2026 and we are now spiralling in to a pit of despair with no return.

                Elon shows no care to the world or you. It sounds like you have fallen hold to his playbook of a new shiny toy you'll probably never own outright.

                We have wars going on killing innocent people and then have a man who disables Starlink.

                A man who raided your country, America. Sabotaging jobs of hard workers, important folk and ruining their lives. Does that not matter now for which we should forget the governmental damage caused due to his "DOGE" antics?

                There is no wonder in fracking, cruelty to animals or destruction of planetary resources.

                You know he fracks right and know that his brain-chip has tortured innocent animals?

                That is all fine if folk want to live in fantasy land, I do not. I want to live in a functioning real land.

                You want wonder? I've been wondering when humanity will actually work together and improve society but that's just wishing upon a dying star.

                His toys and vision do not align with mine and his fraud outweighs any ingenuity that may come from.

                You want to know something else? He's not even American, he's South African.

                If you're a democratic voter and you buy this car, you're no worse than the republican president. You might as well vote for republican seeing as you are supporting a fraudulent South African republican reality.

                I am English who lives in the United Kingdom. If you wanted an outside in perspective you got one.

                • wallst07 7 hours ago
                  We're talking about a car, not a person. Get a grip.
                  • doublerabbit 6 hours ago
                    A car produced by a man of fraud.

                    Not sure what you can't grasp.

                    • iugtmkbdfil834 6 hours ago
                      Hmm. Ok. But as a question of thought experiment, do you think you can offer your position on the car presentation AS IF Musk was not presenting it or be connected to it or even existed. In other words, can you judge it merely based on what you saw?
              • joquarky 16 hours ago
                Hard to have wonder about billionaire toys when I have to choose between medicine and food.
                • iugtmkbdfil834 15 hours ago
                  This is a real question and not a bait: if you are that hard pressed.. why are you here arguing with a rando over billionaire toys and not securing medicine and/or food?
                  • dpark 14 hours ago
                    You imagine people with lower means should spend 100% of their time working?
                    • iugtmkbdfil834 6 hours ago
                      I imagine that we are all human. As such, I know that when I am hungry, I don't spend time trolling HN. Nice strawman:D
        • throwayay58373 17 hours ago
          The HN crowd isn't what it used to be. Technology doesn't excite most people here anywhere.
          • chrisstanchak 16 hours ago
            Yea a bunch of lamers. Bring back the hackers.
          • raddan 16 hours ago
            I know you’re using a throwaway account but in case you come back to read this: we’re all tired of being scammed. Virtually every hot tech company now routinely overpromises and underdelivers. Some products are scams; some products kind of work but at great personal risk to oneself and others. The future we are excited about is one where technology SOLVES ACTUAL PROBLEMS.
            • throwayay58373 4 hours ago
              How is this scamming you or anyone?

              It's an engineering demo. It obviously showcases impressive tech from several fields like automotive design, material science, etc.

              Whether this turns into vaporware is something that will shake out in the future. Calling this a scam is jumping the gun.

              > SOLVES ACTUAL PROBLEMS

              Can you elaborate how the Mother of All demos suggested guis and networks and a mouse would solve actual problems?

            • throwayay58373 4 hours ago
              Btw, I'm using throwaways because I want to keep a nice firewall between the new surge of doomer trolls on HN and my life.

              Im happy to discuss and debate views

            • johnnyApplePRNG 10 hours ago
              Hear hear, mate.

              Fuck the downvotes.

              Who gives a shit.

              Musk ruined this planet.

              • throwayay58373 4 hours ago
                Yeah! And being mean to musk on the Internet un-ruins the planet. Great thinking here!
          • justinhj 16 hours ago
            Politics comes first. If you are on the naughty list you will be bullied until you submit to the allowed thoughts.
          • bigyabai 16 hours ago
            > Technology

            Panem et circenses

          • thefourthchime 16 hours ago
            [dead]
        • johnnyApplePRNG 12 hours ago
          >Odd world we live in when we don't see that as being cool.

          What's cool about that?

          I think that's extremely reckless, dangerous, etc.

        • Mawr 13 hours ago
          Here you go: it's cool. A cool waste of money. You realize driving upside down and jumping is a) useless, b) illegal on public roads, c) staged? You think there are controls in the car that'll let you do 3D maneuvers? It's all preprogrammed.

          The only half-usable feature here is super fast acceleration.

          While you were busy getting baited by flashy non-features, you probably missed that this is coming out minimum 8 years late, with half the promised range, seat space, and the acceleration numbers all depending on unspecified consumable gas which you'll have fill up on somehow. If it ever comes out at all, what with Tesla's track record.

          BTW, the reason you haven't seen this before is nobody in their right mind would have spent so much money on something this pointless, not because this is some cutting edge tech.

      • okdood64 17 hours ago
        Nah, this ain't it chief. I own exactly 0 directly. Too volatile and don't really care for Teslas at all. I love my gas cars.
    • esperent 17 hours ago
      > Car looks half decent too

      To me it looks like a mashup of a Ferrari and a Cybertruck. That's not a good thing.

      • eclipticplane 16 hours ago
        Same; there are stylish super cars... this again looks like a 5 year old kid drawing like the Cybertruck does.
  • proee 26 minutes ago
    One interesting idea for this technology is to prevent accidents. Imagine you are about to get hit head-on by a drunk driver. If only you had a set of thrusters to lift your car at the last second. So basically use this a crash collision avoidance "before" your airbag has to go off.
    • JumpCrisscross 25 minutes ago
      > Imagine you are about to get hit head-on by a drunk driver

      The fact that Waymos don't get hit head-on by drunk drivers suggests this is a situational awareness versus last-minute dodge problem.

  • chung8123 37 minutes ago
    As Elon intermingles the company how are investors compensated fairly for this. What does Telsa pay SpaceX for the technology and is there a conflict of interest?
    • tgtweak 28 minutes ago
      honestly both companies are getting good exposure here for relatively low lift on behalf of space-x team (it's a compressed air tank, nozzles and actuator valves).
  • zbrozek 17 hours ago
    Can this be scaled down to a Roomba? Then it would both be more useful at picking stuff up off the floor, and able to recover from falling down the stairs.
    • peri-cl 9 hours ago
      Vroomba!

      Square-cube scaling being what it is, I think it'd be much more reasonable to use propellers (like quadcopters) than try to scale down COPV's to a Vroomba! size. That's actually an interesting product idea. A small flying vacuum cleaner could clean a variety of surfaces; not only floors.

      (And you could even mount the charging station on the ceiling, so it doesn't take up floor space).

    • mrguyorama 29 minutes ago
      Yes, it isn't even special at all.

      https://www.amazon.com/window-cleaning-robot/s?k=window+clea...

      Fan cars are pretty old. From that perspective, the driving upside down part is "less impressive" but screw it, still cool.

      I want to see it on a track going all out, but something about what they decided to focus on tells me nobody gives a damn about this actually doing anything performance car related.

    • medler 3 hours ago
      Roombas are already programmed not to yeet themselves off of stairs
    • al_borland 15 hours ago
      All the dust around it on the floor would end up airborne again.
      • zbrozek 15 hours ago
        That's OK if it's just to save itself from dying in the event of a fall down the stairs. Should be infrequent!
    • mrheosuper 11 hours ago
      Imagine walking up stair and suddenly a roomba launch itself at your face.
  • mjamil 15 hours ago
    Using suction to create downforce is an idea that’s been built for race track usage in the past (and been successful in F1 in the ‘70s), but the near certainty of mortal injury from the system failing (and thus destabilizing the vehicle at high speed) made it unpopular and its incorporation has been very limited (McLaren and Ariel did versions, I think). I’m confused how this has (or will pass) regulatory approval for road use. Is the idea that the driver should only utilize this on a track?
    • simondotau 13 hours ago
      > I’m confused how this has (or will pass) regulatory approval for road use.

      It won't.

      And this is also true of being able to go over 90 MPH, despite many sports/premium cars touting an ability to reach a top speed above 150 MPH. Some cars come with "Donut" or drift modes. Donuts and drifting are definitely not road legal actions. These, and many other capabilities of sports cars, are obviously for track use only. These Roadster gimmicks are no different.

    • modeless 15 hours ago
      I think others have used a skirt that needs to extend quite close to the ground to work, so uneven ground can cause sudden loss of suction. Maybe this is solvable somehow?

      I'm more worried about the COPVs exploding in a crash, for the thruster version. Hopefully it will keep the tanks empty unless a special launch mode is enabled with a warning siren sounding as long as they're pressurized.

      • 233mhz 9 hours ago
        > Maybe this is solvable somehow?

        Why would you solve that? Open roads aren't a track, we don't build highways with 90 degree turns, there is no need for such thing

      • carlosjobim 14 hours ago
        Are they worse than a gasoline tank exploding?
    • sschueller 12 hours ago
      • rasz 9 hours ago
        The "base" model will pretty much be McMurtry Spéirling at promised quarter of the price.
    • emkoemko 14 hours ago
      what about like a countless random debris on the road? wouldn't that get sucked up and damage the fan?
    • bradlys 11 hours ago
      Probably allowed outside of California.

      The suction system is interesting. It's possible for it to work on the street but incredibly dumb. The kind of gap you have to keep is millimeters off the ground and your typical streets in the real world have so much damage and inconsistency it's hard to imagine it working for anything but straight line acceleration on a newly paved road. This would be a suicide mission to drive this on Skyline with the expectation to get 2-3g in the bends.

      The concerns about debris and so forth are somewhat valid but can be taken care of. Similar to dust collectors for woodworking - this will have a cyclone separator, mesh, and whatnot that will prevent the blades from getting wrecked by a rock. But wouldn't want to tail this thing. It'll be pelting your car.

      It'll be another "car goes really fast in a straight line" feature which electric cars have always done well with. While it'd be cool to use the suction system to get incredible g forces in bends - it'll be too dangerous for public roads. You'd immediately fly off the road if you lost any suction and I don't know what public roads (especially in the Bay Area) you could run such a system reliably on.

    • thrance 9 hours ago
      > I’m confused how this has (or will pass) regulatory approval for road use.

      Corruption? Musk is already down a quarter of a billions in donations to the GOP for these incoming elections.

  • astrolx 25 minutes ago
    This will never be allowed to be anywhere near a road I hope.
  • pbohun 16 hours ago
    Okay, that's some of the most impressive feats I've ever seen. Congratulations to the engineers!
    • sschueller 12 hours ago
      Is that "flying" car a "real" car? As in full battery and standard weight or is it just a shell stripped down to the minimum to save weight.
      • johnnyApplePRNG 10 hours ago
        Looking at the promo video... This thing weights less than 500 pounds, guaranteed.

        No to mention there was no actual driver in it.

        • bamboozled 3 hours ago
          Apparently the thing used in the flying video was a "different car" to the actual car that drives.
          • whamlastxmas 3 hours ago
            According to who?
            • semanticc 3 hours ago
              It was a clearly different unit, look at the wheel caps.
        • whamlastxmas 3 hours ago
          Please show us the math on wheels and tires and battery and electric motor that would make a car go 0 to 60 in 0.8 seconds and weighs under 500 pounds.
          • lowbloodsugar 2 hours ago
            It only has to do it once. Ie it only needs 0.8 seconds of battery. If you think you are looking at a real production car I’ve got a 2017 Tesla roadster to sell you.
    • cr125rider 15 hours ago
      Because it makes zero economic sense to make a car do that?
      • 10xDev 10 hours ago
        Remember when you were a child and your imagination wasn't killed yet by money and politics?
        • Kevin_Flynn 5 hours ago
          Absolutely.

          If only I had been given fidicuary responsibility for millions of peoples life savings. Then I could build a car that has 0 chance of ever reaching production, just to impress my friends.

          Imagination is powerful.

      • simondotau 13 hours ago
        Most supercars and hypercars make zero economic sense.
      • swyx 15 hours ago
        you fail to understand the psychology of billionaires
  • danielovichdk 14 minutes ago
    Wouldn't drive a Tesla if it was given to me.

    European or Japanese cars all day.

  • rickdeckard 12 hours ago
    What's so disruptive on these kind of events is, that companies always used to do development for PR-stunts, or to show off their capabilities and vision for the future, but never at this scale of pure engineering investment.

    Drawing a parallel, manufacturers presented rollable mobile devices already a decade ago, modular devices with replaceable components, etc. The archives of Nokia and Ericsson (and others) are full with these kinds of products. Car manufacturers did the same. They presented a vision, not a commitment to a product because there is much more to this than just "being able" to build it.

    But it was never economically feasible or sensible to do this at SUCH a scale of engineering cost, and presented with the unrelenting confidence of "this will be yours in two years", despite all the fundamental roadblocks still to overcome.

    It appears that this is the most disrupting aspect of their presentations: People are not used to being presented a "vision" of such a scale with so little regards for practical execution.

    They like the journey they are taken on, and willingly fill all gaps and doubts with "they wouldn't present this if they didn't think of everything already"

    • 233mhz 9 hours ago
      Lots of words to say they built something useless to impress manchildren and investors, get ready for yet another "fell for it again" medal
      • rickdeckard 8 hours ago
        That's also true, but I meant to say something different. I am referring to this sheer blindness to the rationality of what's being presented.

        This event was like Disney presenting a mass-production rollercoaster you can pre-order for your home, but the general public seems to glance over how utterly irrational this is.

        So far companies did alot of fundamental due diligence before making such an announcement (and the prior R&D investment!), because the consequences could be fatal.

        The average consumer apparently still assumes that this due diligence phase was passed, thinking it's impossible that a known company presents something that big it cannot deliver on...

    • autuni 12 hours ago
      It's a cool demonstration, I'll give them that. From what I've seen online, people don't even seem to consider whether or not they would actually want this, just because the novelty of it. I'd even ignore that and call it good marketing, if that's what they would actually try to sell here - but you need some kind of special invitation access to even get those, while they use this demonstration to boost the pre-orders for a car without the features everyone is talking about (or at least trying to, we'll see how many will actually go for it).
      • rickdeckard 11 hours ago
        Yeah, that's what I meant. The gap between what's presented as ready-to-order and the actual practical feasibility of the product is so big, it wows people because they are still accustomed to presentations of actually consumable products.

        And also your point: It is a company presenting a jet-pack to actually sell a premium back-pack under the same name.

        They invested in the engineering of 1-10 jet-packs, to sell 200-2000 backpacks...

      • nutjob2 11 hours ago
        And more to the point: want what?

        The demonstrations seems to be very specific, it probably can't do anything more than fall to the ground. The practicality of actual levitating the car may out of reach.

        Everyone calls it a "flying car" the idea is planted in people's mind and they let people's imagination or credulity do the rest. Stock price goes up.

        • autuni 9 hours ago
          I agree this is more of a "jumping car" than anywhere near an actual "flying car". My main issue with both is that if ground based cars have an issue, for example an engine failure, in most cases you can still get the car to safely stop at the side of the road. If you're flying, that's a very different story.

          Even if we would accept the premise that flying cars will be the norm at some point, I'm not sure what people imagine that would do for them. Technically you could solve traffic jams to some degree, but still not entirely because I can't imagine that at any point flying cars would mean that you just fly wherever you want. It would give us multilayered traffic, which is cool to reduce traffic jams, but does it really do anything else?

          • rickdeckard 8 hours ago
            That's true.

            But prior to any of that, I'm fascinated by how irrational it is to think that this jumping car is even remotely feasible to participate in any kind of traffic.

            That's why I assume that the general public expects that Tesla has already solved all these problems, as they otherwise wouldn't announce such a product.

            In reality, we apparently have entered times where they could present a teleporting machine and start a 200k USD pre-order with little to no public scrutiny.

            • wallst07 7 hours ago
              Who cares, they built a car that can jump or fly or whatever you want to say.

              You can clearly see what it does. If nobody buys it or it can't be driven on public roads, so what.

    • qarl 12 hours ago
      I'm reminded of that time that guy made the Statue of Liberty disappear.
  • greasegum 47 minutes ago
    Wondering how loud this would be if you were in the driver's seat or, worse, standing nearby.
  • Machado117 4 hours ago
    This is just Tesla marketing. Usually companies just dump money into marketing campaigns. Musk dumps it into engineering instead.

    Remember when they sent one into space? Same thing, everyone in the world is talking about it without spending a single cent in ads.

    Doesn’t mean we’re getting flying cars.

  • ndesaulniers 46 minutes ago
  • tekacs 16 hours ago
    The fact that the one that can fly is invite-only makes me wonder if there would be ITAR issues with the guidance mechanisms that they have to put into it.

    I'm not saying that there aren't lower hanging fruit reasons why they wouldn't make more of those, but you can see how the guidance necessary to make this move the way that it does could be dual use.

    • viraptor 16 hours ago
      I suspect it's more because some rando could actually try to use it in public space. The invite only means they could send it to people who will give them good PR, are known not to be idiots, and can be invited to sign many responsibility disclaimers.
      • tekacs 16 hours ago
        That makes a ton of sense, yes! To be honest, I was wondering less about their reasons for invite-only and more about whether this kind of gentle and precise guidance with cold gas thrusters might hit ITAR.
    • Grombobulous 14 hours ago
      It’s way simpler than that, it’s just a collector car like a special edition Ferrari.

      They have to sell one to say that it exists. It’s marketing.

      Absolutely nobody who owns that vehicle will be “flying” it.

  • elil17 12 hours ago
    BYD has made the more practical cousin of this, and you can actually buy it. They have a car which jumps over potholes automatically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIKAn8yDkpA
  • glimshe 17 hours ago
    I could have used that when leaving Costco last Saturday.
    • m463 15 hours ago
      Can't help but think of the super-large size toilet paper pack getting sucked into the fans...
  • Charly_HW 1 hour ago
    I have to admit that the only thing I give Elon the title of “Genius” for is his ways of putting on shows to launder more money or get larger loans… this economy is a circus.
  • Keyframe 16 hours ago
    Production and other realities aside, I've seen some cool shit in my life and this demo is high up there! Did you guys catch 0.5 mach target top speed? That's 600kmh. It'd better do that flying because there probably aren't any rubber tyres that could endure that before exploding within seconds.
  • nhinck2 17 hours ago
    Good on Elon for putting out a car that embodies his best trait, sucking as hard as possible.
    • jjordan 15 hours ago
      I wish all the Elon haters put as much effort into making their comments as humorous as yours. Well done.
    • gizajob 17 hours ago
      It also blows.
  • schaefer 19 minutes ago
    This demo took place roughly 30 hours after Starlink betrayed the Ukraine by dropping support for Ukrainian high speed intercepts and drones [1].

    I don't see how we can discuss this demo without acknowledging that fact as well.

    [1]: https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-zelenskyy-burn...

    • adamtaylor_13 11 minutes ago
      We can discuss the demo without acknowledging this because it has literally nothing to do with the roadster.
  • gcanyon 15 hours ago
    Anyone know the physics of mach diamonds purely from compressed gas? I'm not a physicist, but I thought one of the key aspects of compressed gas is that it can't expand faster than the speed of sound in that gas -- the speed of sound is literally the limit to how fast it can expand?
    • Zee2 13 hours ago
      Gas expanding faster than the speed of sound is called a shockwave - and the Mach diamonds are essentially the expanding gas shockwave “bouncing” back and forth as it hits the atmosphere, forming a standing wave of high and low compression zones.
  • yawnxyz 49 minutes ago
    interesting they're going back to the fixed-seat bench design of the 40's-60's kind of car design - didn't know these were allowed anymore

    also wonder how comfy that is? i kind of welcome it tho!

  • AlfredBarnes 2 hours ago
    What happened to the last one they announced? Is it just gone? are the preorders carried over?
  • randusername 3 hours ago
    Some cars, if you have to ask what it costs, you can't afford it.

    Other cars, if you have to ask where the government will allow you to drive it, you can't afford it.

  • __m 13 hours ago
    Cool marketing gimmick. The suction is cool though, let’s see how it will do on the track. Basically your own Brabham BT46, very cool
    • trombuance 12 hours ago
      I thought so at first but then Musk mentioned the thrusters can recharge themselves with pumps in the car. So it will actually be something owners can use repeatedly without needing complicated refills from Tesla service.

      Not that I'd ever spend that much money on a car or need this at all, but for people who buy luxury vehicles I can see it. Definitely something we've never had in car history.

      • __m 12 hours ago
        But where would you (be allowed to) use that and risk wrecking your car and life? They weren’t confident to put a person in either. I guess it’s for shows only, the reservation page says invitation only. It’s definitely impressive but it will probably stay a marketing tool.
        • joquarky 11 hours ago
          Seems like a practical use would be rapid stopping or cushioning a collision.
          • __m 5 hours ago
            Probably more a liability to have a high pressure vessel near a collision
      • sfblah 12 hours ago
        I wonder whether they will actually be able to recharge to that pressure level in a production car. I kind of doubt it, plus it will be noisy, consume a ton of energy and take a long time.
        • dotancohen 11 hours ago
          Not to mention the mass. Perhaps the pressure vessels could be relatively lightweight, but a pump that could charge such a pressure vessel to the pressure and capacity needed for this type of stunt will not be lightweight.

          And mass is one of the top engineering concerns for these types of performance vehicles, even those which do not need to fight gravity.

    • ajmurmann 3 hours ago
      The Brabham was withdrawn after one race because it sprayed debris at following cars. I the thrusters used for better cornering also might push a car being overtaken just enough to get it off track. Even for track-only this won't fly. Not to mention blasting pedestrians.
    • sfblah 12 hours ago
      What happens if there's a rock in the road and it gets sucked up?
    • dboreham 13 hours ago
      We say McMurtry Spéirling this century :)
  • still-learning 17 hours ago
    Genuinely impressed, incredible demo
  • vladdoster 17 hours ago
    aka a $245,000 loan to tesla with no interest for 10 years
    • pseudosavant 16 hours ago
      They first started taking deposits on the Roadster 9 years ago in 2017 with a 2020 production date. It’ll be shocking if they ever sell this car they showed today. If they do, it’ll be many years late, not fly, and cost twice what they are saying. Just like the CyberTruck.
    • treesknees 17 hours ago
      The one that doesn’t fly is only a $45,000 loan
      • m463 15 hours ago
        I think it is $50,000 to reserve.
  • iugtmkbdfil834 17 hours ago
    Been a while since I was impressed with a tech presentation. I was waiting for a clear case of AI assisted movement ( though I personally expected to see it for the first time in a military chopper ).

    **

    Side note, as I was looking for the right stream, youtube gave me a link to a different deep fake 'Musk' stream where he extolled virtues of sending him money ( https://roadster-tesla.com/#participate ). Everything has changed man. I am sure the scammer actually got some people.

  • num42 4 hours ago
  • Grombobulous 14 hours ago
    As Doug DeMuro would say, this is a “rich guy go fast” car.

    Is it going to be fun and engaging to drive? Absolutely not. It doesn’t even have a steering wheel.

    Finally, a vehicle that’s perfect for the CEO in your life who wants to upload his brain to a data center powered by the body heat of his employees hooked up to the pods from The Matrix.

    • modeless 12 hours ago
      It has a steering yoke. F1 cars also have a steering yoke. Are F1 cars not fun and engaging to drive?

      It also has steer-by-wire which makes the steering yoke practical as they can tweak the steering ratio to prevent the need to go hand-over-hand. As they did for the Cybertruck.

      • Grombobulous 7 hours ago
        Steer by wire is fun? How? I think the wheel being directly connected to the road is more fun.

        https://youtube.com/watch?v=USSHxtHLHc8

        Driving an F1 car is fun in the same way that cycling in the Tour de France is fun. Everything about that experience is purely for function and competition.

        I think Louis Hamilton has a lot more fun in his Ferrari F40 than in his F1 car.

      • nhinck3 9 hours ago
        F1 cars are not fun to drive
  • mppm 2 hours ago
    The inspiration from the F35 seems to be quite literal. Spent a lot of time and money making vertical takeoff happen, but forgot to give the vehicle any useful capability once it's actually in the air.
  • mullingitover 16 hours ago
    So this is a completely obvious scam, right? I don't see anyone else calling this out and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

    The thing that they showed off isn't something that they could legally sell, it would basically be a bomb. Also, the battery pack that would go in the car would be so large that they couldn't do the stunts they showed in their drone vehicle.

    Are we not calling an obvious stock pumping charade what it is out of some sense of politeness?

    • ibizaman 5 minutes ago
      Also let’s talk about the production of the video. It had all the signs of those magic videos you can find on YouTube where the trick is only a camera trick. Dark background, you never see the entirety of the audience, it’s all camera cuts. I’m sure it’s not fake per say but it’s super weird still.
    • j4k0bfr 16 hours ago
      I feel like it's also crazy irresponsible to sell this deathtrap to the public, since it's pretty much guaranteed buyers will joyride this on public roads.

      - The cold-gas only version will shotgun debris into onlookers, and possibly yeet anyone behind it.

      - Active suction is very cool until a rock punches through your intakes.

      - Lithium batteries and pressurised tanks in the same package, yippee!

      Thank god it'll take them years to manufacture this thing.

      • zdragnar 15 hours ago
        It isn't being sold to the public. Of the three versions, the one that is "road ready" doesn't have the gimmicky thrusters. The one that is displayed is available by invite only, and even if you have a quarter of a million to reserve the racing model, you aren't likely to get a license plate for use on public roads.
      • javascriptfan69 15 hours ago
        They're not selling this to the public.

        They'll make a handful that a select few billionaires will get to keep in a hanger somewhere for bragging rights.

        There's a reason we don't see a driver in these demos and they don't do anything beyond very choreographed stunts. There's no way a human can actually control those thrusters in a way that doesn't kill you. Unless you're a fighter pilot.

        • maxgashkov 14 hours ago
          I agree with the first two points, but why do you think the thrusters have to be manually controlled? My expectation would be it'd just perform one of the pre-programmed tricks taking in the sensor data to adapt mid-way, the same way they do auto-landings in SpaceX (no one is controlling the landing booster manually, right?).
          • javascriptfan69 11 hours ago
            Sorry, but "just use sensor data and do it like the spacex landings" is such a ridiculous hand-waving of the scope of the actual problem.
            • maxgashkov 9 hours ago
              Explain what you mean please. First, this is not going on a public road anytime ever, so in an unlikely event this product will actually see the light of day, it’s very likely that anyone who attempts this will do it on mostly static controlled circuit/pad. I don’t know how they did the demo, but I don’t see it as something outside of the realm of reality to calculate ‘kickflip’ on the fly using whatever sensors they put in this thing.

              I wouldn’t want to sit in it tho (and I’m guessing no one in the demographic this will be sold to would want this level of risk either).

        • 10111001 13 hours ago
          > There's a reason we don't see a driver in these demos and they don't do anything beyond very choreographed stunts. There's no way a human can actually control those thrusters in a way that doesn't kill you. Unless you're a fighter pilot.

          I'm not even sure if a fighter pilot could. The passenger compartment of the "Rocket" model is probably packed full of tanks and other equipment, to deliver total of a few seconds of flight time. Doing anything in the air would probably require such precise timing no person could do manually, and it probably can't even be done automatically outside very controlled conditions.

        • whamlastxmas 3 hours ago
          The demo literally has it flying without a pilot controlling it. There's not going to be like 8 joysticks that a driver has to use at once to make it fly
    • kccoder 14 hours ago
      No kidding. Musk is SIX YEARS late on delivering the previous version of the roadster, which has been superseded by today's announcement, promising its delivery in a few years, and everyone is just lappin' it up.
      • wallst07 7 hours ago
        Who cares about six years, thats the past.

        When you were a kid, if you saw a car fly and flip you would be amazed. You are old and jaded like me so nothing gives you wonder anymore.

      • simondotau 13 hours ago
        The people lapping it up aren't prospective customers, they're just people enjoying the spectacle.
    • billfor 16 hours ago
      Well we could examine the history here, for instance when he bought Twitter that it would immediately collapse (now its more popular than ever and Bluesky is the one that's falling apart) and when the Cybertruck was announced there were lots of people saying it could never be made: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21602437
      • timmytokyo 1 hour ago
      • thrance 9 hours ago
        You forgot about how everyone was insisting the Hyperloop would never work and then it became the principal mode of transportation. Or how we couldn't possibly have a Mars colony in 2024. Or how twitter would never become the West's everything app. Etc.
      • jfoster 14 hours ago
        Elon Musk causes incredible amounts of historical non-examination. There are now so many examples that it's actually difficult to list them all. My guess is that people just get very confused by the difference between late delivery and non-delivery.
      • 40four 15 hours ago
        It’s crazy how many Cybertrucks I see in my hometown, and I don’t live in that big of a city. They are incredibly popular. This car will be incredibly popular to. Peoples are getting bent out of shape about the “thrust” and “rocket” variants, but who cares? Those will be few and far between. For rich collectors mostly. How about just the base model? It looks wild, I’m sure it will be fun as hell to drive. They are going to sell a ton of these things.
        • Grombobulous 14 hours ago
          Cybertrucks objectively missed sales expectations by a lot. The numbers are well-documented.

          The Mitsubishi Outlander outsells it.

          I can’t imagine a car without a steering wheel benign fun to drive. Tesla has never been known for handling and driving dynamics.

          • rpmisms 13 hours ago
            The 3 handles quite nicely, I'd compare the performance model favorably to any BMW M3.
            • Grombobulous 13 hours ago
              I have never heard any serious automotive journalist come up with that sort of comparison.

              Numb steering, crashy handling, that’s what the gearheads seem to say about Tesla vehicles.

              They go fast but they are absolutely not at the top of the class for driving dynamics.

              I’ve test driven a Model Y Performance and the steering was lighter and more numb than my basic economy car. The car goes fast but that’s all it does.

              If the roadster has drive by wire like the cybertruck that’s going to be even worse.

              • rpmisms 13 hours ago
                Maybe if you don't like driving? It's really a solid car. Much better than the WRX, which is quite good. Make sure you set steering to low assist. The performance models in general are serious machines. Top of class in their price range by a long shot.
                • Grombobulous 7 hours ago
                  Dude this is crazy, kind of embarrassing if I’ll be honest.

                  There is no universe in which I would compare any Tesla model to an M3 or WRX.

                  First of all we should consider that their direct competitor the Ioniq 5 N is a better performance car.

                  The M3 finishes Willow Springs faster than the Model 3, so we can’t even go by raw performance. In track conditions the battery thermals and stock tires on the Model 3 can’t keep up.

                  Comparing the emotions you’re going to get from a V8 gurgling and thrashing through gears compared to a silent EV motor is just not even in the same league. The Ioniq 5 N actually does something about that and reviewers are impressed. They directly state that it is more fun than Tesla performance models.

                  Then your other problem is that the Model 3 performance looks identical to your uber driver’s car. Someone dropping $60k on a performance car wants to feel special. The trim and upholstery options on the M3 alone are more exciting than the Model 3.

        • 233mhz 9 hours ago
          > They are incredibly popular.

          They sell 20k of them per year. It's the opposite of popular

    • tiku 16 hours ago
      Well I see no numbers saying how long it will fly. Perhaps it "hops", could easily see that happening with a burst of air below the car. (While standing still, accelerating the car upwards for 1 second with a burst of air)
    • sschueller 12 hours ago
      > The thing that they showed off isn't something that they could legally sell

      The cybertruck is for sale and FSD is active in the US. The US lets automakers "self-certify" that they are safe. So although I don't think this thing should ever be sold, it may end of on US roads.

    • WheelsAtLarge 15 hours ago
      My big question is, would anyone want one? It's an interesting life size hotwheels car but who would want one other than to show at a monster truck rally. The original Tesla Roadster was a masterpiece compared to this new one. Talk about missing the mark by a mile...
      • euio757 15 hours ago
        > who would want one

        The Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.

    • Nition 16 hours ago
      I suppose at least we can say there is a working car that seems to be able to actually do the things as advertised, which is more than one could ever say for e.g. the Moller Skycar.
    • speg 16 hours ago
      That’s why it’s invite only.
    • rasz 9 hours ago
      McMurtry Spéirling is 900 kg with 1000hp and 100KW battery and 2000 kg suction fan.

      Flying / rocket acceleration are special versions they can sell one offs capable of doing the stunt once per canister change.

    • testing22321 15 hours ago
      Flying is obviously a gimmick, but when Elon said this will crush all track records he wasn’t kidding.

      The base model has the suction fans which will make huge gains.

      Next model up has rear thrusters for the acceleration, which will be more insane. It’s limited production.

      Final model that can fly is invite only and will be a joke on the track, using those thrusters to go around corners way, way faster than normal.

      I wish they had shown track laps and 1/4 mile times instead of the gimmick of flying.

      • sicher 13 hours ago
        If they could have they would have shown it.
        • testing22321 13 hours ago
          I honestly think it’s not finished yet (that’s why no production till 28 and Elon obviously being not confident the demo would work)

          They also wouldn’t have wanted it on test tracks before today.

          • sicher 12 hours ago
            You can tell a lot about what you don't see... For instance, a driver getting in - or out.

            If that thing would have looked like a huge drone (which I strongly suspect it is) no one would be up in arms about it.

            • testing22321 5 hours ago
              Two people did get out of the one that drove up on stage. They made it very clear there was no human in the one that flew.
              • sicher 3 hours ago
                The one on stage was likely very different from the one that "flew".
        • wallst07 7 hours ago
          I don't think so, most non car people don't understand 1/4 mile times.

          And they already did that with a cybertruck pulling a 911, already done.

    • tdhz77 16 hours ago
      I was #12 Tesla Roadster owner. I spoke across the country with my father. We drove from coast to coast in 2014 at a time when there was a lot of doubt. — I supported elons “mission” and now we know it’s a neo Nazi front of a company. This company and Elon has been a scam since he stole JB Straubel. How do I know? JB Straubel is my father.
      • whamlastxmas 3 hours ago
        Elon is my dad and he could beat up your dad
      • jacquesm 16 hours ago
        I can't make soup of this. Your dad is a billionaire and you're left to fend for yourself? That's got to be some story.
      • mlindner 6 hours ago
        JB Straubel married in 2013. Unless you're 13 years old, JB Straubel isn't your father.

        That kind of liar is what I would expect of someone who goes around claiming Elon's a Nazi though.

        • defrost 6 hours ago
          They may well be lying but that ( "JB Straubel married in 2013" ) isn't remotely a sound argument against the "JB Straubel is my father" claim.

          Straubel, in the year 2000 at the age of 25, may very well have had unprotected sex out of wedlock !!

      • matt-attack 16 hours ago
        Neo Nazi? Seems a bit much.
        • lavezzi 14 hours ago
          • wallst07 7 hours ago
            Everyone that went to the island is attracted to pre prepubescent children?

            Is that your claim?

            • mlindner 6 hours ago
              He didn't even go to the island (or want to go to the island other than to have a party).
              • lavezzi 3 hours ago
                > (or want to go to the island other than to have a party).

                with the most notorious pedophile on earth?

                > Virginia Giuffre alleged in a lawsuit that in the early 2000s, when she was 18, she participated in an orgy on the island with Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and eight girls who "appeared to be under the age of 18" and did not speak English.

                What exactly are you defending here?

                • wallst07 2 hours ago
                  I'm defending facts, there was no pedophilia, prove it.
            • lavezzi 3 hours ago
              > Everyone that went to the island is attracted to pre prepubescent children?

              There's absolutely an argument to be made there but in this case it's a bit more specific.

              Anyone that repeatedly emails the most notorious pedophile on earth, begging to be invited to the wildest party on their private island is absolutely a pedophile.

        • otterley 15 hours ago
          If it talks about politics like a Nazi and salutes like a Nazi…
        • tdhz77 15 hours ago
          Elon donates to white Christian fundamentalist. The largest donor in history to the Republican Party and does Nazi salutes.
    • sailfast 16 hours ago
      If you wanted another pretext to merge Tesla and SpaceX this would be a good way.

      The existing tech fab plus this car maybe makes it harder to sue once the merger happens - but he will still be sued. “Look we’re making it rocket cars with AI of course we should be one company”

      • estearum 16 hours ago
        A pretext that convinces the most credulous people on the planet. Clever guy this Musk.
    • adocomplete 16 hours ago
      I mean is it ever actually being released? probably not.

      Was it a an amazing demo? yes.

    • leesec 16 hours ago
      What are you talking about re: the battery pack?
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      • akerl_ 15 hours ago
        This is an especially interesting comment given that it misunderstands the Dropbox comment in the common way.
    • mlindner 16 hours ago
      I think calling it a scam is a crazy thing to say. Tesla has never not (eventually) shipped a product they said they would .

      Also yes you can legally sell it. Whether you can legally operate it is a different question.

      • otterley 15 hours ago
        May I remind you of the promised 90 second battery swap…13 years ago? https://youtu.be/Oj6LaYFall4?si=RGE8mbZQFdElq0sq
        • mlindner 13 hours ago
          That wasn't a product they were going to sell to customers.
          • otterley 6 hours ago
            The car certainly was (it had to ship with the capability, which it never did). And besides, your point is irrelevant.
      • charlesabarnes 16 hours ago
        The roadster hasn't shipped after 9 years. Including a referral program for preorders. I find it incredibly more insane to be trusting of this
      • m463 15 hours ago
        There are a long list of cars that have not-really-legal abilities.

        The corvette ZR-1 had a special key that would unlock all the performance. I don't think it met emissions when unlocked.

        Lots of newer muscle cars have performance modes and dragstrip modes that you shouldn't use.

        Even other teslas, like model 3 performance and model s plaid have have track mode and dragstrip mode that shouldn't be used on public streets.

      • seabrookmx 16 hours ago
        The second generation Roadster (reservations for which opened in 2017) literally is the product they didn't ship.

        Also Cybercab.

        How many Optimus robots are out in the wild?

        It is a scam, 100%.

        • mlindner 13 hours ago
          This was a product reveal for the new second generation Roadster though?

          Cybercab is operating already on the roads? They're building the factory for mass producing them right now.

          Optimus robot is still in development.

          • mullingitover 15 minutes ago
            *Third generation. They demo'd and took millions in deposits on the second generation roadster that never materialized.
        • testing22321 15 hours ago
          There are now 300 cyber cabs driving people around Austin, and they’re working on rolling it out.

          Optimus is coming, the huge factory in Austin is being built now.

          Late? Always. But coming.

          • tuwtuwtuwtuw 14 hours ago
            Telling how you skipped his first paragraph.
            • testing22321 13 hours ago
              For sure, that one is a miss (or very long delay)

              Two outta three ain’t bad.

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      • billfor 16 hours ago
        He actually says in the video that it might not be legal to operate but they could still sell you one. Anything is legal off-road on your own private property.
        • ygjb 16 hours ago
          Yeah, once you leave the ground you aren't on your property anymore.
          • derektank 15 hours ago
            Not true, though the exact boundary is not well defined. See US v. Causby

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Causby

          • fivefifty 16 hours ago
            Depends where you are, but generally you are good to around 400ft above your own property in most cases.
          • billfor 15 hours ago
            FAA jurisdiction over the airspace is not the same as a rule prohibiting every form of powered lift-off within it. There's a lot of grey area in FAA regs - for instance you can land a plane on your lawn in class E (if you could manage it).
      • alasdair_ 16 hours ago
        He took preorders for the roadster nine years ago. It never shipped.
        • mlindner 13 hours ago
          What do you think this product reveal was for? The roadster.
          • mullingitover 5 hours ago
            A product reveal implies it's a production ready vehicle.

            This was an air tank with a styrofoam shell held together with glue. It's a rough prototype of a concept car.

          • amanaplanacanal 10 hours ago
            So... Still hasn't shipped?
            • mlindner 6 hours ago
              Still hasn't failed to ship either.
      • bakies 16 hours ago
        this is a new roadster, the previous roadster hasnt sold a unit
        • javascriptfan69 15 hours ago
          WAIT THIS ISN'T THE ONE THAT PEOPLE PREORDERED NINE YEARS AGO?
        • mlindner 13 hours ago
          The preorders converted over. It's the same product in effect.
          • ModernMech 3 hours ago
            In the sense that they're both vapor, yes.
          • bakies 5 hours ago
            "product"
    • jrflo 16 hours ago
      I think it’s real, the “invite only” version could probably do the kickflip over the semis, but would probably completely exhaust the tanks and require special equipment to refill or take hours with an onboard pump. And the flip is certainly a scripted stunt, not something you’d actually be able to do live. The math doesn’t seem to be completely unreasonable as a one off demo
      • al_borland 15 hours ago
        They said there is a compressor to re-pressurize the tanks while driving. It made it sound like a power-up in a video game. You can't use it all the time, but if you wait for it to charge up, use it as many times as you want.

        I think the bigger issue with be making it street legal. Kickflipping over traffic, and refusing visibility for everyone to 0 in the process, can't be good.

        For closed courses, movies, etc it's really cool.

        • jrflo 15 hours ago
          I don’t think it would be street legal, hence the invite only thing. More of a status symbol / car collector curiosity than an actual car
    • rickdeckard 13 hours ago
      I wouldn't be surprised if the presented "invite-only" variant will mostly be aimed at Saudi investors, and they will get an invite if they invest a billion into the company.

      This would even be a sensible choice for Tesla, because it will put that car in a garage far away from public scrutiny...

      (thinking just about all the debris damage-potential of those thrusters here, not even any potential quality issues)

    • espeed 16 hours ago
      When I searched for Tesla on YouTube at the start of the event, the first live event returned was this, an AI generated Tesla presentation with Elon telling users to send bitcoin and he'll send you back double as a promotional event like an X Money thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5EDp2rEbFA. The QR code went to this site: https://roadster.tv. I reported it to YouTube.
      • 40four 15 hours ago
        Why are you reposting links to scams?
        • espeed 15 hours ago
          So someone can look into it.
    • phyzix5761 16 hours ago
      China has had flying cars since 2023 so I don't see how this is a scam. The flying mechanism is unique for the Roadster so that's still to be seen how it would perform out in public.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZpQZSBTi7k

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2c-B3y7yGQ

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU5viDOjWLw

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSjXf7IUSDw

      • crummy 16 hours ago
        wow i did not realise this. are there videos of these flying cars? can you buy them?
        • solyin 16 hours ago
          There's also a real life speeder bike from Star Wars, if you've got an extra million dollars sitting around.

          https://volonaut.com/

        • motionlessveloc 16 hours ago
          XPeng has been spruiking flying cars (really just giant quadcopters) for a while now, but while they exist and can fly, they're more of a publicity stunt. For example, while you can buy the X2 in Australia, you can't legally fly it.

          https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/australias-first-flyin...

        • Nition 16 hours ago
          The only one I can think that they might mean is the BYD Yangwang U9. It can jump a tiny bit.
        • phyzix5761 16 hours ago
          Yep, just google: china flying cars. They're basically human sized drones/quadcopters.
      • TheDong 16 hours ago
        I mean, Tesla demoed, promised, and took reservation money for a roadster reboot that _also_ didn't contain any technology China didn't have in 2017, and at this point they still haven't delivered on that and it feels safe to call it a scam.

        Just because the technology is technically feasible doesn't mean that a specific company is not scamming you when they promise it.

        And Tesla already has enough of a history of fake promises (your tesla will be a self-driving robotaxi earning money while you sleep within a few years, FSD will take you across the country while you sleep by next year, humanoid robots, the new roadster is taking reservations now and will deliver soon, regulation is the only thing holding up FSD, etc etc).

        • phyzix5761 16 hours ago
          To be fair the main reason why FSD hasn't been a wide spread thing is mostly due to local regulations. The technology exists and performs fairly well. FSD is allowed in pretty much all the same cities Waymo is allowed to operate so we can see from this that its a regulatory issue not a technological one.
      • bakies 16 hours ago
        none of these are videos of flying cars
      • m4ck_ 16 hours ago
        I mean it looks cool but considering they haven't produced any of the other Roadster models in any meaningful quantity, and have repeatedly come up short on much more reasonable product offerings... Idk I have just the slightest doubt about a flying electric car hitting the market any time soon. Hasn't it been nearly a decade since the promise of a software update that would turn your Tesla into a self-driving taxi that can earn money while you're not using it?
  • feverzsj 13 hours ago
    Maybe the most useless feature for a car. I'd imagine you need some commercial performance license to actually own this feature.
    • simondotau 13 hours ago
      Also true of being able to go over 90 MPH, despite many sports/premium cars touting an ability to reach a top speed above 150 MPH.

      Some cars come with "Donut Mode" or drift modes. Donuts and drifting are definitely not road legal actions. These, and many other capabilities of sports cars, are obviously for track use only. These Roadster gimmicks are no different.

      • godwinson__4-8 12 hours ago
        Cars seem so full of gimmicky features these days. A friend's car yesterday stopped us when exiting because it thought we left behind belongings in the back seat - it was just an empty package. That was not something I would have ever thought a car would flag. It's not that fancy of a car (entry level SUV) but it is fairly new, it just kind of bothered me.

        One reason I hope Slate does well - newer cars have too much useless tech across the board. At least with a sports car the gimmicks are part of the appeal. Entry level new cars should be simpler, modular, and cheaper. Just let me drive and stop trying to be so helpful.

        • xp84 12 hours ago
          The back seat thing is probably the things cars have been adding to try to combat those freak memory accidents when parents forgot to drop the baby off at daycare and left them in the car in the sun all day with disastrous consequences.
      • F7F7F7 13 hours ago
        150mph is the "gentleman's agreement" speed. If a car can do 150 chances are it can do 200.
        • Gathering6678 12 hours ago
          I don't think this is true: drag increases with the square of velocity, so that's close to double the drag from 150 to 200, and I believe somewhere above 60/70 mph, aerodynamic drag starts to overtake road resistance as the main friction source, i.e. it takes significantly more horsepower to be able to do 200 than 150.
      • wickedsight 9 hours ago
        > Also true of being able to go over 90 MPH

        Kinda, but not really. In Germany you can do that on public roads. And there are many circuits you can do track days at that only require a street legal car and a helmet.

        Meanwhile even the suction functionality of the roadster will probably be banned at most track days because it throws a bunch of rocks and dirt at cars behind you.

        • simondotau 9 hours ago
          Tyres also throw stones and dirt at cars behind, sometimes with remarkable force. But you're right, road debris is a serious question here. I can only imagine that this is so obvious that it cannot have been overlooked.

          Surely the intake will need to be minimally filtered, my guess is something similar to fly screen mesh (screen door material, for the yanks) or finer. Debris would then just fall to the ground when the fans aren’t running.

    • thordenmark 13 hours ago
      And it begins. I can't wait to hear all the ways people will poo poo this incredible tech tomorrow.
      • dumberquestions 11 hours ago
        It's an awesome performance, but I don't know why you'd want this in your actual day to day car and pay a premium for it, all power to you if you do but I wouldn't call not sharing that preference 'poo pooing the incredible tech'.
    • mrheosuper 12 hours ago
      Imagine driving on highway and suddenly a Tesla car fall on your car and kill the entire family
  • vessenes 5 hours ago
    1: That's an amazing demo, just fantastic. That makes me happy

    2: I still want a topless Tesla that could be a good daily driver; an SL63 competitor basically. So, I'm sad.

  • george_max 16 hours ago
    This is an incredible feat of engineering. I have my doubts of the 2028 mass production timeline, but I am quite amazed.
  • etothet 16 hours ago
    I watched the ~16 minute presentation on YouTube and it was as if Elon and the two other guys presenting were doing a skit at a talent show. They seemed extremely unprepared. Maybe they were intentionally trying to come across as off the cuff, but it felt unnatural and cringey. Together they have the charisma of a paper clip. These guys are so full of themselves that it’s difficult to appreciate whatever accomplishment this may or may not be. And, of course, no way it will be street legal with air thrusters. What a complete joke.
    • al_borland 15 hours ago
      When presenting the world with a flying car, one doesn't need much extra charisma, the demo does it all. I think most people would be pretty excited (or full of themselves) knowing what they were about to show.
    • rogerrogerr 13 hours ago
      Tesla presentations (and Musk presentations generally) have always been weirdly awkward.

      As an engineer who dislikes polished presentations of unimpressive things, it encourages me that it’s still possible to do a bad presentation about an amazing thing and (most) people don’t grumble too much.

    • vpribish 14 hours ago
      really weirdly awkward
    • 233mhz 9 hours ago
      > it felt unnatural and cringey.

      No way?! Elon Musk? Unnatural and cringey?!

  • f30e3dfed1c9 3 hours ago
    Not beating the "Elon is 12" allegations any time soon.
  • dmix 16 hours ago
    The suction and air recovery part might be forward thinking for how we design roads or tunnels. They might not all need to be flat. Especially when autonomous.
    • clintonb 16 hours ago
      So the CyberCab will drive on the ceiling of the Boring Company’s tunnel?
      • dmix 16 hours ago
        Definitely not upside down, I was thinking of short inclines, possible as a sort of tunnel bypass. Assuming all the cars are networked for mechanical failures and the batteries can handle it. But that's only after the 5 minutes I spent considering the idea and mostly stolen from I Robot movie like most of Tesla's ideas.
        • tgv 9 hours ago
          You've got to be kidding. That's mighty uncomfortable when the angle is only a bit steep, the inclined lanes would be exclusive to expensive cars with this kind of capability (which no tax payer will want to subsidise), and when there's a traffic jam that takes a minute longer than your battery capacity, your car will just fall on top of another?
        • al_borland 15 hours ago
          The biggest hurdle might be if the public would be tolerant of such extreme angles. It would feel like a slow roller coaster.
          • dmix 15 hours ago
            Yeah I was thinking it would suck for a passenger which is why it would only be useful for temporary bypass situations, since tunnels can clog up if cars fail. But that's a lot of engineering just for that one usecase. But I do except tunnels to become much more popular as cities become more dense and cars become automated.
            • al_borland 1 hour ago
              If we’re going to have a network of underground tunnels in a city, wouldn’t it make more to fill them with subway trains, rather than thousands of autonomous cars?
    • m463 15 hours ago
      also parking.
  • dnemmers 4 hours ago
    Reminds me quite a bit about Compressed Gas Supercharging:

    https://casupercharging.com/

  • salamandars 16 hours ago
    The video goes against my intuition for how much performance you can get out of cold gas thrusters. I wonder if someone could do some back of the envelope maths on how much thrust and impulse you can get from a setup like this?

    My primary scepticism is how much the prototype weighs, and whether it can still jump with 2 passengers + 1000kg of batteries inside.

    • tristanj 16 hours ago
      Based on the statement that the suction fan generates 2g of downforce, and the telemetry showing the fan operating at 4,700 kg @ ~95% load, the Tesla Roadster weighs approximately 2,300 to 2,500 kg.
  • vagab0nd 16 hours ago
    I never thought I'd live to see K.I.T.T
    • mshroyer 10 hours ago
      I'm thinking the car from the Sega Genesis game "Outrun 2019" (and only a few years late!)
  • sashank_1509 12 hours ago
    It’s cool, I’d love this if I had the money to afford it. Maybe in a decade, it will be more practical and have more legitimate use cases, I’m not sure!

    Also a massive feat of engineering, congrats to their team.

  • verytrivial 43 minutes ago
    SpaceX have great inertial measurement units and cold gas thrusters. We get it. Musk remains a fascist and can keep his cars.
  • 4d4m 16 hours ago
    I dig the commitment to the low poly look! Really cool and fits in with the new design direction.
  • sidcool 13 hours ago
    I don't know the practicality of this car, or if the production version will have these thrusters, but the demo was epic. It tickled my childhood dream of working with mechanical stuff.
  • edb_123 5 hours ago
    This sounds more or less like the car my 5 year old son dreamed up a few months back: "Dad, dad! What if we put a bunch of rocket thrusters on the bottom of an electric car? We could even add a really powerful fan as well. And then the car could just hover past traffic jams, and it could even drive along walls or upside down if you put the fans in reverse!".

    I'll be listening even more closely to his ideas from now on, even when they defy the "common sense filter" we adults tend to have.

  • djeastm 16 hours ago
    I must be old. I just keep thinking about what kind of whiplash I'd get with those flips
  • vismit2000 3 hours ago
    Finally a vehicle for Bangalore!
  • bronlund 12 hours ago
    Finally. We've been waiting for flying cars for a while now!

    I kind of concluded that they really don't want us messing around up in the air - for reasons. Now, combined with self-driving capabilities, maybe it's back on the table :)

    That being said, I suspect that they way do this, as shown in the demo, is sustainable for seconds only. And if I understood it correctly, the system is not really for flight, but for correcting momentum while driving in turns and such.

  • bronlund 12 hours ago
    Finally. We've been waiting for flying cars for a while now!

    I kind of concluded that they really don't want us messing around up in the air - for reasons. Now, combined with self-driving capabilities, maybe it's back on the table :)

    That being said, I suspect that they way do this, as shown in the demo, is sustainable for seconds only. And if I understood it correctly, the system is not really for flight, but for correcting momentum while driving in turns and such.

  • simonebrunozzi 2 hours ago
    Very impressive prototype. Certainly an attempt to disrupt a specific segment of the car industry - "race cars", or "sports cars", or whatever you want to call it.

    A few considerations, just my own thoughts.

    1) I would bet that the actual car shown in the demo weights less than what will eventually be sold to the public. I am not an expert, but the way in which the car reacted to the air boosts suggests a relatively "lightweight" vehicle. Plus, I would imagine perhaps a smaller battery (again, for demo purposes).

    2) It is a nice "exercise" as a game, or an expensive hobby for billionaires. I doubt, as Elon hinted, that using these thrusters will be allowed on public roads. Perhaps just on circuits?

    3) Overall, Elon said that Tesla's strategy will no longer be about cars, but about robots and AI, and then proceeds to show a car that will cost billions to develop, and might not be the commercial success that justifies the investment.

    4) Twitter (now X), Tesla, SpaceX... things are moving, tricks are being shown, and who knows, perhaps next year everything will be merged under ElonX, and he will finally be happy.

  • KerrAvon 9 minutes ago
    Nazi-funding explosive-gas car is still a Nazi-funding car.
  • jesse_faden 16 hours ago
    I've been recently playing a game called Approximately Up. You start from simple building blocks, thrusters and can use the in game logic system to build complex controls. One of the things I came about to learn was something to make a hover system for my ship was a simple PID controller. The side and bottom firing thrusters just remind me of my ship in the game. While the game is oversimplified and a bit arcadey, does anyone know what actually goes into this in the real life and is the huge feat the improvement on the weight of the whole car?
  • fivedogcity 16 hours ago
    The real feat would be to actually ship the gas-equipped models. The on-stage demonstration was certainly quite impressive but handling real world terrain is a whole different story. Not to mention compensating for drivers who will skew lead-footed without any experience of handling a third dimension.

    I am skeptical that this feature will prove to be much more than a publicity stunt, especially since the availability of these models will be so limited.

  • __mharrison__ 15 hours ago
    Wow, cool aesthetic. I feel like the this is what the cybertruck should have looked like but they didn't quite finish the design.
  • MiroslavPokorny 11 hours ago
    If helipads can only handle one chopper ever few minutes, and they are surrounded by clear and open space, then that tells you that theres no way flying cars with the frequency of typical roads or even quite streets will ever happen.
    • tgv 9 hours ago
      I think that's to do with the wake/vortices a helicopter creates. Apparently, the effect is so strong that it can affect lift in a fairly large area over a few minutes. There's a recent case where a light plane took off in the neighborhood of a heli that just landed, and it veers off course, and hits the heli.
  • LetsGetTechnicl 16 minutes ago
    Who is the impressive to? 12 year old boys and Elon Musk?
  • Guyadou 2 hours ago
    Jumping my way out of traffic.
  • ppcguy 12 hours ago
    It's great to watch these types of videos and tech ideas. It makes me really happy.
  • gtirloni 17 hours ago
    > It challenges the limits of design, engineering and physics to deliver an expertly crafted extra-terrestrial vehicle.

    closed tab. thanks.

  • Aeolun 17 hours ago
    At least this one doesn't look horrible. I can't see myself buying it, but I don't feel like I want to gag either.
  • Animats 15 hours ago
    People who already have a Veyron should go for this.

    It's very impressive. Not useful, but impressive.

    • senectus1 15 hours ago
      there are approximately 450 in existence.. (ever made) Lets assume this car costs 1M each. (i bet its less) so if they sold 450 of these they'd make less than 500 million.

      If they ever deliver a single unit that's a low enough bar to make it completely economically infeesable.

      if they somehow managed to sell a couple of thousand... it might become profitable.

      this has to be just a fantastic bit of marketing to jazz up their share price.

      also.. I'd love to see a blooper roll of making it do these things...

      • rogerrogerr 13 hours ago
        I suspect the blooper reel is less interesting than we’d expect. SpaceX has demonstrated competency at putting cold gas thrusters on arbitrary masses and making them move as desired.
  • rickdeckard 12 hours ago
    Just curious: Was there a demo of a stable straight jump as well, or always barrel-rolls?

    It must be incredibly difficult to keep the car stable while mid-air at low speeds, I suspect it wouldn't look that "elegant"...

    • jonwinstanley 12 hours ago
      Wasn’t stable. The straight jump they did was more like a mini rocket launch over some parked cars.

      You’d want something that smoothly hovers rather than a launch then catch with boosters.

      • rickdeckard 12 hours ago
        the jump over the cars I saw also had a barrel-roll as soon as the thrust of lifting off was over.

        Was there a second jump without a roll?

        • dingaling 7 hours ago
          99% times when you go to write 'barrel roll', just write 'roll'.

          A barrell roll is a specific manoeuvre involving pitching up vertically before commencing the roll.

          • rickdeckard 1 hour ago
            Good input.

            Learnt something today, thank you!

    • wickedsight 12 hours ago
      In the kickflip video it launches straight up and then proceeds to do a flip mid jump. The straight takeoff looks pretty solid to me.
      • rickdeckard 11 hours ago
        On takeoff you can stabilize against opposing forces, so especially without the weight or inertia of a driver it is quite straight (rockets also don't need to stabilize on take-off).

        But once that phase is overcome, how stable is the car actually mid-air?

        It looks to me that they added the barrel-roll because everything else would have looked worse...

  • smoovb 15 hours ago
    I am amazed at how steady and in control the car was when flipping and jumping. If that kind of control on a vehicle is achieved today, it seems like flying car tech just took a giant lurch forward. Just in time for America's crumbling road infrastructure.
  • siwatanejo 15 hours ago
    It seems it's not a convertible anymore? Which means it shouldn't be called a Roadster.
  • King-Aaron 17 hours ago
    I hate Tesla for their politics, broken promises, and all the drama that we are all aware and tired of hearing about. That being said, that was the coolest damn thing I've ever seen a car do.

    I don't think there's any doubt in anyone's mind that it'll never make production like this, but what I see as being demonstrated is a suborbital lander/off-world ground transport concept that can work in low gravity environments etc. This will aid autonomous delivery vehicles etc to be dropped from low orbit and find their own landing sites, and then drive to location.

    I wonder how many maimed kerbals are stranded around the space X facility while testing this.

    • j4k0bfr 16 hours ago
      Very cool stuff but all the "extra-terrestrial" stuff is complete bunk. This thing wouldn't survive Max-Q, let alone any kind of landing that isn't on a clean slab of concrete. It's a cool rich person toy, no other notes.
      • King-Aaron 16 hours ago
        You miss my point. They're demonstrating a landing system, it's just wrapped up in a car to fool the idiots that are going to pre-purchase it again so they can use that money to build more space X technology.

        The car is just a façade.

        Edit: And to expand on this. Owners of GM T.50' say they can't use the ground effect fan anywhere in public due to the debris it picks up and throws, and are ineffective on anything but near perfect roads. So that's not impressive to me. And the jet boosters are also ridiculous, there is not real-world application where you could use them outside of completely closed environments with no one nearby. It's a huge investment into reaction thrusters for a car that would never, ever be used - unless it was to demonstrate thruster technology for another reason.

        i.e. Space X.

        • j4k0bfr 10 hours ago
          Ah I see. Yeah looks like it's pretty much just RCS for cars. Space landing systems are pretty well understood from the rocketry side afaik. The hard parts seem to really be around autonomous landing site selection [1][2] in novel environments. We'll have to see if the Roadster can do significant in-flight landing manoeuvrers.

          [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IM-1#Lunar_landing [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakuto-R_Mission_1#Landing_att...

          • King-Aaron 9 hours ago
            The novel thing is atmospheric compressed air RCS, but even so I’m not talking moon landings.

            This feels like a delivery mechanism to drop hardware from terrestrial orbit. At least the last leg after parachutes

    • joquarky 15 hours ago
      What is this wonderful "autonomous delivery vehicle" capable of delivering?

      Also, assuming the delivery vehicle is destroyed at the end of each "delivery", what will it cost?

      • King-Aaron 15 hours ago
        ...why would you assume it would be destroyed? What even is your point?

        I think you are on an entirely different page.

  • aabajian 14 hours ago
    If I'm understanding this correctly, it uses the electric motor to compress air into large tanks? How much thrust could that generate (and for how long)? It'd be amazing to jump over East River or the Hudson.
  • imcery 5 hours ago
    If it allows me to fly over a traffic jam, I'll buy it
  • bradthebeaverfa 15 hours ago
    That surpassed all expectations.

    I'm so glad Elon exists. He must have spent over $100 million to build the flying variant with no hope of ever profiting off it. I can't imagine any other CEO ever doing that.

    • pbkompasz 9 hours ago
      $100M to boost Tesla shares by billions of $, how generous...
    • archagon 15 hours ago
      Hundreds of thousands of dead Africans may not be so happy he exists.
  • Rebelgecko 17 hours ago
    Is the copy grok's writing style? It feels inhuman but still more readable than Opus
  • swyx 15 hours ago
    > an expertly crafted extra-terrestrial vehicle.

    hmmmm. spacex-tesla merger signalling?

  • lefrenchy 14 hours ago
    I worked at Tesla when they announced the Roadster 2 and said they’d start production. That never happened. Funny to see everyone eat this up, let’s see when or if they deliver.
  • sailfast 16 hours ago
    Nice Testarossa!
  • whiterook6 2 hours ago
    Are you kidding me? That was real? I laughed that off as AI BS and went about my day.
  • alexpadula 16 hours ago
    Flying cars before GTA6.
    • al_borland 15 hours ago
      Rockstar better get to work adding this car to the game.
  • emkoemko 14 hours ago
    What's with the ugly design these days... even that new electric Ferrari just look terrible coming from Ferrari not even the right color
  • anuptalwalkar 12 hours ago
    I have no words. Its like Elon asked Grok where can I take my business, and it suggested combine rockets and cars.
  • dataking 17 hours ago
    Rocket-inspired design hints at desire to merge Tesla and SpaceX?
  • gonzalohm 17 hours ago
    What's up with wheels not being round anymore? How is that supposed to work? I understand it for Formula 1, but for real world driving, it doesn't make any sense
    • carlosjobim 14 hours ago
      What kind of car doesn't have round wheels? This comment section must be the craziest I have seen so far on HN:
      • gonzalohm 7 hours ago
        My bad, I made a typo. I meant "wheel" not "wheels"
      • Glant 12 hours ago
        They're talking about the steering wheel, champ.
  • est 16 hours ago
    • Geee 16 hours ago
      No, they're cold gas thrusters. The car has an air compressor, a composite overwrapped pressure vessel (COPV) and 10 nozzles.
  • DiabloD3 9 hours ago
    Given how Tesla's profitability nearly vanished due to Elon outing himself with the "roman salute", I don't see why he thinks his company will be around long enough to actually get this out the door.

    I have no reason to believe this isn't another Deplorean.

  • TheAtomic 14 hours ago
    Flies, or jumps?

    Dunno. Looks like it jumps. Fying seems to require some degree of control over direction but I'm just a gravity-impaired bidep.

  • combobyte 17 hours ago
    > Our multi-mode fan and ground sealing system acts as a downforce generator, pulling air out from beneath the vehicle. This provides enough suction to hold the vehicle upside down, even when stationary.

    Bullshit, no it can't.

    > Advanced cold-gas thrusters use all-electric actuators to offer precise thrust, completing micro adjustments within a fraction of a second. This helps stabilize the vehicle in flight.

    In flight? What? Did I miss the joke, or what? It's a fucking car... The image even shows it hovering off the ground. How is this not blatant false advertising?

    ETA: okay, skimmed some of the livestream. These is absolutely no way that any of these features will ever be part of a production model. People get serious whiplash injuries just from being rear-ended at low speed. What do they think is going to happen to the occupant when they tell their car to jump over a semi and do a fucking barrel roll? Seriously, what are we doing here?

    • gizajob 16 hours ago
      Amazing such instant expertise.

      Watch the video - the car jumps into the air. Not exactly flight or what we’d consider a flying car, but it’s careering through the air off the ground.

    • td521534f12 17 hours ago
      This isn't even the first car to demo holding and driving upside down using a ground effect fan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6LYcgaQ46c
    • blobbers 17 hours ago
      It's supposed to be funny. Or it's not? Really not sure.
    • rjsw 17 hours ago
      There is another car [1] with a fan to improve downforce.

      [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Murray_Automotive_T.50

    • foobazgt 16 hours ago
      > Bullshit, no it can't

      I mean, this isn't crazy. In fact, it's already been done. Ever heard of McMurtry? (https://mcmurtry.com/). They're notorious for exactly this - using fans to provide extreme downforce (urr... upforce if you're hanging upside down?).

      > In flight?

      Did you see the stunt where it literally flew over vehicles? I mean, maybe it's a bit closer to a controlled super-leap like the original Superman, but... yeah, my personal reaction to that was more "holy shit" than "well, that's not flying".

    • teddy__d 17 hours ago
      Watch the livestream
    • kulahan 16 hours ago
      If you scroll down on the page, it shows that the "rocket edition" is invite-only. Probably gonna sell it to a few friends in hopes that the 3-5 they make sell for millions down the road, so to speak.
    • gcanyon 16 hours ago
      >> Our multi-mode fan and ground sealing system acts as a downforce generator, pulling air out from beneath the vehicle. This provides enough suction to hold the vehicle upside down, even when stationary.

      > Bullshit, no it can't.

      A proof of concept already exists:

      https://mcmurtry.com/upside-down-driving/

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  • whyenot 12 hours ago
    If you can afford something this ridiculous, then IMO you aren't being taxed enough.
  • plesiv 12 hours ago
    It could have military applications; it's hard to imagine any civilian applications.
    • singularity2001 12 hours ago
      in theory it could avoid car crashes in practice the dudes that buy these cars will probably cause more crashes;)
      • impossiblefork 1 hour ago
        At least the fans will allow for really short breaking distances.

        I historically argued for a sort of horror-vehicle that would achieve autonomous driving "early" by exploiting downforce from powerful fans, but I mostly imagined it being used for autonomous deliveries and never imagined there being people inside it.

      • autuni 12 hours ago
        idk about the safety of involving jumping cars into car crashes, I'd still prefer the brakes (obviously not always enough time). The one useful situation I could see is if you're driving (accidentally I hope) off a cliff.
  • helsinkiandrew 12 hours ago
    Misdirection

    The art of deliberately guiding or diverting an audience's attention away from a secret action (such as sleight of hand) so the trick can happen unnoticed. Instead of forcing the audience to look away crudely, good misdirection makes the audience want to look at something else naturally.

    > Tesla Sales Slump in Third Quarter

    https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/tesla-sales-fell-in-third...

    • Lerc 12 hours ago
      Misdirection only works if you cash in during the interval immediately after the misdirect before the subject can refocus.

      Tesla Q3 sales will be the same tomorrow.

      It doesn't surprise me that any particular companies sales are down at the moment, how does Tesla compare to other car manufacturers out of interest.

    • 233mhz 9 hours ago
      It's ok they'll merge with space x and basically be part of the US military which means sales figures won't matter anymore
      • ModernMech 3 hours ago
        This would only work until the next Democratic administration, at this point he's put almost half a billion dollars into Republican pockets. All it takes is one President AOC to pull every government contract he has. And he knows this, hence the election spending.
    • durmusk 12 hours ago
      Tesla board meeting last week: Board: So guys, our sales are slumping. What do we do? Elon: I have this cool idea...
    • wickedsight 12 hours ago
      > Tesla Sales Slump in Third Quarter

      This isn't special though. 2023 was their best year and sales have been slowly declining since then. The share price has mostly been climbing since 2023. But soon they'll have a huge driverless fleet and robots or something.

  • small_model 8 hours ago
    Potholes no longer an issue, just hop over them.
  • VCFundedGenYer 2 hours ago
    Oh look, not street legal.

    Fun demo, never will see the road. There's a billion ways this can kill scores of people instantly.

  • xnx 13 hours ago
    Awesome technical demo (assuming these weren't prop cars). Painfully awkward presentation.
  • phyzix5761 16 hours ago
    The engineering team did an amazing job!
    • joquarky 15 hours ago
      Great, now how about putting some of those amazing engineering brain cells into solving the impending water crisis.
      • MaxHoppersGhost 15 hours ago
        Go back to Reddit, we’re trying to enjoy cool stuff.
  • phyzix5761 17 hours ago
    It can fly? Wow! What a time to be alive!
  • PowerElectronix 1 hour ago
    This reminds me of the time Elon Musk was only known because of the supercool stuff his companies did.
  • micromacrofoot 27 minutes ago
    Now with more explosions!
  • wateralien 9 hours ago
    The thing that made the design of the original Tesla cars successful, before they went all in on this "future looks like the future" idiocy, is that they just looked good. Tasteful. All that crazy new tech was put in a package which hid it and it just became a sleek, good looking car on the road. Now Tesla design is obsessed with it cosplaying a Ridley Scott 80's wet dream and it looks stupid. The cars look like a show at universal studios theme park. When you do the "future looks like the future" it's always a sci-fi author's idea of "the future" which is cheesy and outdated as soon as its done. This is a boomer's idea of "future" aesthetics and it's not what the actual future looks like.
  • ambicapter 17 hours ago
    Is this a broken link for anyone else?
  • ceroxylon 16 hours ago
    The rocket flip part looks like CGI, in my opinion. I get the same feeling as when I see CGI on some random B movie. Would be happy to be proven wrong if there was a crowd of people filming from their angle though.

    Also "Beyond The Limits of Physics"... would any actual engineers at Tesla/SpaceX agree with that marketing statement?

  • reenorap 16 hours ago
    So it can fly?

    Just like we will have 1 million robotaxis on the streets by 2021?

    EDIT: wow it really can fly, that is crazy

    • tintor 14 hours ago
      Invite-only variant can jump, not fly. Other two variants can't jump.
  • DeepYogurt 15 hours ago
    Tesla hitting their lambo era?
  • hashstring 11 hours ago
    Tesla death throes, looks cool but they’re done.
  • Gud 13 hours ago
    What a downgrade from the renders we've seen so far.
  • BatFastard 13 hours ago
    Did you see 0 to 60 in 0.81 second, now THAT is flying!
  • jsonc 12 hours ago
    "grok, my flying tesla is dirty and there is a carwash 50 metres away. should i walk, drive or fly?"
  • olelele 7 hours ago
    That the supposedly smart ppl here get their knickers in a twist over this theatre piece is telling.

    Literally no proof of this working in real world conditions.

    I call bull.

  • kwisatzh 16 hours ago
    A car that jumps - am I missing something? The speed numbers are cool.
  • portmanteur 16 hours ago
    As a father of a growing family, I am still waiting for the RoBovan.
  • treetalker 12 hours ago
    I recall that about 8 (10?) years ago the “Roadster 2” was advertised. Am I correct that that was repeatedly delayed and never delivered?

    My sense is that this is just more Elon Musk bullshit that will never materialize.

    • sfblah 12 hours ago
      Even if it does, these features aren't useful and can't be used in any realistic scenario. At best they're just party tricks.

      1. If you start flying and land on someone or something, that's a problem. 2. My strong bet is what they demonstrated is as far as the thing can fly, which is definitely cool as a party trick, but that's it.

      These cars are obviously chock full of machine-learning algorithms to be able to control themselves in the air in that way. I'd much rather see that ML muscle used for something that actually benefitted someone.

  • duesterriese 12 hours ago
    Flying car? That looks more like a jumping car to me - great engineering but a bit misleading imho.
  • loveTech 16 hours ago
    Unavailable to visit?
  • arjie 14 hours ago
    Absolutely incredible demo. Jesus Christ, I don't know what I was expecting. Didn't know this was planned and skipped forward to see what they were showing off and thought it was CGI for how outlandish it is. My god, man. This is amazing.
  • rickdeckard 13 hours ago
    Was there any demo showing the car stabilized mid-air?

    It appears like they always did a barrel-roll because the car is simply not stable after take-off...

  • chrisss395 3 hours ago
    Can you imagine being behind this thing and the air blowing rocks and shit all over your car?
    • winterbloom 3 hours ago
      you already deal with this to some extent from others driving larger cars, everyone should be in a sedan
  • LeoPanthera 16 hours ago
    If this is real, it's going to kill people.
  • tiku 16 hours ago
    So they are going to send one of to space again?
  • fbrncci 11 hours ago
    Crash test rating: undefined
  • d--b 11 hours ago
    I predict the next James Bond movie will be a Tesla ad.
  • nilsbunger 16 hours ago
    Are they serious about the rocket version??
  • zhangchioulin 17 hours ago
    Very COOL, I like this Roadster retro style
  • gigatexal 12 hours ago
    Will this car ever ship?
  • t1234s 17 hours ago
    I cant wait to see what type of batshit crazy motorsport series they invent for these.
  • dualvariable 15 hours ago
    I mean, this is the gimmicky of gimmicks for the ultra-rich.

    It just means you can do jumps and stunts programmed into the vehicle at the push of a button with zero skill at being a stunt driver.

    The Dukes of Hazzard had to do that without the thrusters.

    Can't wait to see how people kill themselves and other people with those things by being stupid...

    Hopefully that shit gets blocked by the DOT and kept off public roads--which is probably the goal to get a bunch of drooling simps outraged over "government overreach" keeping them away from their "flying cars".

    • jacquesm 15 hours ago
      > and other people

      That's the bit where we diverge.

  • NDlurker 17 hours ago
    "Tony Hawk would be called, we call that the kickflip."

    Uh what? Rodney Mullen invented the kickflip

    Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/LC97wdQOmfI

    • niwtsol 16 hours ago
      Yes, Rodney Mullen invented the kickflip (and damn near every other skate trick), but the reference here comes from a time when Tony Hawk would drive around and yell "do a kickflip" at skaters, if they did a kickflip he would sometimes give them a signed board or other things. Example video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob0dI05Xz8s - it became a thing for a little where people would yell "do a kickflip" at skaters they saw on the street.
      • NDlurker 16 hours ago
        Oh yeah, I forgot about the origin of that meme.
  • darksim905 16 hours ago
    I absolutely detest the leadership and what he is actively doing to this country... but holy fucking shit. I want to reserve one, but when you're broke as a joke... ooph.
  • macinjosh 16 hours ago
    Sorry about the eggs honey, I had to use the thrusters to get past this cyclist.
  • ofjcihen 16 hours ago
    Reading some of this feels like I’m having a stroke.

    >This provides enough suction to hold the vehicle upside down, even when stationary.

    Neat car though.

  • moralestapia 17 hours ago
    Wow, this might be the most phenomenal tech demo I've ever watched.

    This is just amazing, congrats to everyone who worked on this.

    From an engineering pov, it must be the highlight of someone's life and a massive amount of fun to be able to work on a product like this.

  • mixmix 11 hours ago
    Jaw-dropping stunts aside, I am really disappointed with where all modern car design is going. What is that ugly low poly shit? The previous Roadster concept had a style, it had sex and taste. How did we get from there to here?
  • osigurdson 13 hours ago
    When I first saw this I was convinced it was AI slop. Nope! This is absolutely incredible. I've also never really resonated with Tesla aesthetic in the past but they really nailed it here imo. This car looks phenomenal - I hope this style trickles down to other models.
  • sawjet 16 hours ago
    You can hate the man, but you must respect him. Flying cars have truly arrived.
    • dawnerd 16 hours ago
      No they haven't? It can hop at best, in a demo unit, designed specifically for that demo.
      • NookDavoos 9 hours ago
        Correct. I will wait until Elon does a flip in it himself.
    • joquarky 15 hours ago
      No. Respect is earned.
  • latentsea 16 hours ago
    I'd buy one for the police chases. Hell yes. Not that I'm in the billionaire invite-only inner circle, and not that they'll ever ship it.
  • bashdragon 13 hours ago
    No way this is road legal in any country lmao
    • meitham 13 hours ago
      Very useful in England’s countryside, imagine all the puddles you can jump over! Eliminate these passing bays when cars can jump over each other in the narrow lanes!
  • jdw64 12 hours ago
    Will it even be maintainable? Never mind the rocket fuel...

    Will the frame itself hold up?

    • rickdeckard 12 hours ago
      It's apparently not fuel but pressurized air being refueled by the car itself.

      > "Will it even be maintainable?"

      Probably doesn't matter. I don't think it will be permitted on public roads anyway.

      The presented variant is invite-only, so I guess it will be made to put in the garage of some (Saudi) investor who commits a billion dollar investment...

  • flog 12 hours ago
    I'm sure having a bunch of rocket engines, fuel, plumbing, etc, on my car will make it great in the twisties. This is such a stupid compromise.
  • piskov 8 hours ago
    How come this totally cool thing with 397 points is on the third fucking page being #65.
  • christkv 13 hours ago
    I wonder if the jets will be able to assist breaking or control of the car in emergency situations.
  • atlgator 15 hours ago
    This is one of those products that offers a thrilling demo but I have no desire to own one. I much prefer the 2020 design that never made it to production.
  • dbg31415 15 hours ago
    Relevant.

    * The Fastest Maze-Solving Competition On Earth - YouTube // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQbHMgK2rw

  • luckydata 16 hours ago
    At this point this is some sort of IQ test right?
  • wartywhoa23 9 hours ago
    "Jumping the shark" is now officially shamed by "jumping the Tesla"!

    An innovative way to make some whoop-de-dooping billionaires with extra cash to spare land upside down on their rooves.

  • dyauspitr 16 hours ago
    Is this a gas that needs to be refilled with the cold thrust one?
  • bluecalm 3 hours ago
    Amazing to see Elon making his childhood dreams reality. It's something to behold. I hope we don't lose that spirit. The amount of negativity is very worrying. One of the coolest tech demos in 2026 and it's on the 3rd page of HN morning after because of the downvotes.
  • maxlin 12 hours ago
    He literally made good on the long time promise of FLYING CARS and this is not the top post????

    this site just toast

    • autuni 12 hours ago
      It's a tech demo marketing presentation with a jumping car in it, not a flying one. It does look pretty cool though. Let's first wait and see if/when this will even be available and not just a marketing stunt.
      • maxlin 1 hour ago
        It accelerates and maneuvers in-air, that is not a "jump". It legit flies.

        This is not some suden demo, this is something they've promised and talked of along time ago and has been in development the whole time.

        And Tesla is all about manufacturing so mistaking this for some "prototype-only" device is misled.

  • pjturpeau 11 hours ago
    I don't understand why they don't recruit an Italian designer...
  • seabrookmx 16 hours ago
    Yay the (almost) 10th anniversary of the 2nd generation Roadster reservations, and now it's got fucking rockets apparently?

    How delusional are people? The emperor is not wearing clothes y'all.

  • Kuyawa 16 hours ago
    Technology: spectacular, design: ugly as fuck
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    Hard pass
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      I’m incredibly surprised as to how fast people are forgetting who the CEO and largest shareholder of Tesla is.

      Whatever breakthrough they’re making, is it worth funding the dismantling of democracy?

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      It was fine? I'd rather this than hyper rehearsed CGI human Apple launch video. At least its just real people talking like humans.
      • gizajob 16 hours ago
        Yeah Apple really synthesising a platonic ideal of Steve’s product release smarm without any of his hubristic charm at this point. Tesla and SpaceX seem like humans just getting on with sh*t and onto the next.
      • wilg 17 hours ago
        It was not fine.
    • dmix 17 hours ago
      I can’t do a tech demo of a simple software feature on zoom without at least one thing messing up. They launched a car off a ramp live and were honest from the beginning of the stream it might not work.

      The last decade of social media has shown that humans care more about authenticity than perfection in presentations.

      • wilg 17 hours ago
        It did work! The point is they did a terrible job of producing the event and being clear what they were talking about and showing the product. The product, for all four people who will be able to buy it ("invite only"), seems very cool. But that is not what I was commenting on!
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    • gizajob 16 hours ago
      Leave Volkswagen out of this. Day belongs to Tesla.
    • robrain 17 hours ago
      Not just you.
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  • rvz 14 hours ago
    At least this is a break from all the bullshit AI agent garbage posted on this site.

    Almost all the comments here are just the most generically negative I have ever seen on HN, with just general grumpiness everywhere.

    This car is an incredible engineering achievement and a completely unexpected reveal.

  • tdhz77 16 hours ago
    Ai slop on a billion dollar company should tell you everything you know about how we are doomed by this ai experiment
  • skrellm 11 hours ago
    Don't be fooled! This is AI generated slop.

    The car clearly does not have enough momentum to go on the ramp all the way upside-down, yet it miraculously does not fall.

    • cbeach 8 hours ago
      The car is not using momentum and centrifugal force to stay on the ramp. It has fans providing tons of downforce - so much downforce that it's able to stick to the road nearly completely inverted
  • phyzome 16 hours ago
    Technically very impressive. I wonder if they'll actually produce and sell any of these.

    And too bad it's associated with a Nazi shitheel. That takes a lot of the joy out of this.

  • ThalesX 17 hours ago
    Pretty big nothingburger. Production starts 2028 and honestly, the taunted feature... it's not a flying car, it's a jumping car. Do people actually want this for themselves? I'd wager the valuation would go down after this presentation.
    • iugtmkbdfil834 16 hours ago
      I never thought I would say this, but.. have you been like.. born 70 or something?
    • kingstnap 16 hours ago
      Bro the car literally jumped over a semi like its the TF2 soldier. Nothingburger???
      • ThalesX 16 hours ago
        OK sure. I don't have a lot of use cases in my day to day commute that would be better handled by this jumping over a semi like it's the TF2 soldier, hence, a big nothingburger.
      • emkoemko 14 hours ago
        yes its a nothing burger no one will be able to use this other then a few billionaires... just like that BYD car that can jump wtf are we doing? why do we need cars to jump... we need them to drive us from point a to b
        • misiti3780 2 hours ago
          teslas can do that already ... mostly without human intervention.
  • ijustlovemath 16 hours ago
    Kind of disturbing how hard he's leaning into the futurism aesthetic here, given its history.
    • phyzome 16 hours ago
      I mean, he also did a straight-up Nazi salute. We already know the guy is a fascist.
    • pastel8739 16 hours ago
      Tesla has been doing this for a while, having all their promo shots at night etc. The terafab announcement stuff has an especially dystopian vibe
  • chirau 17 hours ago
    So Elon's entities are really using SI instead of AI? Interesting. Or was he the one who actually suggested the name change to POTUS?
  • maxnevermind 16 hours ago
    I guess robotaxi is failing? This is my only explanation of that jumping gimmick.
    • al_borland 15 hours ago
      The Robotaxi just started rolling out beyond Austin a few months ago. You think they threw together a flying car on a whim in a matter of weeks?
  • nullocator 15 hours ago
    I can't wait for some rich asshole going 120 mph to backflip their Tesla into my Outback on the interstate.
    • Glant 14 hours ago
      Don't worry, the first time they drive through a city the fans will suck up some trash and ruin the motors
  • johnnyApplePRNG 17 hours ago
    Still with the deadly door-handles that first responders can't open, I see.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2025-tesla-dangerous-door...

    • kcb 17 hours ago
      Yea, i was going to reserve one of these sub 1 sec 0-60 vehicles with rocket motors and suction fans, but then I didnt because of the ergonomics of the door handle design.
      • phyzome 16 hours ago
        "Ergonomics" is an interesting phrase to use for "critical safety issue".

        But yeah, that's not the part of the vehicle that's gong to kill its first victim.

        • emkoemko 13 hours ago
          or one of these pressure tanks blowing... while your doing a barrel roll down a highway .... wtf are we doing lol
    • sippingabonedry 16 hours ago
      If you watched the video, which you didn't, you'd know it appears to have a traditional door latch with recessed handles.